It’s not weird. Chicks love Darth Vader.
That would make sense if they were actually around humans. But no, they turn into cheetahs and gorillas and just sit around talking to at each other all day with their badly animated mouths. I ALWAYS changed the channel when that crap was on.
I wondered about that. Maybe it’s the same as someone shoving a gerbil up their ass. Maybe their steering wheel is like their prostate. Maybe this is one of the weirdest-ass conversations I’ve had here.
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^ Video of a cancelled Streets of Rage remake. It actually looks pretty cool, definitely could’ve been awesome with some polish+bit more speed.
I heard Spike gives masterful head.
No homo.
eSports is fucking retarded.
You might say that Spike is a…Headmaster?
I see what you have done there.
get your ass to a Fortino’s and pick up that Butter Chicken Lasagna
yeah that shit made no sense to me either.
is there really a front page article, explaining what the phrase ‘godlike’ means? REALLY???
I think the idea is logically consistent.
Transformers want to blend in with the local population, to not alarm them. They can’t turn into humans, so they turn into cars.
Likewise, they want to blend in with the local Beast Wars world population, which were animals.
Your line of reasoning presumes they have a specific bias to only disguising themselves around humans, but why wouldn’t they want to disguise themselves to whatever the local population happens to be?
Because sentience?
eSports is fucking retarded.
That shit looks fucking disgusting compared to the homemade one I just ate. 
My Dad is hilarious, dude always has 1-liners and random shit to say. “Yeah, that’s the same thing that happened to some Jewish guy. He suffocated and died.” What?
it definitely didn’t have the draw of Beast Machines did it
This Sons of Anarchy season finale. I don’t think I am mentally nor emotionally ready for this.
It’s overwhelming in its deliciousity. There’s that Roads to Riches or whatever TV show where they make people compete their food against other people’s food, and the winner gets their shit mass produced and sold in a super market. And this lasagna won, and its fucking CHRONIC. Shits all over your gross ass nasty Wendy’s burgers.
http://mars-one.com/en/mission/mission-and-vision
anybody wanna volunteer for a one way suicide mission to Mars, to get it setup for the rest of us?
Speaking of insulting Optimus Prime…
Beast Wars is crazy good, though.
Still not as bad as Beta using Optimus Prime as comparison for the quality of DmC.
You know it!
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I know y’all muhfuckas ain’t dissing Beast Wars :mad:
You mention Optimus Primal in the club, chicks get wet. When you tell them you’ll show them your Beast Mode transformation, they start to forcefully drag you out of the club, into a taxi, to their place.
BEAST MODE
Also applicable to other cool shit, like going all out in the gym, wailing on someone in a video game, wailing on someone irl, etc.
Star Wars nerds go to the club and say weak awkward shit like “lemme show you my lightsword/saber” and blow themselves up out of the club.
For shame :sad:
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Don’t get it twisted nigga. Star Wars got that hella swag in the club. If I was a Jedi I’d be single and getting mad pussy.
Walk up in the club and be all like: “Yo bitch let me get you a drink? drag a drink from the bar to my hand using the force”
Some whack niggas hitting on a fine bitch, you go there wave your hand and say:
“This isn’t the heaux you are looking for”
Ain’t no robot gonna have true Jedi Swagger like that.
Edit: And then you can force choke dudes that wanna start shit? Ain’t robots doing any of that shit. Side they made out of metal and got no dicks. Gotta go to a junkyard to pick up bitches.
things that have never happened
He definitely didn’t, because that’s Optimus Primal,who is a completely different character.