Watching a movie called The great happiness space. I think feminist would get a kick out of the men being objectified in this show lol. People in Japan are fucking weird.
This nigga Issie in this show is like the Daigo of Japanese Host bars, except he actually has sex.
Anyways.
I was thinking if you could have any 3 real world super powers/strange conditions or psychic abilities, what would you choose? Better yet, say instead of just that you also combine the talents of famous people as well in it. So if you wanted to be Bruce lee, but have like CIP and Dean Karnazes limitless stamina then you could, but you have to tell how you would use your abilities to defeat the last poster.
The good thing about winter to me is that the annoying insects are no longer a factor. Everything else pretty much sucks.
-Women have to wear much more clothing.
-The car needs to be “warmed up” for awhile…can’t just get going immediately to your destination.
-Streets can become iced over. In the school-era of your life, this is a great thing… beyond that it just creates all kinds of inconvenience, and means you can’t go anywhere…it also means there will be thousands of people crowded into the grocery store, shopping like there’s an impending “end of the world” situation scheduled for tomorrow.
-I get electrocuted on nearly every damn thing I touch… it could be the bread of a goddamn sandwich I’m picking up, and it feels like a Raiden Fatality move is being done to my hands every day. I have certain methods that get around this (*a quick scrape of the keys on a door, for example), though they aren’t 100% guaranteed though.
-Extreme cold weather is much worse than extreme hot weather, in my opinion. If it was 95+ degrees every day, I’d be happy with that…that would be fantastic…see, that’s fun weather… unlike going outside and feeling like Nature itself is punching you in the face with freezing temperatures.
-One can walk around butt ass naked at home (or elsewhere if they’re an exhibitionist… and female, since men of course can’t get away with it) in hot weather if they want, and be perfectly comfortable.
—I’ll bet those asswipes at Sega/Sonic Team still haven’t put either of the Phantasy Star Portables back up on the PSN marketplace…and they probably never will. How fucking dumb is that? You’re FORCING the hand of piracy at that point, making it impossible for customers to legitimately purchase your product… I’d rather have the digital versions at this point, since the disc-read thing on my system seems to be ready to die any day now.
*another random commercial sexpot— in that Citi Rewind card commercial… aside from it featuring the Honey Nut Cheerios MILF as the main character, there’s the woman playing the cashier that says “Have a super-sparkly day!”…yeah, she could get pounced on too.
My theory always was hot weather is worse to deal with than cold weather, especially if you’re a man going outside. In winter, you can always put on more layers. In summer, there’s only so many layers you can take off that won’t net you an overnighter.
Sent to the Internet with Smoke Signaltalk. Buy your matches and blanket in the Trading Outlet for $20 shipped. Firewood sold separately.
Magic Eye…The bane of my existence for a while. I was finally able to see the images, the opposite way they’re supposed to be seen. So I saw holes instead of things popping out at me.
Wow, look at that sailboat-shaped hole. Thanks for the migraine. Pricks.
Fuck this Garmin ad on the radio/tv.
@Million Seeing NiC taking people down to that Christmas song was awesome.
Yes, the Magic eye haunts me as well. Everywhere I look I see the nether void and its negative impressions of reality. Gaping holes of ether and unspeakable horrors pouring out, invisible to my cohorts. They cannot see the eye unblinking. But I can…it’s always watching…always seeing…
Sometimes I wish for the blindness of the ephemeral horizon again.
