Motherfucker dropped so fast I thought something was wrong with my computer. This guy is so prepared for every gunfight that’s ever going to happen.
For some reason, this post made me chuckle. Why? I do not know. The point is that it did indeed put a smile on my face, and for that I hold up the brofist to you, good sir. :tup:
…As of this post, the big bad hurricane hasn’t done jack. Obviously, I still have power and internet, and I’m listening to music on TV. Gonna fire up the PS3 in a few and see if I care enough to hammer out some feats in DCUO. Hurricanes. Meh.
-Starhammer-
They cosplay as Dude Who Has Sexman
in both gifs he drops to his knees, meaning he anticipated the weight and the fall.
fake and gay 
Operation: Fuck This Horrible Town I’m Moving The Fuck Out Jesus Christ
IS IN EFFECT.
Under whos authority Herr Bruv?
Take the fun outta my Deadpool, you jerk
Oh come on! The first guy goes prone like fucking INSTANTLY! The US Army is looking for motherfuckers like him! Because God help us if the enemy gets their hands on him first. Tune in next month, True Believers, for the next thrilling issue of DEADPOOL: IRL
the real reaction would have been his arm getting yanked out its socket, because the initial jerk he would have tried to reverse by pulling up, like anytime you pick up something thats heavier than anticipated.
dont mind me, I just am hating on skinny deadpool >:(
Skinny Deadpool has the anorexia, and he’s very sensitive about it >:(
Real Talk though, I’m proud of him cuz if it was me I would have forgotten all the specifics and been like “lol i got a hammer” and realized 2 minutes later that fuck, Deadpool can’t lift this
You are aware that these are superhero comic book characters and that they are not real, right?
EDIT:
For more details on this breaking news, we go live* to Grant Morrison.
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*Not really.
nerd bitches love deadpoo tho
@hoodmorning: yes, im just being THAT nerd for the moment. ill be over it in a sec
Mine. I’ve no reason to stay here so fuck it. I’m out.
Computer: Activate assistance programs for Rabbit2k7. Right now, we wait. If he needs help, we will do so. Analyze current events and arrange info according to the autonomic program. ENGAGE.
…Why did I type up all that? Who knows. still, I hope things work out for you Rabbit. I still want to get you to build me a computer for mainly jukebox stuff. that and I want a particular shell on it. I’ll hook you up later with the specifics on it because I think I may end up moving into a bigger house myself. 
-Starhammer-
lolwhatisgoingonhere
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Security clearance accepted. Operation Fuck This Horrible Town I’m Moving The Fuck Out Jesus Christ is in effect. Godspeed Herr Bruv.
What a piece of shit song. Good God.
Fuck that, where are the Lady Deadpools. That Deadpoon is where it’s at, son
wait, shit, that sounded worse then I meant it to
LIKE IT IF YOU CRY EVERYTIME
Things aren’t going well for them right now, on that front.
She had that line in her profile to find a someone with a sense of humor…but the thing is, of course, that many a true word is spoken in jest.