SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

ohhhhhhh i knew i knew that voice. hahaha bboy smurf hahahaha

lolololol. that movie is like a stoner movie.

Pirate Festival was this weekend. Fuck it was hot, though. Dunno how anyone could be in full pirate gear and not die of heat stroke in that mess.

On the other hand, corsets. Lots and lots of corsets.:lovin:

Mitt Romney is coming to Michigan.

“Where?” you blithely ask?

Is he coming to Flint? Detroit? Hell, even Lansing? Hell, any city that has serious problems that he will need to confront should he win the presidency?

Nawl.

He’s coming to Dewitt. Fucking Dewitt.

I read that as “titty fucks”.

Nah, there’s always some nostalgia fad going on, like how people were listening to Bon Jovi when I was in high school.

At some point, it would be the “in” thing for people to call him Yashua. Knowledgeable fucks like me would come along and point out that even if you call him Yashua, it’s still spelled Joshua, but it would fall on deaf ears.

People are such ignoramuses.

That has a tendency to happen.

I’d be scared to come to Detroit and Flint too.

If anything, that just proves he’s not a moron and has a sense of self preservation.

Boel nipples too O.P.

If you’re a conservative politician, visiting Dewitt is like an adult playing bowling with the bumpers on. I’d call him soft like baby shit, but that’s not really descriptive. Baby shit is like tempered steel next to this chump.

I lost my job today

but there are other jobs out there

now, I drink with my friends

peace be with you all

Get cheap ass Black Velvet and drown your sorrows for me <3

HURRR DURRR NO JOBBBB[/Tornado Flame]

Welcome to the club.

I don’t know what that is but next time I stagger down to the liquor store I’ll look for it.

This is my third job in my life lol. MAybe it’s time to go back to school?

Just your third? Wow

I’m doing the same, just waiting for my FA to come in.

It’s cheap ass whiskey, close to $10 a fifth.

http://www.blackvelvetwhisky.com/

After I quit my first job about a month ago I decided I wanted to go back to school, thankfully a great opportunity to do so came forward in a crazy fashion.

Fuck food service.

It’ll be my second whack at higher education, but maybe I’ll become a secutiry guard. I’ll guard like banks and stuff and Shoryuken anyone that tries to rob us

I was a dishwasher/waiter at an old folks home. I’m also finishing a few Shock Tops but soon I’ll go hunt for that Black Velvet

You work in a movie theater? You get dope discounts? You pick up on all the teenage sluts going to see sparkling vampires?

ABORT. THE MISSION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. ABORT. ABORT!

Word…that said I’m really not even sure how much they make. I alwats assumed its around minimum wage bc its always teens working but I could be wrong. I’m going to check and see what management makes right now lol. If its good… bye bye communications.

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black velvet aint the worst tasting,

also has this sweet song

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What? You know this guy? :rofl: This just keeps on getting better. :tup: