SRK Lounge for the TRUE SRK Gentlemen

This is why I stick with classic unforgettable games, like Quake 4.

Which I’m just now playing for the first time ever.

And on this laptop with a Radeon HD 4200 at 800 x 600 with all settings to lowest values, it can only do it’s best just to get up to 15FPS.

Stroggs don’t even have to attack me. Just being in the view can cause frameskipping to the point I can’t hit them. Sly bastards.

GAMENATIONING!

Take this with a massive grain of salt, as it is just my two cents, but…

Regardless of the previous installments, Diablo 3 is a good example of a lot of things wrong with the priorities in current generation game development, and a good representative of the dominant Blizzard philosophies. You know, the ones that suck and are responsible for bending WoW over and fucking it until they got the abomination that is Cataclysm.

Streamlined to hell and back, false sense of content and depth, what have you. They take the think out of it and just put you in your retard-proof game with your floaty water wings and let you go free making you think you’re doing something but you’re really not.

There is no game. They stripped out everything but the loot based progression and it’s just not really worth playing. There’s nothing there. Even if it was the first in the franchise it would have been massively disappointing.

In my opinion, at least. If all you want is the shiny things, then by all means, press button and receive fun. Nothing stopping you from enjoying the game.

Hey man, I just got here. I’m having my Steel and frozen pizza. I wanted to address a few things.

-Bobby the Brain is indeed the best commentator of all time. That said, Lawler and JR are great.

-Stuart Hayden is a fucking prick. I always liked that guy.

-if I had an SRK Top 8 right now, Azure, RS3, and AYO would be on it. And angelpalm. Oh oh and Shaft Agent. And-and

-Fuck this hurricane hokum. It was like 70 out today. My semen isn’t even worth the $3.93 they want for gas. (Just kidding; it is.)

-…(And then some!)

-Out at 10pm and back at 6am? Don’t mind if I do! If I didn’t love my wife and like my house so much, man…

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Ha. Kinda cool.

They definitely existed, Cataclysm just sort of stopped sugar coating it and everybody was like…oh, well, this sucks.

That being said, that expansion was still a fantastic ensemble of terrible decisions, in my opinion, and deserves to be bashed.

Tell me, wise one. Can I eliminate the scourge called snoop dogg from my game? Will I at some point be made to suffer his unwanted sight and sound if I decide to buy the game?

-Starhammer-

Really General Hospital…really?
I was about to do the “I’m not the Father” dance when I thought Carly was one that got shot.

Fuck…you.

fixed

Tell me more so I have more reason to tell my roomate I have no interest in playing WoW with him.

You’ll have to suffer his pixelated sight, but you can change the music of the stage so you don’t have to hear him. I was mad tempted to set this as his stage music, though:

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You have to pay money to keep playing it. That should be reason enough, really.

I know your pain. My lil girl caught a bug from daycare…ended getting me sick too…ugh. luckily its just about run its course for her. That medicine is nasty as hell tho

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

That’s fucked up and even sadder than normal now that I have two beers in me.

Anyway, on Ch. 8 of DeadSpace 2, it’s a pretty good game.

Not even close to RE4 so far though, I think if I get Bioshock it will be the closest to tieing or winning that title.

You wouldn’t believe how inexperienced I am on shooters.

I’ve played 007 at my cousins, uh…Bioshock one night, DeadSpace 2, and I’ve rented a few Call of Dutys and and played Black Ops at a friends house once.

Yeah, I know, CoD is overrated, but these are literally the only shooters I’ve played in my life.

Trying to be cool? Nay, I’ve missed alot.

I haven’t had it come up when randomly picking stages yet, only when I manually chose it. I actually don’t mind it, only level that bugs the shit out of me is the Ooze Unknown stage.

“I’ll fuck you til you love me, faggot.”- DS2

Man, that game. Glad you picked it up :tup:.

Bioshock is fucking awesome. It’s pretty different from RE4 but still fucking awesome.

Bioshock is an outstanding game, no doubt.

But.

…No but.

That quote is familiar…not sure what rapper said that, but yeah, it’s a solid 8.5 in my book now, only because I give no shits about any of the characters for whatever reason. DeadSpace 3 looks hella tight though.

You wouldn’t believe how blazed I was when I saw that at my friends house, def one of the best of those experiences. That rainbow oil effect shit with someone getting evicersated behind a oil water fall, seeing them die in a shadow and hearing them scream?

That shit was crazy.

I can’t believe I spelled evixerated right the first time, oh wait, I didn’t, because Dortmunder.

People pay more to smell like shit and accelerate death (smoking), so something like that is clearly not reason enough.

Mike Tyson