Neat.
Man, I just realized that I don’t own a lighter. What kind of gay shit is that.
i’m not getting into this even nominal religious debate but it’s amusing to me that the worst you can say about an atheist is that they’re too evangelical about it.
not the most flattering thing to religion.
Lighters have tons of uses! I also don’t have a knife. I use my keys to cut everything open.
I should get a lighter and a knife and a beard.
I don’t even know what kind of knife is appropriate.
Still salty I can’t carry my butterfly knives around. So convenient on your pocket, easy to open and helpful.
without a lighter how do you light your yankee candles and imported incense from bangladesh??
Edit: @Pertho
What are you a comic book thug?? Walking around in public with a knife. This isnt streets of rage nigga
Jokes on you, dickhead. I have a candle warmer.
Shit, Ive been carrying a pocket knife and a zippo for years now.
I had to google candle warmer to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.
how else will I smoke weed? Light the joint with a yoga flame?
I cannot think of a single thing a lighter would be useful for in a life of someone that doesn’t smoke.
Please, illuminate me.
That’d be cool.
I miss Plastic Man in The “New” DC, should bring him back.
I use my keys to open doors, and to start small fires in alleys when I think nobody is looking.
When other people need to use a lighter.
Burning off little bits of string on your clothes/shoes.
Starting the fire pit in my yard.
Melting the end of my dogs collar after cutting it off so that it doesn’t fray.
Lighting these new shots I’m fittin’ to make.
Setting shit on fire.
So what you’re saying is that there are no good reasons to own a lighter if you don’t smoke.
What he is saying is that he needs psychiatric help and has probably committed various felonies that have gone unreported.
Precisely ironic.
…because the only possible reason I would conceivably carry a lighter, would be to light cigs for chicks.
Except fuck fucking fucking idiot chicks who fucking smoke.
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
I also use the lighter as a way in with girls. Fumbling through her purse? Hand her a zippo and watch her white trash eyes light up.
And Rabbit should start smoking pot. So yes, he will need a lighter for that.