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bkfst_sausage · 2012-11-21T00:57:43.000Z

Deadbeat dad with 25 kids still isn’t paying child support

The mothers are saying that Terry Turnage was giving them less than $10 a month until the payments stopped altogether this year.

Deadbeat dad with 25 kids still isn’t paying child support

MEMPHIS, Tn. (WTVR) – A Memphis man is leading a life that gives Jerry Springer guests a run for their money.
He has at least 25 kids from 15 mothers, and they say he isn’t paying enough child support.
The mothers are saying that Terry Turnage was giving them less than $10 a month until the payments stopped altogether this year.
What’s more concerning is a picture he posted to Facebook showing him posing with a huge stack of $100 bills.
He’s since turned up at a court hearing in ragged clothes, saying he has nothing and has no income.
He owes tens of thousands of dollars in support, but he’s also leaving his children behind.
At the beginning of the month, reporters found him at a court appearance for driving with a suspended license. Afterwards, they spotted him driving away from the hearing in a blue pickup.

Cyntalan · 2012-11-21T01:02:04.000Z

That reminds me of that one Law & Order where there was the dude that got away with a shitload of rape cases (can’t remember if they all were handicapped or just the one in question for the episode was), and instead got slammed with 6 child support demands of 1/6 of his income each. Dude can’t possibly afford 1/6 of his income for 15 families. Shit’s mathematically impossible. With how many kids he’s supposed to pay out to, sounds like $10/mo is about right…

Still needs to have his dick cut off though.

Nini_Heart · 2012-11-21T01:09:02.000Z

Are condoms that expensive?

NickRocks · 2012-11-21T01:13:16.000Z

don’t get me started on how fucking ridiculous custody law is in this country… >:(

Joshkaz · 2012-11-21T01:13:32.000Z

Really wish we could just cut peoples dicks off after they have 3 kids.

Azure · 2012-11-21T01:13:51.000Z

Are condoms that expensive?

$5.95 for a box of Magnum XLs, at Wal-Mart.

Pretty much the only good thing at Wal-Mart… you’d pay $12 at Walgreens.

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The_Epidemic · 2012-11-21T01:20:36.000Z

Dude just didn’t want to put one on. He prob wanted to get a few raw strokes before strapping on…and just never went around to it and never pulled out

Really wish we could just cut peoples dicks off after they have 3 kids.

Damn…there would be mad dickless dudes out there

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Redbeard · 2012-11-21T01:21:05.000Z

Fuck the avatar system on this site. Gotta switch to that gravatar shit that doesn’t support animated gifs GAHGHAHGHAHGDsdsaf

nameingway · 2012-11-21T01:54:51.000Z

To be fair, it DOES have something to do with literacy. Kinda hard to use a computer without being able to read…

to be fair, no one who says i’m computer illiterate is actually illiterate.

edit: for you fuck faces who act like you didn’t know what i was talking about. like a mother fucker can’t make a mistake talking on the phone while making a post on a forum.

Redbeard · 2012-11-21T02:01:50.000Z

That sentence could use some improvements as well.

angelpalm · 2012-11-21T02:09:56.000Z

The faces are what make it funny to me.

Especially when she does Oni’s ultra.

“STARE INTO THE FACE OF DEATH!!!”

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I dreamed that I was apart of a super hero team that had to capture some rogue super hero’s but the government just used them to make weapons after we caught them. Except for the Hulk who got shot into space via a space elevator. He tried to escape but Eric Bana stopped him…

Edit: My woman just said Celine Deon go hard. I want to strangle her but she would like that.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2012-11-21T02:14:30.000Z

I just read these comments and went out to write a terrible sentence. You peer pressure people.

Fanatiq brought his “you people” down here and is advocating diabetes, when Mexico usually uses real sugar, and to think someone out there is calling me “not a real nigga” in a troll account sig. :wtf:

I wish my camera would read thru the computer. My 16 GB card, class 10, is too phat. I bought some CORN from the heat lamp area for $0.75 down there grocery store near FFA. Ridiculous amount of corn. I might need a group of people backing me to help collate it.

Starhammer · 2012-11-21T02:23:05.000Z

Okay, please forgive me for posting a Gangnam Style video, but holy fucking shit…

[media=youtube]HmBByDQHJAA[/media]

I wanted to hate, but that was good. I can’t deny. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Valaris · 2012-11-21T02:24:33.000Z

Really wish we could just cut peoples dicks off after they have 3 kids.

Yo I like having 3 simblings. You need to cut dicks off when dudes can’t provide.

Starhammer · 2012-11-21T02:36:26.000Z

yawn So I’m tired and I’ve been working on this all night.

http://clockworkit.net/cpu/

Basically, each piece of hardware will have a page as in depth as this one. Its not done yet, as I need to add more CPUs to the bottom of the page and explain other things like Hyper-Threading in depth, but I want to know if this all makes sense to those of you who don’t necessarily know what the hell this stuff is. Any input is appreciated and there aren’t words for much I appreciate you guys for looking at all the shit I post.

Good night.

Now that’s a nice page rabbit. :tup: It’ll help people like me who want to get a good thing without paying for a lot of extra stuff that I don’t need or want. I’ll read it.

-Starhammer-

Cyntalan · 2012-11-21T02:56:16.000Z

$5.95 for a box of Magnum XLs, at Wal-Mart.

Pretty much the only good thing at Wal-Mart… you’d pay $12 at Walgreens.

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a box of Magnum XLs…

Rabbit2k7 · 2012-11-21T03:03:42.000Z

Now that’s a nice page rabbit. :tup: It’ll help people like me who want to get a good thing without paying for a lot of extra stuff that I don’t need or want. I’ll read it.

-Starhammer-

I noticed that a lot of people leave the page and come back over and over again. It makes me think that they are going off and researching hardware, coming back, repeat repeat. I want to keep all of that information there to keep people on the site.

I’m going to put pages up for each individual CPU, describing it in detail. Same with each of the specs to explain in further detail what clock speed is, how cache works, etc etc. I will do this with all hardware available on the site.

Starhammer · 2012-11-21T03:59:41.000Z

**I noticed that a lot of people leave the page and come back over and over again. It makes me think that they are going off and researching hardware, coming back, repeat repeat. I want to keep all of that information there to keep people on the site. **

I’m going to put pages up for each individual CPU, describing it in detail. Same with each of the specs to explain in further detail what clock speed is, how cache works, etc etc. I will do this with all hardware available on the site.

That bold part is EXACTLY what I was doing. The rest is the answer to keeping people on your site versus going to others. Between that and house searching, this poor little computer I’m on needs a break and a higher powered replacement.

-Starhammer-

SoVi3t · 2012-11-21T04:16:26.000Z

woooooooooooooo fucking hooooooooooooo

got hired by the LCBO. Government job (all alcohol in my province is ONLY sold by the government), possibly only temporary (hard as fuck to actually get in there), and I sell booze. Gotta go for a booze training seminar next Wednesday. Spend the whole day drinking booze, learning about booze, and preparing to be a badass booze hound.

Azure · 2012-11-21T04:28:29.000Z

a box of Magnum XLs…

So what you are saying is you have a small dick, and are so poor that you have to use your .5 megapixel laptop webcam to record the story of your non-existent sex life as told via a VHS taping of The 40 Year Old Virgin ?

Somebody get Cyntalan a primer on how to work the ol’ Google machine.

Pictures might be required.

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