Dude, they don’t want you to give them advice. They want you to STFU, listen, and empathize.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
As for the women… sounds to me like a reason to fuck 'em.
I think the key to happiness is finding people more miserable than you, and grinding them into dust.
I feel like being on SRK too much skews my real world perspective of black people. If Thurst, Rock, and Muffy all watch Girls, then statistically, I am forced to assume it is like a black thing to do. But this does not “jive” with my real life perceptions and experiences.
Some potentially interesting findings for coffee drinkers. 
Hahaha, the House of Next Tuesday. I need every invention depicted in this episode.
Except for the one you’re talking about.
Wrong. Killing everyone who is more miserable than you will turn you into the most miserable person by default. The solution is just the opposite: create more miserable people.
And this is precisely how i live, bringing misery to those who surrounds me
My Christmas bonus wasn’t the enormous one I was hoping for, but we were broke that year. I don’t believe in miracles, but when stuff like that or getting together with my wife happens, I feel like life has a way of not trying to fuck you to death when you’re really in no position to be fucked to death.
Her employment is uncertain going beyond January, but this will give us a cushion, and make a nice Christmas possible for ourselves and our families :tup:.
You know, I vote republican with everyone’s best interest in mind. I believe that everyone who votes democrat has the same motivation.
If you’re struggling, I hope things improve for you. I hope everyone flourishes. We’ve known the hardships of unemployment and underemployment. I’d only wish that on a select few people here.
…Whew, that was a lot of non-facetious typing.
So according the the article @goodm0urning posted, after 10 cups of coffee in a day is when the benefits diminish…I have 10 cups to go today, COFFEE NOW!!!
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So coffee has diminishing returns? Interesting.
I fully agree with this statement.
But on the flip side, I hate sitting down in a chair that’s still carrying the residual body heat from the guy that sat in it last. It feels mad gay and threatens my already-very-tenuous-heterosexuality as it is.
Exposing my naked ass flesh to a toilet that was pre-warmed by some other dude’s ass flesh is the closest you can get to touching asses together without actually touching asses together. Even moreso than if you’re like trying to pass a guy on the bus or a plane with your backs turned and you incidentally bush ass-on-ass, because there’s generous layers of fabric between you and the incidental contact is completely accidental. But you choose, with great conviction and deliberateness, to sit ass naked on a toilet seat, as well you should.
I would like to propose the idea that guys that like sitting on warm toilets (versus just merely non-frigid) toilets are acting out on latent homosexual tendencies, yearning for body warmth against their asses, which is inherently weird and mad faggy.
Come at me bros (but in a non-gay way please).
Ass to ass is the new indirect kiss.
Not me. I refuse to watch that show. After catching up on Deadwood, Oz, The Wire, and The Sopranos I watched two minutes of Girls and turned it off. “These are not real problems.”
Rofl…I honestly didn’t really think about it like that cLint. So now I got a question. When is it acceptable to drop a dump after another man? 5 minutes? An hr? Lololol. What if its a emergency? Also, if he isn’t a friend or family…is it simply out of the question?
I can’t take a dump on foreign toilets personally.
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I don’t have those toilet problems, my ass ain’t touching the seat, PERIOD. Nigga, I shit AERIALLY, no touching required
Thanks for that link, very interesting. My favorite tidbit is that caffeine makes you more insulin resistant. Fuck you diabetes. All the colored people should up on that coffee drank. That is buff as fuck.
i was working on a gay rap song called “Asses 2 Asses, Thrust to Dust” unsure of why i stopped though…
If he is black:
Spoiler
You get that nigga outside his house, take off his shirt and tie him up. Then you get some dude from Craiglist who is DTF to come in and suck his nipple. Take a couple of pictures and post it all over that dude’s facebook/twitter/phone contacts. Ain’t no living that shit down for the rest of his life.
If he is white:
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Get on that dude’s facebook/twitter and type some shit like “Obama is some dumb fucking nigger over this shit. Let the kikes figure the accounting out.” Dude is boned with everybody he knows. Gay tactic would also work.
Gotta hit them where it hurts.
i vote cobra clutch. or simply put him in a ditty bag (this ditty bag must be itty bitty).
Couldn’t you just put 3 or 4 long strips of toilet paper on the seat before you sat down? That’s more or less mandatory when you’re pooping in a public place. The same could also apply when you’re at home and need to fire one out after another man has already done so. 35-45 minutes should be long enough for any ass aroma to dissipate.
I didn’t mean it literally…finding people who are down and making them feel worse is great.
But now that I think about it…depression is chemical right?
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killing them…drying them out, grinding them to dust and then snorting them would probably make you feel GREAT.
Muff’s got it right - I also like to create a toilet paper strip buffer to put on the seat, not because I am afraid of the seat being gross, but because I need that additional buffer between my ass flesh and stranger ass flesh ghost. That does a good job of mentally satisfying no homo condition in my mind.
I think generally whatever time it takes for the warmth and ass aroma to dissipate should be enough, 30-40 minutes sounds good, but you never know, especially if there’s dudes walking around with like superheated asses scorching public toilet seats.
And obviously, emergencies are emergencies.