SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

[angelpalm]

Look here Magilla, you best sit your old Hanna-Barbera ass down before I get one of these kids to kick that fly ass pimp cane out from under you partna.

[Stabby]

Apparently not since you have talked about my dick more than Soviet has talked about his own in the past 3 lounges combined.

to be fair, the subject of most of the lounge threads is your dick

[Vynce]

Oh hey there :). I didn’t hear you come in. You know, I was thinking about what I use my lighter for. It’s a short list:

-Lighting cigarettes
-Lighting candles (including, but not limited to Yankee Candles)
-Opening pretentious, non-twist-cap beers
-Lighting spiders on fire (my favorite means of maiming/execution)
-Lighting papers on fire to get my Vermont Castings wood stove going.

Ah, how painfully white, I.

[Valaris]

to be fair, the subject of most of the lounge threads is your dick

Correction, his ass.

[AYO]

Thank you for saving Lounge Angelpalm and RockB. Magilla remark had me rolling.

[Vynce]

“Lounge v.OMG RockB I want you in my mouth” was the best lounge title Val came up with.

[Shaft_Agent]

I had to google candle warmer to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.

:camface: @ not knowing what a butt hole is

“Lounge v.OMG RockB I want you in my mouth” was the best lounge title Val came up with.

i should be in charge of the lounge names.

[Cyntalan]

i should be in charge of the lounge names.

PM him next time we’re getting to a close with suggestions. I was the reason we had the deja vu lounge a bit ago.

[Azure]

PM him next time we’re getting to a close with suggestions. I was the reason we had the deja vu lounge a bit ago.

Why would we want a lounge thread titled “Shin Appreciation: Worm’s Eye View Edition”?

[Amazing_Funbags]

Am I the only one that enjoys/prefers a shaved snatch?

[Cyntalan]

Why would we want a lounge thread titled “Shin Appreciation: Worm’s Eye View Edition”?

I have a feeling Val would toss that suggestion out.

Or at least alter it to be offensive towards calves out of spite.

[Valaris]

Or at least alter it to be offensive towards calves out of spite.

You know me well.

[ThePurpleBunny]

It’ll be about RockB’s calves. Bet on it.

[Redbeard]

Did you know even gingers get ashy elbows? WTF is this.

[Azure]

Am I the only one that enjoys/prefers a shaved snatch?

No.

You’re simply the only one in here who has a first person perspective on it.

[Azure]

I have a feeling Val would toss that suggestion out.

Or at least alter it to be offensive towards calves out of spite.

What?

You mean dissing a worm’s stature isn’t spiteful enough? o_O

[regulate]

Am I the only one that enjoys/prefers a shaved snatch?

nah bruv, I do too. unless I’m in a good mood and then I want a bit of hair on top to play with and tease the fuck out of her.

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[angryliberal]

Overall, I like a girl who has a freshly shaved pussy, but the problem is, after a short period of time it goes from hot, smooth lips to tiny razor hairs of death…

[goodm0urning]

So tonight’s Adult Swim twitter battle is Walter White vs Omar Little…

are these motherfuckers? srs

Middle-aged white guy who shaves his head vs. young black street criminal? Serious as… cancer.

What are you a comic book thug?? Walking around in public with a knife. This isnt streets of rage nigga

I find my knives on the ground. Turkeys, too, but you usually have to turn over a trash can for those.

I cannot think of a single thing a lighter would be useful for in a life of someone that doesn’t smoke.

Please, illuminate me.

Lighters? Not a god damn thing.

Waterproof matches, on the other hand…

I had forgotten how EPIC the first episode of Star Trek: TNG was. Q shows up and Picard immediately recognizes. “Shut da fuck up, Worf. Quiet, sit back and look cute, Deanna. This shit is on some other levels. I got this!”
Q is hands down one of my favorite villains of all time.
:tup:

Once you get over how embarrassing the new costumes are.

“'Scuse me, Q, I need to go take a leak. I’ll be back in 45 minutes.”

[Carpet_Lint]

Overall, I like a girl who has a freshly shaved pussy, but the problem is, after a short period of time it goes from hot, smooth lips to tiny razor hairs of death…

I believe that is called pussy stubble.

I have absolutely zero complaints about Val’s thread titles, but if we were ever to move in a new direction, I would certainly nominate Shafty for that.