SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

Those were different.

Those were American IMPORTS. :coffee:

Yeah keep waiting bro. I’m not gonna post any females anytime soon cause this place is full of fucking “2/10 would not bang.” people.

In any case my situation is:

-The Booty call that has claimed me already
-My close friend that offered but her schedule is crappy
-The mystery box.

WHO CARES? WHY DOES THAT MATTER TO YOU, UNLESS YOU KNOW SHES UGLY.

I’D BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT PROVING MY STORY

Whatever, puss.

Nobody in here is so goddamned disrespectful as to diss another cat’s woman.

Maybe Shaft.

But he’s Shaft… slap some flesh colored paint on a pair of bowling pins, turn them upside down, and stuff them in a pair of high heels, and take a pic of that, and post it too.

He’ll be too busy fapping to even LOOK at your chick’s pic.

Listen to this man.

Yeah AF, this nigga’s bout ta steal yo lunch monay.

You better give us pics bro, in your own defense, either that or you know, you’re just a
SCAREDY CAT.

Close Friend
Mystery Box

I don’t have any pics of the booty call that would be work safe…Mystery Box is named so cause she sounds too good be true and that raises many flags with me.

2/10 would not smash :coffee:

[insert racial slur of choice, here] that ain’t a 7.5

She’s at least an 8.5

Why the fucking hell would you even ask us whether or not you should make her yours?

Why the fuck would you even reflect upon it, like, period?

smacks AF through his monitor

Wooooooooow, log-in with Facebook? That’s how you gotta do a nigga, SRK? Yeah, ok

Also, “Mystery Box” could get it. Close Friend should stay friend not-so-close.

Naw man first chick has some awesome DSLs.

BFF has the EYES, man.

…I’m a sucker for gorgeous eyes.

Go for the BFF, AF.

As far as I know AF has no game and no other qualities that would make him a good BF besides maybe looking decent for a guy that probably doesn’t even buy his own wardrobe. Plus he likes ponies.

Get a job and pay to play dude.

Yeah…but her expression gives me this vibe that he would regret having babies with her.

I have the perfect item for Funbags to purchase after he secures a new source of income.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/v9T1m.jpg

Wow really?

Seen that shit before :coffee:

Close friend looks like she can suck a dick.

Mystery box looks like she used to HAVE a dick.

J/k just hit both up.

Yeah that fact alone worries me greatly.

put your tongue in the first chicks mouth, and then her butt, and then back in her mouth.

if shes wit it, marry her

close friend looks like somebody I know.