SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

Does anyone want to buy the Street Fighter V series off me? Disc one was watched once.

Actually, maybe I should be posting in the trading outlet.

PM me anyway.

flames? Pretty sure its water or something. Where could I get that set? Look like a nice bday present for my brother

Blue Flames in Marvel 3…>.>

Yeah Ryu has had a blue theme going on for a while in the Marvel games. Kind of weird theirs not a single Marvel game in that batch, though. I mean they got SFxT in there, couldn’t they have thrown in a voucher for MvC2 and a copy of UMvC3 or something? It probably had to do with licensing issues but…they got SFxT in there. I get that it’s an anniversary for SF, but since they’ve included every game they’ve put out this gen, they might as well throw in the Marvel games too.

whats that bruv? never heard of that one >.<

Marvel is not a SF game.

Why’d you have to quote me right before I ninja edited my post? I could argue SFxT isn’t an SF game, what with ground bounces, tag combos, etc. etc.

SF4 is not a SF game either.

The classic Terrible Choice… you are forced* to fuck 1 of the following options:
a) Girl that’s wayyyy too skinny… anorexia… she looks like one of those starved Holocaust victims, or a starving African child, etc… you can see her entire ribcage on the front and possibly the backside too! Obviously there is a disturbing lack of ass and titties.

b) Girl that’s wayyyy too fat. I’m talkin’ Jabba the Hut status fat… big rolly-poley fatso ass broad… she is morbidly obese.

I was going to include the Option B being of questionable hygiene as well, since that normally goes with morbid obesity, but that’s probably not fair… we’ll assume she’s of reasonable cleanliness just like the anorexic bitch in Option A.

(*Yes, you are forced to make the choice… refusal to comply would be met with death…then you realize that souls and the afterlife are real, and your soul is promptly destroyed for not making the choice…just before destruction, the Angel of Death tells you that you would’ve gone to Heaven if you had answered the question.)

I wonder, does the answer change if you include a relationship requirement as well? Oddly enough, I think some people’s answer would change depending on whether or not that extra step is thrown into the mix.

For long-term consideration… it’s still a tough choice but I’d probably go with Option A. With the benefit of time… it seems like that’s an easier condition to “fix”… you just fatten her up with a lot of good food (force-fed if necessary), and force her to NOT work out… supervise her behavior after the meals to make sure no secret puking takes place. Yeah… I could work with that. On the other hand, “fixing” a morbidly obese person would be a much more involved process… yeah I’m going with Option A.

This was on my mind today after thinking about 2 co-workers… one girl is cute but extremely skinny (*with some proper curves, this girl would probably be a 9 out of 10 at least.), and the other is fat… not morbidly obese but she is a hefty one.

I would fuck the skinny chick because there is a possibility of two outcomes. One, she swallows my sperm and I’ve aided in stemming her eating disorder. Two, she dies from exhaustion during coitus and I can definitively say I’ve fucked someone to death.

I’d fuck the skinny girl because I could pretend I was doing a cancer patient a solid by boning her once before she died. Plus I can always make that bitch gain weight.

(Wow, I am really glad NoScript blocks embedded stuff automatically because you guys spammed the hell out of that last page. Yes, EX music is vastly underrated, much like the game itself. No, we don’t exactly need embeds out of spoilers every other post. Thanks.)

Speaking of a bunch of embedded shit, as much as I tempted be an utter hypocrite about that intentionally, I’ll just spoilers here myself.

While looking for the clip of Harley and Ivy on this damn computer to reply to for the “DC’s latest failed ploy at relevance” thread, I found a bunch of things that I had forgotten about. Two of them rather stood out:

Remember the days when Pokemon and Batman crossed over

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I miss the WB. I seriously don’t think I’ve ever even watched the CW. The only reason that I even remember that channel exists is because Million tends to bring it up a quite a bit because of that Vampire Diaries show he’s heavily implied to have masturbated to, as with many things for him.

Speaking of which…

Ew. Not something Iweneeded to know. [/prude]

Aka

Spoiler

So what took you so long, limp-dick?

This is hardly a true Terrible Choice. Option A is the obvious one here, even before her being easier to “fix”: it’s way easier to hide, way easier to get social acceptance and you can actually find her vagina.

I don’t think even Black Jesus or Mycah would go for a morbidly obese woman; even “big girl”-lovers have weight limits…I hope.

I think this just makes me want to not choose even more. Heaven is just a banal version of Hell.

Did someone say SFEX music?

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lmao. What did black bolt see?

I missed this. Yep.

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Laaaaate.

Seconded bruv.

i thought black bolt was dead.

you’re in the bathtub with your iPad looking at photos of your dad’s dick :coffee:

you’re being too kind to them. 1st Cammy didn’t even have a bubble butt. it’s was a sloppy, fat pancake. i swear some of the TC on this site is depressing. no-taste dudes chomping at the bit to scream they’d fuck the next ugly girl that gets posted isweartagawd :mad:

i hold my pinky out when i masturbate. pure refinement.

reported for moon fetish :sad:

CLU bathing in the light reflected from the sun off her gigantic head like Dunst in Melancholia. all naked an shyt.

where do i post these
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I don’t know but those panels sure do make me wanna explode.

I can’t be hype for Johan Santana because he just doesn’t look right in a Mets uniform