Johnny Bravo was so great at its time.
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Didn’t know Jeff Bennet voiced Johnny…cool.
It’s pretty surreal seeing how Johnny Bravo was a bro before bros existed.
Too bad he’s much cooler and more polite.
heh who cares what decade you came from, nostalgia is just a sneaky way to get you to buy stuff anyhoo, also ya Borderlands should definitely be renamed Bricklands all teams should be Brick Brick Brick Brick
Also Starhammer you should totally watch Lesbian Chunky Chicks, imagine just howwwwwww stank those vags have to be considering they basically have to open them up like a flesh artichoke
I just choked a little bit typing that
fuck dude, i’m hung over and you’re well on the way to making a ninja barf.
(+1 for brick being the best character in blands)
Yes sir, and I’m still waiting on that PM about getting fit.
More Maynard goodness:
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I’m listening to this stuff on Studio monitors for the first time and it’s… amazing.
link or GTFO
FUCK IT!
I’m selling all my worldly possessions and buying a 80’s era Selmer Super Action 80 Alto tenor and Baritone. Plus, a Conn 10M Naked Lady Tenor and a Yamaha Soprano and a WX5, a Selmer C* for all those + a Dukoff D for the Tenors and a M for the Bari.Then I’m going on circuit and restarting the big band era.
… Or at least I wish. :sad:
Fuck, Marry, Kill
High School Tv Show Edition
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Diana from Secret Circle (Shelley Hennig) vs Elena from Vampire Diaries (Elena Dobrev) vs Tori from Victorious (Victoria Justice)
It’s soooooo hard for me to do but I have to kill Final Justice here. Her body will fill out eventually but right now… it’s not enough. Diana vs Elena is insanely difficult to call based on aesthetics. So I’ll go with personality.
Fuck = Elena (And oh what a fuck it would be.)
Marry = Diana (Diana is a woman of conviction and I like that from wife. Elena tends to do things that she thinks would be better for me and not tell me about it… not a big fan of that shit)
Kill = Tori (I love your songs though babe. I cant wait until you get some curves)
Faye from Secret Circle (Phoebe Tonkin) vs Katherine from Vampire Diaries (Elena Dobrev) vs Jade from Victorious (Elizabth Gillies)
All 3 of these women are bad girls and not really trustworthy/marriage material. So my focus becomes “Which one of these women can I manipulate?”. Well I can’t intimidate Faye or Katherine. They both have superpowers and Katherine’s over 500 years old so she probably knows all the tricks. Faye is power hungry and I have no doubt she’d dump me in a heartbeat for a shot to be the Wicked Witch of the East.
Fuck = Katherine (Maybe she could turn me into a vampire in a fit of passion? There’s always hope)
Marry = Jade (I believe she can be manipulated. She’s a bit of jealousy, passionate, control freak. BUT… I can think of worse traits in a woman.)
Kill = Faye (She’d be good for a quick lay… but Katherine would be better)
Cassie/Jean from Secret Circle (Britt Robertson) vs Caroline from Vampire Diaries (Candice Accola) vs Trina from Victorious (Danielle Monet)
I like Cassie/Jean but drama follows that girl like crazy. Then there’s the DPh part of her that hasn’t really been explored. I’d hate for her to be all “I Can’t Control IT!” when I’m hittin it with a bit of extra gusto and then she vaporizes me by accident. Caroline has transitioned into being a vampire VERY WELL to the point that I don’t even think she has the urges anymore. In fact… she’d probably turn me with a bit of nudging.
Fuck = Trina (The girl actually has better curves than Cassie or Caroline)
Marry = Caroline (She’s surpringly very good marriage material)
Kill = Cassie/Jean (Hopefully Wolverine doesn’t find out)
Melissa from Secret Circle (Jessica Parker Kennedy) vs Bonnie from Vampire Diaries (Katherina Graham) vs Cat from Victorious (Arianna Grande)
This is probably the toughest of all the matchups. Thing is, I don’t know if I can marry a witch. There’s no intimidation factor. Cat is pretty ditsy…
Fuck = Melissa (The girl’s got better thighs than the other two)
Marry = Cat (She’s a bit ditsy… but since when was that a bad thing for a woman?)
Kill = Bonnie (Her witchcraft is too strong. If we had an argument… she’d probably turn me into a lampost or some shit.)[/spoiler]
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Despite how old it makes me look I like a) wearing slippers and b) sitting in a rocking chair.
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Seemed like as good as place as any to discuss R. Kelly explaining to a fan what echoing is.
F.M.K., THE GAME™—
Diana from Secret Circle (Shelley Hennig) vs Elena from Vampire Diaries (Elena Dobrev) vs Tori from Victorious (Victoria Justice)
This is a tough one indeed…but obviously Victoria is the first one cut, as the other 2 are on a higher level…now there’s the real challenge. “Dirty Diana” Shelley over there… for now she’ll have to take 2nd place with me. Nina Dobrev is still in my Magnificent 5™, and most likely will stay in the rankings for a long time… so Vikki gets killed, Diana gets ravaged one good time, and Elena = marriage.
