I just had some guy say I look like someone called Will I Am.
Should I be happy or offended by that?
Zoo Weekly asked its readers to pick which half of this woman they preferred, and why.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/29/9/enhanced-buzz-8417-1354198932-1.jpg
The post got banned by some ad bureau after the comments started coming in:
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The right half seems like a pretty safe choice until you consider what happens when it needs to poop. A lower torso has no arms or hands to wipe its own ass!
Reminds me of that Wanda Sykes bit about having a detachable vagina.
I will pass the word along. He might actually dig that idea.
But if it comes out sounding like “Mambo #5”, I will kill all seven members of the band including myself.
HAHA, I was thinking more along the lines of Mark Wahlberg in Ted
I don’t think the lower half will be doing much eating
Depends on which version,
http://thewellversed.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/02_will_i_am1.jpg
http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Will.i.am-Blackface-at-2010-MTV-VMAs.jpg
don’t know if I should :tup: or :tdown:
so PERPLEXED!!!
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Why would the right half need to poop when there’s no mouth to eat for it? 
I like this version
Fight me
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Lower half needs to get nutrients from somewhere, or else it’d just decay. The two halves are linked by some sort of science-magic. Food is obviously teleported from one half of the intestines to the other.
Does this magic science carry over the bitch-ness of the upper half, or does that get lost in some sort of inter-dimensional plane?
that gif of the woman getting bapped is awesome. but like always, when I see stuff like that, I always want to know what she did to pis the guy off. theres always a reason
Lower half lacks a medium through which the bitchiness can be expressed. Despite what the colloquialism says, people can’t literally talk out of their ass—at least not in a way that’s intelligible.
Sorry to reply to the first post in this thread does the ginger dick have gumdrop ripples?
she could cross her legs and kick
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if your friend fucks one side and you fuck the other, will your cocks touch
Missed last weeks X-factor, holy shit Britney is hot again.
I back this scientific fact because science
I have only heard Downtown right now, but i have to say that i liked it so far, i like the blues/jazz influence that the song has
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Why do i feel that you are the bass player?
Because you don’t pay attention and enjoy being wrong? :lol: Hasn’t he talked about being a guitarist, like, repeatedly?
Hmm, who would play what instrument in the SRK band
ill play the dead body.
Who do we consider to be consistently annoying these days? Whoever that is, plays the skin flute. </If you know what I’m sayin’>
