SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

goodm0urning · 2012-06-23T23:55:23.000Z

While on the subject of modern gaming, did anyone know that they made a Street Fighter III?

Shaft_Agent · 2012-06-23T23:55:25.000Z

Not really. You dudes want robot pussies so you can cosplay putting it down in bed. Turning a switch off ain’t the same as making the bitch pass out from too many orgasm.

EA PUSSY: Its in the game.

you know the only reason why you want to make a bitch pass out is so she’ll stop getting on your nerves. the sense of accomplishment you receive will be short lived as soon as she wakes back up and starts judging you again.

and EA’s presentation will be nice, but ultimately be a wack product. everybody knows indie developers will release the groundbreaking pusssssssy.

Pertho · 2012-06-23T23:57:42.000Z

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Nigga who you kidding? As soon as they release that nipple DLC you’re gonna be all over that EA robot pussy.

Azure · 2012-06-24T00:00:24.000Z

Nigga who you kidding? As soon as they release that nipple DLC you’re gonna be all over that EA robot pussy.

I reiterate, lol.

Spoiler

the Mikura getting dped is actually a sexbot.

Pertho · 2012-06-24T00:03:08.000Z

I digress, I am also missing Xiba in the “give them a good alt” group.

Azure · 2012-06-24T00:03:37.000Z

you know the only reason why you want to make a bitch pass out is so she’ll stop getting on your nerves. the sense of accomplishment you receive will be short lived as soon as she wakes back up and starts judging you again.

and EA’s presentation will be nice, but ultimately be a wack product. everybody knows indie developers will release the groundbreaking pusssssssy.

I SO wanna like this post…

…but you gave EA a compliment - even if it was only to then tear them down further, than shit is just plain wrong, and uncalled for.

Shaft_Agent · 2012-06-24T00:20:28.000Z

i’m not here to impress you, sir. i’m here to beat asses over TCP/IP. put that on your facebook wall.

Manx · 2012-06-24T00:23:18.000Z

Pizza #2 in the oven. Holla at me for a slice.

MILLION!! You need to make your own pizzas, dawg. It’s not nearly as accessible and quick as a frozen pre-made pizza, but OMG, you can load that bitch up with as much meat as you wish. :tup:

Azure · 2012-06-24T00:26:10.000Z

i’m not here to impress you, sir. i’m here to beat asses over TCP/IP. put that on your facebook wall.

What is a facebook wall?

Is that what you, yourself, personally, i.e. Calf Agent, stand upon to get a better view of a nice pair of shins?

Manx · 2012-06-24T00:36:35.000Z

This post is here merely to remind you that Stargate SG1 has tits and ass in it. :tup:

Rabbit2k7 · 2012-06-24T00:40:59.000Z

Trying to come up with a name for this studio.

Maybe something with soft in the name, like Squaresoft. Or something like “blah blah studio”.

Or something that is one word. Dunno.

Shaft_Agent · 2012-06-24T00:42:11.000Z

What is a facebook wall?

Is that what you, yourself, personally, i.e. Calf Agent, stand upon to get a better view of a nice pair of shins?

i will enter your territory to free you from your mortal coil. this will be the last thing you see before you are separated.

and in Hell, as Satan laughs at the hubris of a mortal angering a being more powerful than himself, you will realize what you were up against.

Azure · 2012-06-24T00:43:38.000Z

Trying to come up with a name for this studio.

Maybe something with soft in the name, like Squaresoft. Or something like “blah blah studio”.

Or something that is one word. Dunno.

Yadda X3 Inc.

Shaft_Agent · 2012-06-24T00:44:40.000Z

This post is here merely to remind you that Stargate SG1 has tits and ass in it. :tup:

because it was originally written for Showtime. i got the box sets up until 6 then i tapped out.

Trying to come up with a name for this studio.

Maybe something with soft in the name, like Squaresoft. Or something like “blah blah studio”.

Or something that is one word. Dunno.

BIGDICKSINYASOFTASS

Joshkaz · 2012-06-24T00:44:53.000Z

No homo inc.

Starhammer · 2012-06-24T00:47:00.000Z

Not really. You dudes want robot pussies so you can cosplay putting it down in bed. Turning a switch off ain’t the same as making the bitch pass out from too many orgasm.

EA PUSSY: Its in the game.

Having the bitch cheat on you and cost you money in poker and blackjack isn’t the same as having her cheat on you, divorce you, and get half your shit either. Just sayin. People want to say,“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”, but this ain’t some random glitch, That’s a straight up bitch!!

you know the only reason why you want to make a bitch pass out is so she’ll stop getting on your nerves. the sense of accomplishment you receive will be short lived as soon as she wakes back up and starts judging you again.

and EA’s presentation will be nice, but ultimately be a wack product. everybody knows indie developers will release the groundbreaking pusssssssy.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Damn. the freaky part is this is the most likely scenario. I can only imagine what sex trafficking is gonna look like in 20 or so years…

**VR hologram news anchor who looks like my sweetie Robin meade :lovin: ** “In other news today, A battle erupted on the Southern coast of Japan between two groups. One the Knights of Femnazi Empire, the other group being the brotherhood of the No Ho Union. The prize was a cargo ship filled with nanotech vagina prototypes bound for the Comic Con and international VR fuck fest. The battle ended with the brotherhood managing to save the ship and cargo from the knights. One of the brotherhood was reported as saying that the victory is not only one for the brotherhood, but for all mankind. The knights, once again, could not be reached for comment. Further infomation as the story develops…”

If that happens, news will become fun again. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Manx · 2012-06-24T00:47:45.000Z

Trying to come up with a name for this studio.

Maybe something with soft in the name, like Squaresoft. Or something like “blah blah studio”.

Lagosoft.- Rabbits and shit.

The sad thing is that, while I doubt your ability to make an indy (albeit by only one / two developers) game profitable… the power of white people to make money is too op. :tup:

Rabbit2k7 · 2012-06-24T00:49:38.000Z

Lagosoft.- Rabbits and shit.

The sad thing is that, while I doubt your ability to make an indy (albeit by on / two developers) game profitable… the power of white people to make money is too op. :tup:

Its not about making the game profitable, its about making the studio profitable.

Look at the game market right now. The GAMES don’t matter. The marketing matters.

I don’t have to make anything ground breaking, or next gen, or new. I just have to do something that has been done before and do it well. Indie is worth money all by itself.

Azure · 2012-06-24T00:50:19.000Z

No homo inc.

That’d piss off at least a 10th of his potential user base.

Manx · 2012-06-24T00:53:42.000Z

Its not about making the game profitable, its about making the studio profitable.

Look at the game market right now. The GAMES don’t matter. The marketing matters.

I don’t have to make anything ground breaking, or next gen, or new. I just have to do something that has been done before and do it well. Indie is worth money all by itself.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22430255.jpg

:tup: