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Christian shows always bother me, as a religious person myself it’s usually religious people that really drive me away from it. Some Supernatural talk shows where this Black dude is telling the white man of his out of body experiences with Angels and lakes of fire, and how he saw Homosexuals burning. Then it led to the white man preaching about how your soul can be stained from Homosexual stuff and porn where you cannot be saved.

Just seems stupid that in this day and age they keep attacking that, especially when there is (For some reason) homosexual religious communities.

I want a Gay group of people to open their own talk show bad mouthing the shit out of Religion and see how far that gets. Also our religious tolerance seems to be Christian/Catholic/Jew/whatever the middle east loves and everything else is like “Fuck you guys”. Those poor Pagans, Druids, and Satanists…

I need a way to throw books at people through the internet. That way I can keep all the research I’ve read on hand at all times and just throw it at motherfuckers saying stupid shit. No idea why I thought that murder children would stop people from going full retard.

You know, some people say they see people burning in lakes of fire or being tortured in the depths of the commonly accepted Hell.

But they never stop to actually ask the dudes if it’s really that bad.

Maybe lakes of fire are really, really relaxing, and a pitchfork up your butt isn’t so bad once you’re used to it.

yo I just realized that micheal jackson’s mommy kissin santa claus was the first song about snitching

As someone that enjoys a good sauna I bet it feels pretty sweet once you get adjusted. Plus you could make it like a lazy river of hell.

Mighty B cartoon is pretty entertaining, think it only ran for two seasons though.

yeah I changed it just as you quoted it…im like yo santa trying to get him some draws while pops is sleepin…then mike J gonna tell? come on son…he tryin to stuff her stockings with dat black coal,

Which takes on an even more bad meaning, knowing if she gives Santa Jackson some lip he’ll bust her face open with a candy cane and still get him some. All while Michael was watching.

No wonder he done fucked up.

I’m noticing an abundance of chicks showing cleavage, flashing tits, making provocative statements and sexual poses, yet calling men “thirsty.” Does not compute

Korean word for cell phone is handphone. He meant handphone game. Greatest transliteration fail ever.

Sent to the Internet with Smoke Signaltalk. Buy your matches and blanket in the Trading Outlet for $20 shipped. Firewood sold separately.

I swear. I don’t know what’s going on. If they don’t want guys to talk to them, they should try NOT being damn near naked in public. IJS

Your guess is as good as mine…

my neighbor just fell again. his wife waited 30 minutes before she called me. i sprinted over there this time. he was in the bedroom in his boxers with his feet propped up on a chest. it took me and his wife to stand him back up. he couldn’t help at all until his legs were underneath him. then he was fine. he kept apologizing. i wanted to tell him to stfu and keep doing what he’s doing to fight that shit no matter how much he falls but he’s a preacher and that might kill him so i was like “no problemo.”

then we started talking about iCloud. i’ll probably check on him tomorrow or something.

What was wrong with him again? Doctor said he needs a backiotomy? Why don’t you make him a Shaft Alert™ system to press when he falls.

I’ve fallen…and I can get up thanks to my small friend Shaft Agent.

I had to sell booze to a full blown retard today. By law nothing I can do about that. Fucker is drooling and growling at me, but ENJOY YOUR WHISKEY YOU FUCKING POTATO

before i read your post, i saw that and was trying to think of what movie had al pacino playing santa claus lol

he’s in his 80s, he had a mini stroke and some other stuff; he’s mentally there, but i think he’s lost lots of strength in his legs; my cellphone is the alert system; and picking up a limp adult is no joke. now i know how your cuckold dad feels when i whip this thang out.

bed sinks down 3 inches when it’s in yo momma.

i’ll never pay child support. :mad:

I bought a car. No more walking for me :tup:

So The Hobbit? NOT BAD.

Also, a friend gave me something for Christmas: a completely awesome knit mohawk snow hat. I proceeded to do my best JoJo’s impression afterward:

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I’m about to watch The Man with the Iron Fists, should I or should I not?

Speaking of bad movies, I just half-watched Buckaroo Banzai on Netflix while doing something else.

Apparently this is a cult film that some people absolutely love, but from what I’ve been able to gather, it’s one of the dumbest, worst movies of all time.