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Bought the Optifast meal replacement for my 14-day fasting. No solid food, no caloric intake for 14 days, starting tomorrow.

FML.

Sorry for being realistic :lol:

If you don’t mind me asking, what are your goals? That seems very… extreme.

I need my liver to break down all of its stored fat so that my surgeon the gastro-intestinal connection from my esophagus to my stomach. The fast will force my liver to break down the stored fat for energy. If my surgeon doesn’t have a clean, my operation won’t happen. I’m having a gastric lapband.

So now I see why my mom wouldn’t let me watch south park when I was a kid.

That sounds a lot more difficult than I have the willpower for; best of luck to you.

South Park when you were a kid? How long has that shit been around?

haha, I love when people look like odd things or characters… just out of the blue I remembered this dude from high school that looked like an anorexic black version of Eddie Munster… the resemblance was all in that face and the hairline. People actually referred to this guy as “Eddie Munster” or even “Eddie” even though he had a completely different name…shit was hilarious to me…it was one inside joke that never really got stale, at least to me.

…people who look like others from a different race is another odd thing… there was a broad I remember that looked like “the black version” of Jennifer Aniston…that was strange…and hell YEAH I would’ve Boned™ the unholy hell out of her fine ass.

Back on the “looks like strange things”:
-My old Geometry teacher from high school, “Dr. K”— she looked like the Quaker Oats Man. People always loved to make fun of her… someone even threw an egg at the back of her head one day in the hall.

-This one guy that was an asshole to most people (myself included) back in junior high… I remember he looked like “Skunkor”…that skunk/man mutant from He-Man. He was probably prone to being the bully type as like a psychological preemptive strike I suppose…since he had to deal with going thru life looking like that.

-There was one girl I knew all through school that looked like Mongo from the Heathcliff cartoon… Mongo was the fat one that was in Riff Raff’s crew. That was the better part of the show, btw… their “zany hijinks” were always more entertaining than anything that was going on with Heathcliff. Riff Raff even had the better-looking girlfriend. Cleo DESTROYED…whatever that fat bitch was that Heathcliff was messing with. It wasn’t even close, man…like comparing Christie Brinkley to Camryn Manheim. Heathcliff obviously settled.

Since the late 90s. Duh.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

97? Yeah, I’m pretty sure it started in 97. I was still in the air force and I was in tech school.

I never watched that bullshit, I thought it was lame. I still do.

SRK GD should stand for SRK Geriatric Division.

That can’t be true. According to the KOF '98 intro, it all began in '94.

Meanwhile, I just got linked something thurst would like. I wonder if he has seen it yet.

Did 94 have Kyo, though?

Or Imori < sic > ?

I swear two thirds of us are 30 somethings, up in here.

We went from “Don’t jump”, to “Get off my lawn!”

I’m 4 years off from 30. I’m still a young’n. Enjoy being old you old people!

Kyo was in 94, and Iori first appeared in 95.

http://www.hostesscakes.com/images/wacky/delaplane_two.jpg

I don’t think that the figures on the top of the cake are an accurate representation of the actual couple. Is it possible to develop type 2 diabetes in one sitting?

Man I don’t plan on getting married, so I’ll have to eat a cake like that for the hell of it.

I will die happy though.

What an awful cake. First of all, you know anyone attending that wedding is an obese slob. Second of all, you have to reach in to grab pieces of it. That means these Slimer imitators will be getting their sweaty swollen sausages all over anything you could have possibly wanted to eat.

http://www.grimrock.net/

Looks soooo good.

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Look what I just saw in the animu thread :rofl:

Also, this has been the most trife lounge thread in a while. The last 5 or 6 pages have made me want to throw up so much…

lol…oh gawd. the ultimate diss.