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This is actually getting uncomfortable.
And you motherfuckers wonder why I won’t post pictures of my girl.
Because my spunk doesn’t have a yellow tone and gunky texture to it and that I’ve already came 4 times today? 
Holy shit…
lol Why?
Just Why?
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you wanting to wax Alison Pill. DAT head.
i’m enjoying her character so far in The Newsroom though.
WHOOP WHOOOOOP SEE YOU AT THE GATHERING
Yep would hit, don’t know who she is though. That hair is certainly…different, not in a bad way though.
Apparently Allison Pill? Yup
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Jesus Christ.
How in the FUCK are you going to fap to that which brought Soviet into the world?
I’d fuck his mom now let alone to conceive him back in the day.
Hey man what’s done is done.
You can’t change the past.
But you can fap to the cause.
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I said she was cute…
Before I saw how much of her cranial mass was artfully hidden by her hair.
Emma Stone has about the same amount of cranium.
Makeup, hair, and camera angles made her better than she is.
Emma Stone needs to get at Pill’s cover girl.
Imagine a world where PapaRhino produces a child with half of Soviet’s gene pool.
Let that sink in.
And that’s exactly why you should do it already. Wouldn’t it be awesome to know your girlfriend was worth six cups of bush yogurt, yet she was yours and yours alone?
Dude, the more you blow, the thicker it should get because of lack of seminal fluid. That said, you’ve stuck your meat-flavored jelly roll into so many questionable things by now that I don’t doubt your physiology has done some kind of fucked-up 180 on itself.
@Shaft: How is The Newsroom? Show looked interesting when I saw commercials for it. Is it worth hunting down?
Hey man, you can see the kids swimming in that shit, it doesn’t burn or leak, so I don’t give a single fuck! :tup:
Mother of god.
No, not really. 
All it would mean is that I put a picture on the internet that people jacked off onto, or pretended to jack onto to humiliate me, so…no. 
You’re not doing a very good job of convincing me people cumming on a picture of my girlfriend is something I would want.
How do spend all your day jacking off, playing mmo’s with no job, no life, and no initiative?
Never mind, I just answered my own question.
mang, i don’t know. i’m just eyeballin’ it, but it looks like Stone could fit 2 of her heads in Pill’s head. i don’t know Pill’s size though. she might just have abnormally small facial features that make her head look big like Ted Kennedy.
Man you heard it here. PapaR would fuck Sovi3ts mom.
Christina Hendricks had the hottest private pictures that have ever been “accidentally”(or however) released to the internet. ^That pic of her in just the shirt…yep, it worked for me. I’ve beat off quite a few times to that picture (and all the scenarios it stirs up in my imagination). I’d like to personally thank her for it.
Skyrim — COMPULSION is in that sumbitch too… I just completed another quest for the vampires where I had to make a certain character into my own “thrall”…someone who is magically compelled to do my bidding. YEAH… one more bit of evidence supporting the fact that vampires are awesome. Could you even imagine having such power for real? It’s fun just to daydream of what I’d do with such abilities. I could have a harem of only the most gorgeous bitches in the world…all under my complete control forever… they would be convenient sexual objects, personal assistants, and something to feed on occasionally. Oh yeah… my Magnificent 5™ could all be collected and at my home for real with that kind of power.
Oh yeah, and my godlike character here is already at the point where he can kill dragons in seconds… BERSERK RAGE power—then rush in there with my newly upgraded gold battle-axe = those chumps are SO dead. haha, go Golden Axe on those bitches…they can’t handle all that.
Y’know, if Skyrim could be mixed with the combat of Dragon’s Dogma or Amalur… the result would seriously be the absolute greatest RPG in the history of this industry. Gamers of today wouldn’t even be ready for it…they couldn’t comprehend such greatness… for they are not worthy of such a thing.
