Sharks are killing machines
orcas are assholes
That is just because the orca is smart enough to know where its free fish is coming from.
If the fish stopped flowing, best believe somebody is getting some bodied.
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Thats bullshit. I’ve watched shark week tons of times and they say sharks bite shit sometimes because that is what sharks do. Its why they get tires and license plates and all that other crazy shit in their stomach. Like clint said, trained orca? old news. trained great white? now that I gotta see.
lol it’s funny because SoViet sleeps with whales lol…
Great whites bite because that shit is hardwired into them.
Much like a cat will catch birds even if full.
Orcas know what the fuck is up.
They just have different priorities.
Re: they do not dismember the kitchen help.
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Transparent? This is a lame thread about sleeping with a celeb… …a better question could this thread be anymore transparent.
To be honest I have a wife I’m more than happy to sleep with every night… along with two kids… a mortgage… a masters degree… ect. Joking about sleeping with random people is as out there as I get these days. So transparent… neg… more that I thought it was funny that kids still gave a shit about beyonce…
This thread isn’t about anything in particular.
You know why sharks bite things? Because when you’ve got that many sharp teeth that you can replace over and over again, then why the hell not?
Let us know if, when you find the person responsible, their immediate response is “Cheese it!” before running.
If there is a beat down, you should record it and upload it
Insert cheesy cheese joke here
If you beat the shit out them, after eating a whole brick of cheddar, you’ll only be doing them a favor.
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Keep an eye out for the one that doesn’t take a shit for a couple of days?
Yo I love cheddar but I don’t know if I should be disgusted or impressed that someone ate an entire brick in one sitting
The only thing I can eat a scary amount of like that would be a jar of olives
I think you guys are confusing violent with dumb. Sharks are dumber than orca, but not more violent. The fact that great whites dip when an orca comes around should tell you all you need to know. I mean, shit, the name says it all: killer whale. Where’s the killer shark? Orca had to have a second name explicitly reminding you just in case you have a memory lapse and forget that you’re dealing with a true apex predator. Sharks gotta bite like maxx gotta dance. Orca troll the seas like a pack of rsigleys. There’s no comparison really. Sharks are wolverine and will cut you up. Orca are Black Noir who will rape your wife raw and watch her die when the hybrid offspring explodes from her uterus.
my sides, i can’t breathe
Dairy products? No love for fried chicken? Your black card isn’t holding any weight right now. That shit is lighter than Lisa Bonet.
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[]Either post pics of your wifes tatas or shut the flying fuck up
[]No one gives a shit about you or your litter. Well, unless they are girls. Then refer back to 1.
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If he posts the pics of his daughters’ tits you’re both going to jail. It’ll be like a real life mvc3 happy birthday except the bars you get won’t allow you to do supers.
The simple fact that you took this thread seriously…slaps me on the knee.
I would be pretty disappointed if RockB liked mayo.