SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

Sounds dangerous. I’d need beer to ready myself.

Seriously half the shit on AS feels like it’s too high-concept for me. I’m sitting here like “This show is for the birds” but then after some introspection I feel like maybe I’m missing some intense metajoke and suddenly I’m not smart enough for Squidbillies. And that scares me.

Just do it!!! And don’t fret.

yeah, AS has some crazyy shit that’s beyond me.

Why would you like this aaaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m second-guessing everything I’ve ever dooooooooooone

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Are you even an SRK member? Or just a collective figment of our imaginations at this point?

I meant one that doesn’t REQUIRE yourself to have friends/an arcade that has said game.

Do you remember Xavier: Renegade Angel? I hope that’s what acid feels like

(Note to self: Make list of people to call on top of everything else.)

Geez, even the quality of troll/attention whore has fallen off on SRK. I’m actually starting to miss SONY, especially since he wasn’t always a troll, and even Liokaiser.

Something is clearly even more fucked-up than usual.

I’ll choose to take a failing grade, then, since already know not to trust your taste in music in most instances.

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Of course, since I feel it, that’s why you’re feeling it now. Though the fact that you’re still online rather than properly wallowing in self-pity like Pierro the Clown means I fucked up somewhere along the line.

Typical.

Quick question manes.

Is this gay?
I got into an argument today with this chick. I told her that I’ve never sucked dick in my life, BUT, if I ever did I bet that I would be the best. She got legit pissed and said I was a homo. I told her stank ass she’s just mad because if I was gay I’d be getting more dick than her. Hypothetical jealousy, the worst kind. Back me up brohams, nothing wrong with having a little confidence in your nonexistent mouth game.

that’s how i felt when i first read it. Bruce Sterling is the truth. i haven’t read any of his books yet, but i try to watch as many of his talks as i can. he needs a podcast.

I have only seen clips of that show, but yeah that sums it up.

Nonsequitor, nonsensical consecutive “moments” that make no fucking sense at first glance.

WTF, who argues over hypothetical head?

who ever knew depression incarnate would be so snarky?

Uh…

Thats what I’m saying.
Who is she to denounce my possible throat game?

Hater

Likes to wrestle, mostly with dudes.

Is a[S] furry. [/S]animal mask afficionado.

Spits game, pun intended, about his hypothetical dick sucking skills.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Someone with experience.

???

I don’t even fucking know…

I’d post Insanity Wolf but I think y’all are starting to like me so I’ll refrain.

I will say this:

As long as you take pride in what you do, everyone else can go fist themselves. Fuck what they think:coffee:

Seriously one of the most eloquent things I’ve ever read, does he talk like that too?

The episodes ARE clips, there’s no coherency to be found. You really just grab your balls and hang on for dear life as you watch literally everything unfold in front of you.

Adventure Time is like that too.

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Was going to join the wrestling team back in highschool, can’t remember why I didn’t.
Oh well I guess. I can still style on preschoolers with piledrivers.

All trolling aside, I’ve been curious about SRK for some time. You guys seem like a hilarious bunch. Love a good laugh.

There you have it, the more you take, the closer you are to being in Xavier.

I fucking love you more than ever before due to that video.

This dude can hang.

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M-M-M-MONSTER POST

King and Midnight King are SO swag. All the shit above is straight as fuck now that those two have done all that

They banned shoulder spikes. Those fuckers ruined my highschool yearbook photo the same way

Noooooo now I don’t wanna do ANYTHING ELSE