I blame Val and his sordid visits to Toronto.
I’m just here to win back your heart and nipples boel 
Gotta go through a long line to get dem nipples. All of GD gots dibs. :tup:
GH UPDATE* I guess one of Kate’s personalities is a 17 year old Connie. 17 year old Connie re-enacts the moment she got raped by some dude and left Sonny on the corner. She puts her own hands around her throat and chokes herself and is crying saying “NO! Don’t rape me! NO!”. She also enacts the pumping motion of getting raped.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Is it wrong that I’m turned on by all this?
Sordid? More like Sore Dick after that one evening.
No. Not it is not. :tup:
Just watched a guy fuck a fish (killed, frozen and thawed I believe, but still) in the mouth.
Fucking love the internet.
^ link plz:coffee:
bestiality AND necrophilia in one shot.
Nice.
Sent 
CEO better be hype, I’m extremely sad I couldn’t go this year =/
Interspecies Erotica FUCKO
>Tfw a random guy tries to flame you(here)
>Tfw you mention a trolls name and they come running like a trained animal(Here)
Hee hee “Fucko”
packing my stuff for my move, found a nice place for 390 a month everything included, gonna move out this weekend
What state?
wish I could get a place for…390/month
our rent is 1800:xeye:
No lube?
I think he is in Misery too.
I thought you already got your fill of that off of craigslist “Xbox modding” deals.
DAT TRIPLE POST.
Makes sense then.
Also, Characters my game will have and why they are cool:
The Scale Tail Kid: Playable
Hes a cowboy, but has a lizard tail. His special power is his skin acts like a shield, but after taking so much damage, he sheds it and it has to grow back!
El Chupa Bandito: Boss/Rival
Hes a mexican wrestler with the Deskronomicon. A magical book that lets him resurrect dead furniture in order to power bomb his enemies through. Hes a furnomancer.
Plus, he says stuff like WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HOLMES WHEN CHUPA LIBRE IS COMIN FOR YA!!!??? summons chair and hits you
Beatbox: Playable
Hes a robot with the brain of a former hip hop star. He moonwalks, and stomps you in the nuts.