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Fuck it took me FOUR tries to post this cause SRK keeps croaking.
Sheeeit… such an UNBELIEVABLE see-thru visual at work today… I never thought I’d see this particular person “like that”. I’m fairly certain she didn’t realize exactly how translucent her dress was. Under normal lighting conditions, you couldn’t see anything… but if she walked next to a window where there was some bright sunlight shining thru, and you’re on the other side… UNBELIEVABLE visual there…the entirety of both legs, right up to ass…totally visible, as long as she was in those lighting conditions. That scene was on my mind for the rest of the day, and most likely will be recalled later on tonight for a “session”.
The See-Thru Shot™— this is right up there with a good upskirt shot in the pantheon of sexy visuals to me. There’s not enough positive commentary to accurately express how powerful a scene like that is.
Yeah it’s too bad allan didn’t make it, he said he was really feeling good about the next one though.
Session? You mean you are actually gonna have some meaningful discussion with your therapist/ParoleOfficer you old “I have to knock on the door of everyone’s home in my neighborhood to alert them of the fact that I am a registered sex offender” looking ass.
True Blood has been pretty good this season.
“If you don’t make it, it’s been rad serving you. Peace out” Beep
Ok, so I was thinking about this the other day while my wife was watching True Blood (a habit I have kicked this season) - the whole vampire logic on TB seems like a pedophiles dream. A pedo vamp could just make a child of the age they are partial towards into a vamp, and that kid will not only stay a kid forever, it’s also 100% subservient to your desires and commands unless you “release” them. Also, in the case of being a pedo who is partial towards girls, the hymen will grow back each time, letting you relive the fantasy over and over again.
I think about this kind of thing too much.
Redhead vampire was complaining about always being a virgin.
They had a tiny boy vampire but he got merc’d by the SVU.
That was almost what you were thinking too much about this season.
All that pedo shit aside, redhead vamp would be one of the only reasons to continue watching that show. however, story lines that make me want to stab myself in the dick are reasons not to watch. I like my unstabbed dick more than I like redhead vamp.
Storylines of high quality are obviously something you don’t go to True Blood for. But I’ve kinda taken to it as a fun Summer show like you would a fun Summer movie.
There’s tits, fighting, magic shit, and well more tits, magic, and weird shit.
Once every season of TB was done (except maybe the first), I always feel like you do right after fucking someone you knew you shouldn’t have fucked. You feel guilty, empty and like I made a big mistake. Also, like fucking someone, you forget why you shouldn’t fuck them until about 3 seconds after you cum. I tried not fucking her this year.
SRKev
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The story lines on True Blood really are cold shit on rye bread.
I’m surprised people still watch that tripe.
AL makes the best sexual metaphors.
Sheeeit, if I made a bit more money… most likely I would indeed have therapist sessions… that would probably be nice…and interesting.
Sickening phrase I heard at work recently: "blahblah…I thought the government was supposed to take care of me" There’s something about it that is absolutely repulsive to me… it’s like someone that actually wants to be 4 years old again, with Government now in the role of Mommy/Daddy… that shit is beyond depressing. This is a country of babies now, suckin’ on Mama Government’s titty-milk every day, then needing to be burped, then needing their ass wiped because they can’t be expected to do that on their own either, then pushed around in a stroller, etc. etc. etc.
*On another note— I don’t think the current state of this sad-sack society is even attributable to any particular President, either… I know the hardcore ideologues out there on either side would want to blame 1 President or another… that seems like the last reason on a long list of factors contributing to why this is basically a nation of deadbeats …people who are unbelievably foolish with money and any kind of long-term planning, have zero work ethic, no sense of personal responsibility, and so much more.
Y’know, if I had any kind of commentary style show or segment, it most likely would not last long at all… simply because I would be too harsh on the audience.
Um, that is not how metaphors work.
When Joan Rivers said that Andrew Garfield refers to Emma Stones vagina as his Peter Parker then one could use the term Best in regards to sex and metaphors.
Angelpalm just put “Joan Rivers” and “vagina” in the same sentence.
Azure
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People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
Except Emma Stone.
That bitch is so ugly… my dick: the only thing that isn’t turning to Stone.
Real talk, if anyone needed substantiation that Andrew Garfield is in the closet, see above for proof.
It’s made out of 99% plastic which should be every Bronies dream come true. Just make her wear a “Porky Pie” costume and you guys can all collectively prematurely ejaculate. Talk about synchronized swimmers.
I would proudly hit it.
Also, post a pic of any celeb and I will find an ugly picture of that person… because Google.
I’d hit Emma Stone too, especially if she gave me a hummer. I think that voice is sex-AY!
She herself does that all the time in her stand-up comedy. It’s actually pretty funny hearing her talk about tripping over her own saggy vagina.
SWBeta
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