Things I’ve watched on MFC:
One of these things is not like the others…
Do not listen to this shit.
Keep your resumes to one page and list only the things which apply to the job you are seeking. If you get a second interview, send a thank you letter afterwards. Cover letters get your resume thrown away. I learned this from the Professor who taught me technical writing; he used to do HR work with resumes. He was an old white guy who wrote resumes for people. He did not fuck around and neither should you.
In FAR more important news, there’s a Secret Circle marathon happeneing on the Chiller Channel. I’ve never even heard of the Chiller channel before 3 minutes ago.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Oh yes! It’s the Halloween episode. Oh Diana… I get to see you on my television once more.
Cute. Make some more jokes that only you find clever!
Or choose your favorite option and go cry some more to someone that will listen to your bitchmade ass 
Ol’ “I’m never returning to SRK. Fuck them. They can all eat a bag of dicks, especially Valaris and Warpticon” and then returns after a week and plays buddy buddy with everyone two-faced ass bitch. You know, It’s been a while since you went on a tirade. You doing okay? Don’t you have some kind of tirade quota you need to meet every month? Don’t take too long now-- you’ll end up using your father as an excuse again and REALLY melt the fuck down 
Check avatar in about 2 hours when SRK catches on.
You could listen to this advice.
We could work on your cover letter, if you want to find a job. A lot of employers dismiss resumés that don’t include them. It’s a chance to sell yourself beyond a list of what you’ve done. It too, should be altered to suit the job you’re applying for.
I hope this girl knows she’s forever alone after this.
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it depends…was the asian girl shooting the ping pong balls out of her box to bounce them? if so, then B. if not, then C.
I dont get this.
HEY! STFU with that depressing shit and watch the Secret Circle marathon on the Chiller channel!!
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Awwwwww shiiiiiit! It’s about that time for Cassie to go all Dark Phoenix!
Considering that both my professor and the other people who read resumes would just throw away the ones with cover letter, give it a damn shot. They get so many applications that yours needs to be to the point.
Lol cover letters are often mandatory in any corporate setting. Idk what kind of field of work youre in but, id recommend simplifying your resume and making it specific to the post ion you’re applying for as @pertho said. Also, if your resume is over one page don’t be too concerned…now if its 3+ pages…yea that’s not a good look. Employers ain’t trying to read all that shit.
Personally my resume is only a page and a half. Its pretty straight to the point.
Sent from the next dimension using Pandora’s box…
Just regular old hand tossing. Actually, now that I think about it, I think she might have also had puppies. :lol:
I also forgot to add “a chick running down a list of her favorite anime” to the list. :lol: Nothing like finding the vanilla-est content on a site known for the raunchiest shit.
I’d figure that you’d provide a cover letter unless expressly asked to do otherwise, and that most HR people would assume you’re lazy or a moron if you don’t include one–even if it’s destined to get thrown away.
This is why all my cover letters are a list of women I find attractive, followed by a long-winded rant about how the TP in public bathrooms might as well be quadruple ply if people have to use that much more of it to compensate for how thin and fragile it is.
Nobody doubted this about you, Whitey.
Really.
eSports is fucking retarded.
Million is starting to make more and more sense, wow, awesome.
It’s a Swanky Kong reference…? Idk… I like lupe but he is hard to defend sometimes
Remove your current one then add w/e your new one is, mine changed in like 20 minutes… Unless I’m still showing Jesse then disregard.
HA! Busted lol
I hope its this:
Super Wario Brotha
The Soul Calibur series fucking sucks. Pretty funny such a shitty game is causing salt. Well, that and some weird-ass history between a certain two posters.
Edit: Liking all these posts took a lot longer than I thought it would. Goddamn.
he sounded so unsure lol, nah i think people want the rematch for him to have a title around his belt. plus they def didnt sell part 4 of this series…i mean i support seeing marquez beat pac man again at the end of the day.
Lol.
So true.
He got so butt hurt over my not agreeing with him about “the greatness” of SCV, that he deleted me off of PSN, and put me on ignore on SRK.
I wasn’t even pursuing the point.
He bled out his heart from his sleeve, begging me to give it a chance, cajoling me, insisting that I must agree with his opinion - hemorrhaging emotions over a damned game, and then, when I refused, his period runneth over, gushing out in e-rage, like he’d miscarried Namco’s deformed lovechild.
It’s like Beta is Namco’s battered wife, or something.
I don’t feel sorry for battered women who choose to stay.
Just so, Beta.
Stay free, Beta.
Stay free, Stay-Free Beta.
eSports is fucking retarded.
the amazing spiderman wasnt even amazing. it was kind of shit…:wasted:
