Why is it so fucking hot out this year? I don’t remember it being this hot last year.
That you’re a giant queer and don’t know anything?
This female walks in with her kids and her sister and her kid. She and her kids alone burn 30 bucks on breakfast or lunch pretty much everyday where I work. They even showed up on Thanksgiving like I predicted. White people indeed.
FUUUUUUUUUCK
Called my future landlord to get keys for apartment. I move in tomorrow. We agreed on this over a week ago. He assured me it would be ready, and even that he could assist me in carrying in boxes and such. He now tells me that he’s still working on it, and that he was under the impression I wasn’t moving in until the first of September.
So now I am in fucking scramble mode. I leave for work in 2 hours, won’t be home until 1am, and am SUPPOSED to be moving into this fucking room in the morning. Holy fuck, why is this day off to such a fucking horrible start?
Things white people like blog
$8 sandwiches.
Went down to the hundreds of comments once. “This is true, I work at a sandwich shop lol learn to make your own sandwiches white people!!”
au bon pan/panera…when you cant figure out how to work 2 pieces of bread some meat and cheese.
lol…deadpool cosplayers commit to their roles


I’ll remember you said this, you git.
Oh cool I think the first one’s Silver Snail in Toronto.
We don’t talk about about Coheed in this house. You know that.
I need to wash that filth out of your mouth with bleach.
I raised you never to mention names of bands that are synonymous with whale fecal matter.
i dont think so, but i can ask…i know the guy in the first gif.
All I heard was “I wish I understood the story, the lyrics, and I really wish I recognized amazing guitar work when I heard it, but I don’t. I really hope we can still be friends after this.”
Don’t worry. We can be.
Maybe just has an identical layout then.
EDIT: Oh nevermind, Silver Snail has white drawers and they are taller. All shops look the same to me.
Calves, I leave Rabbit to you. I am disowning him.
I’d take it a step further and make even saying the damn word an infraction-worthy act.
Like that dude has good taste in anything.
That’s why I’m leaving you to him. Birds of a feather, my nigga.
If I wasn’t so white I would have some shit to say to you right now.
I think I met the guy in the 2nd gif. Picture please Deadpool? “No I’m Captain America, look at my hat.”
Then there was this guy, maybe same guy, sans hat?
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now after all these cosplay guys, better get some girls in here
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Fem-Tony probably wouldn’t even be allowed in Tony Toni Tone. but that’s just me assuming she’s Tony Stark.
Going back to RockB’s point about why anyone would need a lighter with them, it’s to make badass gif’s