SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

Man, laser tag’s gotten sophisticated as hell in recent years… full on body armor style sensor suits, the guns actually show off your shots, rapid fire and single burst fire capabilities… shit’s nuts.

Upside of that whole venture was being on a team with my friends and gunning down kids left and right.:nunchuck:

On the downside, doing this while being in my 30s and not exercising as much as I should has left me with a Sunday and Monday of hell as my everything is sore. :crybaby:

http://gawker.com/5936835/women-who-have-unprotected-sex-are-happier-smarter-thanks-to-mood+elevating-properties-of-semen

Awesome…sperm makes woman happy. How come whenever I give a surprise facial, they don’t look to thrilled?

I am highly amused by your TMYK posts. This should be your thing.

The only thing I want in this world, is to see a whale in the wild. Like I’m in a rowboat in the ocean, and I just see a huge ass beast just calmly swimming next to me. Its weird as fuck, I know, but I’d drink RockB’s bathwater through a curly straw just for the opportunity.

Saw this question while watching Black Dynamite last night. Who would win: Walter from Breaking Bad or Omar from The Wire?

From what I saw from a playthrough on Youtube, yes! But that’s if you like the fighting engine on Batman Arkham Asylum/City…

I wonder. Is the gawker a joke site like The Onion? If not, I shall share this with the world. To answer your question, maybe you don’t shoot enough??? Some bitches require maxxed out money shots, I guess.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one would drink RockB’s bathwater with a crazy straw for something worthy… Lmao! :lol:

Heisenberg.

Consider it bought.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Goodbye Darksiders II.

I don’t mean to be ignorant, but could you tell me why? I’ve never seen Breaking Bad and its too far for me to catch up and give a fully thought out opinion. So far, I only know that he’s blew up a whole floor with a small piece of mercury.

Because you deprived them of an opportunity to eat an edible substance.

Sluts…Those happy fuckers.

-Starhammer-

God, its so sticky and gooey, I feel like I’m going to choke every time I swallow.
I chew, but it just displaces and remains intact, I can feel it just being forced down my throat in stringy lumps.
The cheese on this lasagna is fucking crazy.
I do love that spicy sausage though.

Edit: Finished that beast. Thought I was going to die for a while there.
Also, whoever decided to put cloves of garlic in bread before its baked deserves the nobel prize.

Carpet Lint is far more helpful and slightly less asinine lately.


Walter White has an uncanny knack for weaseling out of the craziest jams with the most unexpected methods. He’s the Harry Houdini of narcotics manufacturers.

Omar Little’s ability to avoid trouble and beat his opponents depends largely on the myth that surrounds him before the trouble even starts. People have already convinced themselves that they’ll lose against him. Once the really shit hits the fan, he doesn’t fare much better than any other street kid with a gun.

So, yeah. As much as it pains me to say it, I have to give this one to Walt.

Wait…Houdini > MacGyver?

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My dog is being a prick.

At first I thought you were talking about some kind of indie musician who played in most bizarre, psychedelic ways, but hated his band and put no effort into it…then I re-read it and thought you were talking about some kind of hillbilly artisan jam and preserve maker. Then I finally just googled it and found out you were talking about some tv show.
Reality never stops disappointing me.

Harry Houdini is specifically noteworthy for his escape artistry.

Actually, scratch that. His name is synonymous with escape artistry.

MacGyver is specifically noteworthy for his improvisational ingenuity, but that’s not necessarily what I was getting at. Although Walt certainly has some of that going on.

Fair enough

The chick I spent the weekend with should have NEVER told me one of her boobs was larger than the other due to an injury she sustained when she was little. It looks almost comical to me, extremely hard not to notice see when I’m tit-fucking her =/

AF is a straight up whore. His selection with the ladies makes him like a bizarro Epidemic. AF, be honest here, do you have something that’s the equivalent of Epidemic and his “moses/barcelona/vegeta/chef ramsey” strokes?

aw hell naw.