If your post was taken remotely seriously, then you now are aware of what people will believe about you. That you would white knight a dude. Like a woman who has something against porn starts/strippers.
Yeah, you’re THAT person.
Then apparently they will believe anything.
I’m wealthy, attractive, and genuinely interesting. Eat your heart out, plebs of SRK.
09 join date son; you dudes do some suspicially soft things.
Come on son. You gotta try better than that. Like this:
“I fap excessively, never have to the money to go to Evo, sleep with slutty women for weed and chicken nuggets, and suck at SFIV.”
See, the SFIV part is the most important part after the excessive fapping. That’s how you “lie” to $RK.
The only lie there is that I smoke weed.
But can you “smash” bruv?
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Descent fucking rules, waiting on the new edition myself.
On a completely unrelated topic, Teddy Grahams are godlike.
real talk i never had the audio on when watched the video. i tried once but i almost busted a nut.
that’s how much the song sucks dick.
Wow, fuck you Val. I haven’t had those in ages. Back in the day our corner store used to sell a big bag of animal cookies for fifty cents each. Shit was so good.
Now I gotta get me some.
I’m sorry to break the news to you guys:
I brought some back from my last trip across the border. Sooooo good.
I don’t think maxx should get heat for av brohibition. He’s been around here a long time. No way did he cry to the SRKops.
It was funny, but it ran its course. Now we’ll have to get back to shitting on people who deserve it.
Oh I can smash. My middle name is Smash. Red Smash Beard.
Rabbit2k7:
This fucking killed me.
The Epidemic has the best avatar on SRK fuck this.
Eat a cow’s anus Soviet. =(
Mods did Maxx no favours in coming down into the streets of GD to single him out for protection.
YO STRING WHERE’S WALLACE
Maxx knows the game, he knows the consequences of his actions. If I ever posted my real picture on this forum I’d expect the same.
carpet lint, you are the wolverine in your avatar. that is the only truth i accept.
The highest hardcores? What does that even mean?
Remember when I posted that horrible picture of me in my soccer shirt in Fun League and I was immediately clowned on by everyone?
Man it was such a good year for Fun League. LETS GO DANDIES.