What KIND of cheeseburger?
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So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, “What’s your one wish?” And the white guy goes, “You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?” Genie goes, “Yeah.” He says, “Well, um, I’ll have a Coke, then.”
My favorite song off the new Van Halen album:
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Pretty funky, as far as white person music goes.
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Good M0urning you are da man!
Also… writing screenplays is np-Hard. Well, at least your first one is. :tup:
In Hollywood, your first screenplay might as well say “glip glop glippity gloop” on it for all of it that’s going to make it into the final movie.
I have very little food in my house, and my microwave broke today. My list of culinary options grows thin.
I’m currently eating the last of my veggie stew, which I reheated in a pot.
WTF is up with microwaves lately? My sister’s silly friend broke my dad’s last night. She put foil in there… yeah… I don’t even own a microwave. but now I’m scared to get one. Shit’s just gonna break. :tup:
Foil is a bad choice.
I don’t think I did anything to cause it. The display just sort of freaked out for a minute, then it became totally unresponsive. It’s a shitty little countertop unit, a few years old.
The thing that gets me is… How do you not know that you can’t put foil in a microwave? They’ve been out since the 80’s. I actually remember when they became main-stream. adjusts scarf But yeah, even if you’re 80 years old today, you still had the past 30-something years to adjust to a microwave. There’s just no excuse. And this chick is not 80. She’s in her 40’s. You should know better. How am I supposed to heat up my coffee when I make a stop-over at my dad’s now?
My girlfriend has a tiny little pot for boiling/reheating small servings of liquid. It works pretty well.
Oh god, trolling FGD is toooo easy/good. 
pix plz:eek:
You can get a decent microwave for only like 50-60 bucks. I hardly use mine bc I hardly reheat things. I used it a lot for baby food…but those days are over for now. It probably gets used a handful of tines a week between my lil cousins and friends
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And gets you banned, by new-kid mods.
Sheeeit, my microwave is at least 7 or 8 years old at this point, and still works just fine. It would be nice if video game systems (at least the non-Nintendo brand ones) still had that kind of quality and durability. I can’t remember if this one was purchased when I got my first apartment or not, which was 7 years ago.
*I decided to browse the “healthy organic stuff” section of the grocery store this morning… R.W. Knudsen Family Organic Pineapple Juice—> HIGHLY recommended, folks. SO GOOD™. Sure it was over 4 bucks for 1 bottle but sometimes you really do get what you pay for in terms of quality. This stuff is amazing…it probably won’t make it past this afternoon. Pineapple = GOLD. I cannot resist it.
Fuck/Marry/Kill™— my favorite news-media babes edition!
Soledad O’Brien, Natasha Curry, Julie Banderas.
…yeah, another ridiculously tough one for me…which was the goal here… it would hurt my soul to cast any of these 3 to the side with the “kill” option…at least currently, Natasha actually loses though since she’s still extremely pregnant right now. I’d bang the hell out of Julie one good time and marry Soledad. It could play out any way though and might be another “coin toss” decision, really. I’m not sure what’s up with Fox only giving Julie some very small amounts of airtime though…that network has lost their way when it comes to showcasing their TnA, obviously.
Random— I’d love to see just how far the devotion to Obama goes with “my peoples” out there… like let’s say that next week he decided to start the ball rolling on a new Holocaust right here in the good ol’ USA. It would be funny to see that his approval rating among black people would still be at least around 85 to 90% or higher…and that’s merely a “low” estimate I’m throwing out there. There would be those that go on to think “he’s the greatest president we’ve ever had! YEAH!”… but we’re not biased, not one bit at all…naaaah, of course not.
Has it been that many, already?
Well, I guess it was coming…
There were signs.
Like his recent “I wanna rape Asian wommez SO HAAAAAWRD” fetish.
When an Asian man falls off the deep end from Yellow Fever, then you know he’s let SRK GD 's big black cock far, far too deep into the gaping vertical wound that is his non-existent soul. 
R.I.P. lunch_hotdogs.
May your next reincarnation rep pescatarianism.
Is there a form of fish that is sausagelike?
Million: listen to this and jack off:
Not literally, but I think you might enjoy it.
So after a year my 1TB HDD is maxed out. Dam i hate cleaning it up.
It’s called an eel.
And my penis.