SRK Lounge: Dear Thurst, Connery > Moore. Thank you

Neesa · 2012-11-21T21:34:22.000Z

I have my septum done, and when I walk into a school, [since I plan on working in one] to speak to teachers (or my mom), I flip it up. Don’t think anyone really notices/cares my plugs, cause they’re just solid black and not tunnels. Even at work. I flip it up sometimes and when people are gone, I pull it down cause it feels like a booger I can’t pick.

Also, my mii is the closet thing to me since all they offer is like Native American Red or Wesley Snipes black.

Ryusuke · 2012-11-21T21:41:31.000Z

Does this business involve the posting of butts?

Depends. Are you promoting a business known for booty?

Cyntalan · 2012-11-21T21:50:13.000Z

What tv show would SRK GD be?

It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia.

HD-Man · 2012-11-21T21:55:28.000Z

Does this business involve the posting of butts?

One can only hope, sir.

ThePurpleBunny · 2012-11-21T21:55:48.000Z

What tv show would SRK GD be?

Any Tyler Perry sitcom.

Redbeard · 2012-11-21T22:06:16.000Z

I only have to work one day this week and it happens to be the day that everything explodes, catches fire, breaks, or mutates into a demonic server from hell.

Neesa · 2012-11-21T22:11:06.000Z

I only have to work one day this week and it happens to be the day that everything explodes, catches fire, breaks, or mutates into a demonic server from hell.

S’okay. I set my alarm without my glasses on, 1/2 asleep… It was for 8:45pm and not am. So… OH WELL.

Boel · 2012-11-21T22:12:36.000Z

rockb stop tryin to marginalize the white mans pain

Nini_Heart · 2012-11-21T22:14:02.000Z

woooooooooooooo fucking hooooooooooooo

got hired by the LCBO. Government job (all alcohol in my province is ONLY sold by the government), possibly only temporary (hard as fuck to actually get in there), and I sell booze. Gotta go for a booze training seminar next Wednesday. Spend the whole day drinking booze, learning about booze, and preparing to be a badass booze hound.

shiiiit. isn’t that like 17$ an hour or something? Some real ass money

Vynce · 2012-11-21T22:19:31.000Z

shiiiit. isn’t that like 17$ an hour or something? Some real ass money

He’ll still be paid in Canadian dollars.

Neesa · 2012-11-21T22:22:12.000Z

He’ll still be paid in Canadian dollars.

That’s equivalent to Monopoly money, right?

ThePurpleBunny · 2012-11-21T22:31:16.000Z

Put a Canadian dollar in your hand.

You are now touching a Canadian dollar.

You are unclean.

goodm0urning · 2012-11-21T22:41:48.000Z

Nintendo’s attitude is and probably always will be that big electronics companies like Sony and Microsoft don’t make “real” game systems. And maybe that’s true, but if it is, it’s because the consumer no longer demands “real” game systems.

What would you think of a school teacher… who wears a tongue ring at school? Like, how does that fly during parent-teacher conferences? Just wondering.

I would think that she probably cups the balls.

are we laughing at his funny name?

He’s a renowned priest and theologian with a name that is a euphemism for an erect penis.
So yes.

That’s equivalent to Monopoly money, right?

The saddest thing about America’s current financial situation is that we can’t rightly make jokes about this anymore. However, the most glorious thing about being American is that we can just say “Fuck it” and do it anyway.

drizzt360 · 2012-11-21T22:44:46.000Z

Did I post this before?

My kids are cool…they be battling over those things though…

Yo dog, Ive seen a couple lounge threads pop up that were created by some posers…fuck those guys!

Starhammer · 2012-11-21T22:45:43.000Z

I only have to work one day this week and it happens to be the day that everything explodes, catches fire, breaks, or mutates into a demonic server from hell.

Sundays are a bitch, ain’t they?

-Starhammer-

Neesa · 2012-11-21T22:48:47.000Z

The saddest thing about America’s current financial situation is that we can’t rightly make jokes about this anymore. However, the most glorious thing about being American is that we can just say “Fuck it” and do it anyway.

Damn right… But seriously… It looks like Monopoly money.

The_Epidemic · 2012-11-21T22:52:46.000Z

Did I post this before?

My kids are cool…they be battling over those things though…

You should put your kids in a fiery playpen and put whatever toy they are battling over in the middle and have them fight until one cries, gives up or is stopped.

It builds character. Its why my kids have such massive power levels

Edit:relevant [media=youtube]Ip0vYR3xJWU[/media]

Sent from the next dimension using Pandora’s box…

Boel · 2012-11-21T22:52:50.000Z

i wish I had a jean jacket to go with the denim shirt and tight fittin jeans I am wearing today

Vynce · 2012-11-21T22:53:12.000Z

One of those bots threw a shoutout to vaiaris.

Bious · 2012-11-21T23:15:21.000Z

How the hell did I catch a cold before Thanksgiving of all holidays…
Now instead of turkey I’ll be having chicken soup.