Yes…we all do.
Duckie
You’re right, cause I’m a fucking hobbit.
Frodo?
Or Sam?
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One my friends is nicknamed Frodo, looks just like a tiny Elijah Wood.
I’m pretty short, but my body is one crafted by the gods
A tiny Elijah Wood…
If Elijah were any smaller, Dinklage would have had competition for the role of Tyrion.
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I don’t believe I saw my name on that list…
:sad:
He seriously has to be like 5’ 4", my buddy I mean.
yah I’m with you guys
I vote against gay marriage even though it doesnt affect me and actually detracts from others for no good reason
being a part of gd is fun I’m gunna like it here, who are we going to agree to hate next? I suggest we post opinions on abortions even though we are male bc males should decide for women obv.
talking about OTT is just gonna make them think we on their dicks.
fuck them, I say. we know were better, they know were better 
That reminds of the interviews I had to give this week. Some young guys came in wearing almost matching outfits and they both looked 12. They were 17 and 19 lol.
It really looked even worse considering how big I am.
I bet you guys could pull a Shin from Fots with all that typing you do in such a short amount of time. Eagle claw in this bitch.
Sam, cause I’m not a whiny bitch like Frodo was in the movies.
I’m 20 years old and in college and people ask me if I’ve entered high school yet. Feels bad, man. :x
Pretty sure Sam was gay for Frodo.
Yes…let’s move the fuck on.
I’m 22 and still get carded for cigs or beer dude.
I applied at a gas station and the lady asked me if I was 18, and I told her my age, she was like, Oh! Then I fucked her.
Just kidding, she had a mustache.
Which means she fucked you then…
See, that is one thing that I hated about the movies.
That they did not convey anything anywhere NEAR what the struggle Frodo was having to go through the entire quest.
The ring was eating away at his mind, heart, spirit, and soul, at all times, struggling to assert its will over him.
No other could have even come close to what he did.
And his will only fails him, after his body does, through sheer exhaustion, being stung nearly to death by Shelob, and then beimg tortured for three days in the goblin tower (omitted from the movies completely).
The fact that he was even able to get the ring to the mountain was godlike, considering he had all of the evil will of what was the Tolkien equivalent of Satan bearing down on him, at all times. Tolkien was MAD Catholic. Best believe fighting against the ring was serious business.
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Let me guess, that god is Buddha?
deep breath
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD…
Yeah buddy.
She was pretty big too, not a bad face. Still too big for me though.
Is there anyway I can get my name changed to Hungry Color without getting a new account, or are you guys too stuck on my current username to not get butthurt over me possibly changing it?
I am not fat :[
I’m only like 140 :[