SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

beyonce?? c’mon now…

I fried my doo doo rings and now wear them around my neck to keep you away Blacula. You will never have me demon!

You rang?

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Pertho, I’ve been meaning to ask, what is your av? A rune of sorts?

But you would suck Ron Jeremy’s cock for a night with Allison Brie…

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Enn. lol Super suggestive noises.

Rune of Chances, the esoteric, the dice cup etc. Google and have fun with it.

This day has been an amazing amount of ass for various reason. But to top it all off this unholy union happens:

“Avril Lavigne and Nickleback’s Chad Kroeger are Engaged!”

Yall niggas have me weak as shit…

Are yall really considering drinking Mark Henry’s bathwater for a chance with Beyonce of all people… eh pass…

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual

0o

I could only read halfway through that.

She writes like a 10th grader. Poopy weiner? Or you for fucking real?

In other news I’m thinking about picking up Ghosts and Goblins for NES at some shitty game place tomorrow, perhaps Dark Souls as well, before skating with co-workers/friends.

I can put a condom on Ron Jeremy. I didn’t say I’d suck his naked, porn star infected cock, that’s a lot different than drinking the water a man bathed his body in. One is the taste of latex, the other is dirty ass stew…

edit: Not to break any hearts, she overplayed the college stories. She’s said this in like 100 interviews. It was purposely overblown stories for comedic purposes.

edit2: Fuck, “cuz I’m racist” would have been a much better response…

I got my Sneasel and she has BALLER IVS.

VS BACK PLAYIN POKE-MON YO.

Don’t do it.
You will break something.
Probably yourself.

For you('re)? fags viewing pleasure.

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More on Dark Souls or Goblins?

:eek:

I swear yo…* swear. This shit kills me…*

Thank you. This was the best thing to start my morning.

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Video.

I don’t see the big deal about this woman. Isn’t this the one who fucked her gay male friend just to show him what pussy felt like? And the dude freaked out after a few strokes?

Edit: Gahdammit, VSlash!!!

Edit 2: Facebook tells me the LA porn industry is on lockdown :rofl:
I’d like to hear the thoughts of porn heads around here. Some people are flipping out on fb. It’s just porn, yo.

Goblins if I had to chose. Dark Souls is hard as well though. Really your pick.

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just watched avengers blu ray. yes the real disc. holy fuck they actually show thanos:eek:

“maining” if there is a marvel3 DLC

…what?

You are watching the same shit as me on Netflix only a day later… First “God Bless America” then “Warrior”?? If tomorrow you post you watched the first 4 episodes of Doctor Who, I’m gonna be concerned.

Voltar sucked before too. Froggy//Lonestar allday erryday. Pick a top tier!!! I need more people to play with on that game, randoms make me sad.