Faye from Secret Circle (Phoebe Tonkin) vs Katherine from Vampire Diaries (Elena Dobrev) vs Jade from Victorious (Elizabth Gillies)
If we’re talking about the characters here… actually it plays out the same for me either way, really… Jade eats a bullet right away because while she is alright… she is not quite on par with the other 2. I’d BONE™ the unholy hell out of Faye Faye one good time, and I’d marry Katherine. One interesting side bonus to hooking up with Katherine is the vampire powers… she’s probably see it as no big deal to turn me for whatever secret, manipulative reasons she has going on at the time…and that’s quite alright with me…getting hitched to one of the hottest girls that has ever existed AND I get cool vampire powers too? (*AND she’s always going to look hot, since duhhh she’s a vampire! Thousands of years from now, she’ll still look like that…this is such a good deal) That is SUCH a big win right there, folks. The only negative is that she could easily become an enemy later…that broad is even less trustworthy than normal women in real life! I’d just try my best to stay on her good side for as long as I can, at least, enjoying her fine little snatch and my cool new powers for the rest of eternity… it doesn’t get much better than that.
Cassie/Jean from Secret Circle (Britt Robertson) vs Caroline from Vampire Diaries (Candice Accola) vs Trina from Victorious (Danielle Monet)
Too easy, this one— Trina most likely gets boned one good time, and I’d have to kill Cassie. Caroline = marriage for sure. She’s smokin’ HOT and is another potential means for ascension into vampire status! Even if she didn’t want to do it, I’d come up with ways for her to “accidentally” turn me and that would be that. Anyway, that girl is a good example of the “cute/hot” mixture… she’s very cute, but also has raw sex appeal as well…she’s appealing to me in both ways. On another note, even that name… “Candice” is hot to me…because a possible affectionate “pet name” for her would be “Candy”, of course.
Melissa from Secret Circle (Jessica Parker Kennedy) vs Bonnie from Vampire Diaries (Katherina Graham) vs Cat from Victorious (Arianna Grande)
This is the real challenge… good that you saved it for last. I’d take a long time considering my options here if it ever were a real situation. I just realized recently who Melly Mel there reminds me of… this UNBELIEVABLY hot cheerleader I had a crush on back in 7th and 8th grade. I’ve mentioned her on srk before, long ago… she’s the one that sat across from me in the Algebra class with a mid-thigh level denim skirt on one day…and I will never, ever forget that view…that view that ultimately resulted in me bustin’ a load off on myself right there in class that day. Goddamn she never once crossed her legs… I still get worked up just remembering the visual. Anyway, yeah… THAT is who she looks like, and it keeps bringing up those old memories for me…
I’d probably just have to flip a coin on this shit. It’s too damn close to call…it might as well be like asking me to pick between 3 clones of Halle Berry, or something like that…even though they are quite different, these 3 are on perfectly even ground with me in terms of the sex appeal.
…for now, I’d say Bonnie would probably have to die…then I ravage “Cat” one good time and marry Melissa. It’s SO close though… this might be the closest FMK™ match-up I’ve ever seen.
One bonus on Melissa’s side is that she has apparently some low self esteem… which in turn makes her more appreciative and tolerant of certain things. There should be more women out there like that…
—and now for something completely different…
I had an apparent dream the other night that a “stink-bug” crawled next to my face while I was laying on the couch, and it unleashed this huge fart in my face. I practically jumped out and away from the couch because I wasn’t even sure if that was real or not…I suppose it was indeed a dream… I looked all around and didn’t see one of those bugs anywhere, nor did I notice a bad smell.
Anybody wanna move to MO and be my roommate for 185 bucks a month?
To understand the significance of Rocko’s Modern Life, you have to remember that it was the first new Nicktoon since the premiere of the original lineup of Nicktoons.
And to understand that, you have to remember the premiere of the original lineup of Nicktoons.
And if you don’t remember that, you are nothing to me.
Almost makes me want to bring back my “I AM THE CHEESE” avatar.
is MO in Canada yet?
I would also like to fully endorse Boel’s avatar.
CN>Nick
In all seriousness did anyone else seem to notice Sega Genesis owners tended to watch more Nickelodeon and SNES owners tended to watch more Cartoon Network?
Or am I just taking crazy pills?
she is p. hot
Man, I have to get a fridge, washer, and dryer for my new place. And a couch. And all other furniture for a house.
I just got a new washer and dryer. I remember when I was younger, if you had told me I would have gotten excited over crockpots, cook books, and washer/dryers, I would have punched you in the larynx