SRK Lounge "Arise, Children of the Fatherland, The day of Glory has arrived"

[Valaris]

Why does it have to be a competition, can’t we all just agree tits and ass are awesome? I’m an ass-man myself…there’s just much more sexual utility you can get out of the ass…

Hey I agree. But anything to shit on Rock!

[Rabbit2k7]

Stop talking about butts for two seconds and listen.

I’m working on a new PC. A workstation for home office, and small business. It needs a name. Help!

[ThePurpleBunny]

Stop talking about butts for two seconds and listen.

I’m working on a new PC. A workstation for home office, and small business. It needs a name. Help!

The RockBogart Loves Man Ass Like You Will Love This Quad Core Ubersystem

[SoVi3t]

if i dropped a grand to have sex with a young and very popular pornstar during evo weekend…does that make me a scumbag

depends who the pornstar is. But so far, seems like a brilliant plan.

Some lady called me at work, and started ranting about all the damn foreigners…this was fucked because

1. she was black…apparently she never got that memo about racism
2. I am Canadian, so are my colleagues. Doesn’t matter if his name is Mohammed, he’s still Canadian. Thus North American.
3. fuck that bitch, enjoy your new rick roll home page. I will assume that fixed whatever your fucking problem was

also, ass > titties
fuck all you haters

[Ben_Perkins]

We in this new thread. What’s good y’all

[Kromo]

MY ASS IS SO SORE

…from riding my bike to work.
At least its nice enough outside to be riding a bike.

[nameingway]

meatspin is a better surprise home page.

[Hatred_Edge]

A grand for some pussy? This can’t be life.

[ThePurpleBunny]

I will lie there in the void and think about what I’ve done.

[Cryoh]

as long as she’s not a sex slave kidnapped from eastern europe and its consensual i don’t really see the whole scumbag angle. also you’d be in good company. there are a surprising number of ppl IRL who i’ve met that have done shit like that, as well as random ppl on SRK who have PMed me before. Some went through with it some didn’t.

also a grand seems really cheap, porn stars usually charge 2k. who is it?

Wait, people have to ask jie how to procure a hooker? That shit isn’t that complicated.

[AYO]

For shame TPB

You better have that gif saved on your computer

[Negaduck]

Stop talking about butts for two seconds and listen.

I’m working on a new PC. A workstation for home office, and small business. It needs a name. Help!

Call it the Gibson.

Hack the planet.

[Ben_Perkins]

Wait, people have to ask jie how to procure a hooker? That shit isn’t that complicated.

They hide really well in my area. I need Jie to track them down.

[mastermind]

Hey sup.

Cell phones have two year contracts. New devices come out every three or for months. They tryin’ to take me moneys.

[Stabby]

I don’t understand why people have cell phones.

9/10 calls people get seem to irritate them.

[Starhammer]

9 out of 10 men prefer big tits
The 10th prefers the 9 other men.

There’s a reason Rock prefers asses and not tits. Just saying.

I

I’m calling it. “Most Disturbing First Post of 2012.” I called it.

-Starhammer-

[fishjie]

Wait, people have to ask jie how to procure a hooker? That shit isn’t that complicated.

i think its cause its a scary experience. cops. rip offs. upsells. bait and switches. lots of problems can come up. they just wanna know everything is gonna be ok.

[SoVi3t]

i think its cause its a scary experience. cops. rip offs. upsells. bait and switches. lots of problems can come up. they just wanna know everything is gonna be ok.

just smack em in the face with a wad of cash, then point to your dick.

problem solved

[Hatred_Edge]

Hey sup.

Cell phones have two year contracts. New devices come out every three or for months. They tryin’ to take me moneys.

I don’t understand why people have cell phones.

9/10 calls people get seem to irritate them.

I pay 55 bucks a month for a phone I barely use. Most of whatever “needs” to be said is sent through texts. The phones number one purpose is to tell me what time and day it is…which a watch can do. Constant waste of money. Luckily I’m not one of those people gunning for whatever new flashy phone is out to score cool points with my peers.

Which reminds me, the manager at work wants all phones in the office because the females(obviously no one is surprised) can’t stay the hell off their phones.

[drizzt360]

I dont have a cell phone. I dont wanna talk to no motherfucker on the phone and I sure as fuck dont want no one sending me text messages. Fuck that bullshit. That shits for bitches and you new age faglings.