I don’t think there is a single comic book geek on this planet who hasn’t been through that article.

Once you get over his technically awful artwork and juvenile sensibilities, Liefeld is an oddly interesting person.

His early H&D stuff was drawn over by the inker. He threw in some minor details like hands and feet.

Honestly when somebody takes the time to correct Liefeld’s utter lack of drawing skill and sense of design, you’re left with an interesting product, if you were into the 90s ‘Bloodpool Deathbath Dieblade’ comic phase (that’s mostly aged horribly).

I like how Cable’s hand in the first picture just disappears behind the gun.

because its a HYPER VIPER gun:eek:

He’s caressing it.

Sexually.

Also, his left hand, the one you can see, is just a ball with lines on it.

I have no idea how he got a job in the industry, I really don’t.

Must’ve won his career out of a Cracker Jack box.

That moment when you realize how big of a bitch you are crying (shedding a single tear or two) on the phone out of happiness with a woman. :oops:

Because his art is striking in it’s terribleness.

Bascially the opposite of my bitch session 1/2 a page up.

So bad that it’s worse than bad could be.

Michael Bay and Liefeld should make an action movie set in a fictional society obsessed with explosion. So obsessed, that it is ceremonial for every human to lose their feet in an explosions. Their feet are never seen on screen. People have false rows of teeth put in after blowing their original ones up. They get prosthetic metal limbs to replace the ones that they’ve blown off. Despite all this, no one is afraid of explosives. Everyone carries pouches full of explosives because it’s a national past time people participate in daily. A rogue troupe (our protagonists) realize how destructive explosives are and set out to dismantle the companies who proliferate the items the only way they know how, with explosives.

They could call it Xplsoive Xtreme.

Tell her to call you less, or, well, get involved in something together, whenever I talk with this woman it’s at least for an hour of laughing and sharing and greatness, hope it keeps up when I meet her Thursday :tup:

if RockB isn’t wearing a blue shirt with large white letters on it, I’ll kick a white chick in the forehead and force her to bake me these:
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then I’ll throw it all away.

One day I’m gonna ask Rob Liefeld to give me a tattoo.

My god…I am going to make one of these, eat it, and then promptly fall into a diabetic coma of bliss.

I tried that like, last year, and she got all defensive and thought it meant we were drifting apart or something along those lines.

Sharing and greatness? Look at my av for my approximate response. LOL

Those are two words I do not define a relationship by. The only thing we get involved with is her families bullshit drama and me helping her relatives move lately. She doesn’t have a hobby, like most women, so it’s kinda hard to get involved with something if they don’t do anything other than taking care of children, yes she is a pre-school teacher.

We have our long talks, but the only good ones are like, a couple times a month, and they pretty much have to be face to face, for me at least.

I can’t really reciprocate feelings over the phone, and no, it’s not because I think I’m a male hardass, it’s just that in order for me to care I have to be able to do something about it in her physical vicinity, which is impossible during the week.

PM me if you want to talk more about relationships, because the thread for that is too slow anyway.

I’m a stupidass for even posting any of this here and promptly apologize to The Lounge for doing so.

You forgot exploding motorcycles.

ive always been curious why they chose to make she hulk more or less just a toned girl. she has super roids flowing through her and yet she looks like an average cross fit girl…not even a top tier one lol.

(Who the fuck cries over the phone unless it’s hearing someone’s dead or alive? Seriously? I’m not asking this (just) to be a jack-ass about it.)

Liefeld loves Bay? Haha. I can’t help but picture in the same vein as Mary Jane Loves Spider-man, especially since we all know that Liefeld would the one with his non-feet up in the air.

Them making a movie together? Ugh. That’s really difficult even to try to imagine beyond the obvious explosion part. What the hell would Liefield even contribute to a movie in general? Of course, that’s pretending you can contribute to a Michael Bay movie in way that doesn’t just add more explosions or low-brow jokes.

Speaking of which, I’m surprised no one made the obvious joke about how such a combination would “blow people off their feet”. I’m disappointed in you guys; more so than usual, actually.

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Dem feelings, man. Dat happiness and joy.

YoungBlood…
BloodShot…

THIS BLOOD’S FOR YOU !!!.

You’re multi-sexual or whatever. It’s apparently okay for you to cry like that because you aren’t the embodiment of America’s Manly Man(NIC CAGE).

What? I thought you got laid and stuff? It’s because it’s not what is “sexy”. Come on son.

It’s like there’s a little switch that I can’t reallly control that gives me a macho man randy manwich mentality or a flower picking pussy mentality, or anything in the middle, shit’s really weird :oops: