Mine waits until I decide to FT10 somebody to make herself lunch/dinner silently and eat it before I notice so that she doesn’t have to make me anything. Woman are sneaky.
What the fuck is FT10?
You had one of the rare ones…what happened?
What was tha tpokemon from the first season(only season i kinda know) that was mad rare that flew? You gotta keep that in your pokeball…never let her out lol when you catch one.
First to 10?
LMFAO that’s godlike.
Seriously? FT10… First to 10… I go play games, she does chores around my house.
It was nothing like that. It basically went down like this:
fall in love with girl, make girl girlfriend
girl is bizarrely distant for a girlfriend
2 weeks later: oh yeah, so it turns out i’m actually in love with 2 guys and i’m so confused, i need a break from all this shit
madly in love me scared to death of losing the only girl he ever loved: okay, i got you
other guy: fuck this, business as usual
girl: yeah, so i feel like we’ve grown apart, gotta move on, sorry
me: 
look at my drawing I did there.
That’s the fucking worst… That just sounds fucking awful.
i must be stupid coz i don’t get the Descartes reference here.
Oh shit, didn’t realize BareKnuckle is Oli.
What’s going on man? Thanks for the follow, btw.
Why is my new Av not working!
Fire-roasted roadkill and river water with a group of Civil War reenactors.
Did it involve watercress, in any way?
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A salad? With almonds?
Yeah, it was. I had to quit listening to music on the radio because love songs would come on and tears would start spontaneously running down my face. That’s actually probably the reason I haven’t listened to anything but talk since forever.
You know what made it worse? During the time I was with her, and the immediate aftermath when i was so heartbroken I couldn’t do shit, it seemed like every female I knew decided to let it be known that either then, or at some point in the past, they had been in love with me.
Smh, irl. :shake:
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Wouldn’t have guessed. I stopped giving a fuck about SRK and its members years ago.
I may have just made one of my best posts in the Smoking thread. Like I just sat back and went “damn” once it was posted.
Also: Steak and Bacon for lunch
I hate when my dick touches the inside of the toilet while I poop
sorry to hear about ur woman issues Warp…man, it seems these last few years, women folk took the liberties they were given, and fucking ran with it. Now woman world wide are doing shit that a man would get stabbed or KO’d over, and getting away with it.
We need men’s rights. If they can be allowed to have periods once a month, I should be allowed to punch a bitch once a month.