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shatterstar · 2012-07-11T09:23:05.000Z

bush yogurt?

wow.

white_shadow · 2012-07-11T09:23:38.000Z

Face = Tits > Everything else. The lack of one can make up for another, as far as I’m concerned…

Personally, I tend to like women with rounder faces but my preferences pretty much stop there. As long as there’s some uniqueness about a woman’s visage or a quirk, I can find them attractive. Also exaggerated features don’t equal bad, even though we stigmatize every woman who doesn’t look like they were created out of a mold.

For example, Vanessa Lengies without her sexy Egyptian schnoz would be criminal:

Love me some Lengies!

Weights a bit interesting for me. I like some people when they are a bit bigger. I liked that actress Sarah Rue before she lost the weight. She was cute and huggable. She lost the weight and now she looks like a generic actress. Boring.
.

Sara Rue was so attractive when she was bigger, now her skinny and blonde form makes her so boring and cookie cutter… and boobless.

that bitch needs some sun

People with her complexion are hard to tan but easy to burn.

I’d be too busy having a litter of accidental mocha colored babies to care anyhow.

Azure · 2012-07-11T09:24:31.000Z

mang, i don’t know. i’m just eyeballin’ it, but it looks like Stone could fit 2 of her heads in Pill’s head. i don’t know Pill’s size though. she might just have abnormally small facial features that make her head look big like Ted Kennedy.

True.

But every time I see a picture of Emma Stone grinning, I see a picture of Reptile, but with tits.

Mileena ain’t got shit on her.

If “V” ever gets a second reboot, they are gonna use molds of Emma Stone to create the actual alien faces, plzblv.

maxx · 2012-07-11T09:25:59.000Z

It’s because you’re using wireless.

odd. never had a problem til tonight. half my games dropped. its starting to normalize now

angelpalm · 2012-07-11T09:27:08.000Z

Man you heard it here. PapaR would fuck Sovi3ts mom.

He would let Sovi3t fuck him for a rent free place to stay and internet.

HEY SOVI3T WE JUST FOUND YOUR NEW ROOMMATE!!!

Shaft_Agent · 2012-07-11T09:27:50.000Z

@Shaft: How is The Newsroom? Show looked interesting when I saw commercials for it. Is it worth hunting down?

if you like Sorkin definitely check it out. i enjoy it so far. just beware it’s Sorkin in K-Groove. if you never watched a TV show by him, here’s a good explanation.

every argument/discussion you walked away from and thought of something better to say later on- with a bit of comedy thrown in… while walking around hurriedly.

Radiantsilvergun3 · 2012-07-11T09:29:09.000Z

Sara Rue was so attractive when she was bigger, now her skinny and blonde form makes her so boring and cookie cutter… and boobless.

My brotha. She was so fine back when she had the weight. Now she’s so generic. It makes sad.

Thanks for the turn on on that beautiful woman above tho. Holy shit.

if you like Sorkin definitely check it out. i enjoy it so far. just beware it’s Sorkin in K-Groove. if you never watched a TV show by him, here’s a good explanation.

every argument/discussion you walked away from and thought of something better to say later on- with a bit of comedy thrown in… while walking around hurriedly.

Sorkin is the king of the long take. holy shit, that man has takes that start in one room, go down the hall, through 3 rooms and then down a another hall to a dudes office, in everything he films. The American President with Michael Douglas is just like his shows. Longest takes ever.

Good shit tho.

SoVi3t · 2012-07-11T09:31:12.000Z

He would let Sovi3t fuck him for a rent free place to stay and internet.

HEY SOVI3T WE JUST FOUND YOUR NEW ROOMMATE!!!

…does he enjoy being slapped like a bitch [/Sam L Jackson voice]

I would fuck all your mom’s. It’s possible I already have. Hell, I probably am responsible for the birth of all the 11ers that joined

ps - PapaRhino would fuck a toilet paper roll filled with butter, obviously he’d trade up for my mother

Havatchu · 2012-07-11T09:31:50.000Z

Face = Tits > Everything else. The lack of one can make up for another, as far as I’m concerned…

Personally, I tend to like women with rounder faces but my preferences pretty much stop there. As long as there’s some uniqueness about a woman’s visage or a quirk, I can find them attractive. Also exaggerated features don’t equal bad, even though we stigmatize every woman who doesn’t look like they were created out of a mold.

For example, Vanessa Lengies without her sexy Egyptian schnoz would be criminal:

snip Dat Goddess

Love me some Lengies!

Sara Rue was so attractive when she was bigger, now her skinny and blonde form makes her so boring and cookie cutter… and boobless.

People with her complexion are hard to tan but easy to burn.

I’d be too busy having a litter of accidental mocha colored babies to care anyhow.

Looks up Sara

http://stiboo.com/pics/Sarah%20Rue2.jpg

Good fucking god man. What are you doing to me?

Is it gay if you gave me a boner? Cuz’ you totally just gave me a secondhand boner by inspiring me to search her.

She’s Hella nice skinny in this pic at least.

http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/F/f/1/hrpt21b.jpg

Geese_Pants · 2012-07-11T09:34:36.000Z

Today is 7/11…do 7-11 still give away free slurpees on this day?

Havatchu · 2012-07-11T09:37:06.000Z

And now for a gross picture.

Radiantsilvergun3 · 2012-07-11T09:37:44.000Z

Least she isn’t blond anymore. That helps.

And now for a gross picture.

http://i2.listal.com/image/1123485/600full-rachael-ray.jpg

Gross? Man I’m fappin. Look at that jaw. It just might get around my dick.

shatterstar · 2012-07-11T09:37:53.000Z

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6o32gVUgL1qeqwpwo1_500.jpg
it’s like Stand Alone Complex X Metal Gear Rising cosplay.

BullDancer · 2012-07-11T09:38:18.000Z

Today is 7/11…do 7-11 still give away free slurpees on this day?

Idk I think so…

But it comes in special 7.11 ounce cups iirc…

Stand in a big ass line for less than 8 ounces of Slurpee…

Fuck that… I’m getting those buy 1 dozen get a dozen for 40 cent special at Krispy Kreme on Friday 13th…

DaRabidDuckie · 2012-07-11T09:38:55.000Z

bush yogurt?

wow.

Yep. They even gave me a college degree for writing perverted shit.

No, really… they did.

someone jizz on this

Spoiler

http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz354/darabidduckie/IMG_3110.jpg

GwynLovesMilk · 2012-07-11T09:40:06.000Z

the whole “fuck a jar of peanut butter” thing, doesn’t work that well.

SoVi3t · 2012-07-11T09:40:34.000Z

Look at that jaw. It just might get around my dick.

it could get around your dick if she whistled

the whole “fuck a jar of peanut butter” thing, doesn’t work that well.

Take the lid off and stop using crunchy

GwynLovesMilk · 2012-07-11T09:43:00.000Z

i’m serious, the peanut butter just fucking goes “plflooop” and falls out all over yourself (which is almost more fun than fucking to begin with, how creamy and fun!) and then you don’t have anything left for a suitable fucking environment. I’ll stick to my right hand.

shatterstar · 2012-07-11T09:43:20.000Z

Apparently Disney is offering Scar Jo 20 mill for next Avengers film. Man fuck that. They could replace her with a pretty face who can actually act for a lot less.

didn’t Black Panther get canceled for some shit no one even heard of?

Radiantsilvergun3 · 2012-07-11T09:43:38.000Z

it could get around your dick if she whistled

Just cuz i wouldn’t let you put your lips around it doesn’t mean you need to say such slanderous stuff.