I like petite/small girls with muscular, large, shapely booties.
Is that cool enough to be in the club?
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Okcupid is the most fucked up thing.
Everybody is lying through their teeth. I made the shittiest profile and people still fucking send me messages.
People are so dumb. This is what my profile says under “You should message me if…”
"If your profile doesn’t say people notice your tits first. No shit people notice your tits first. Did you forget you were female?
If you can take a joke. Can you? Can you really? I fucking doubt it, moron."
That made you want to avoid women named Catherine? Are you blind?
Fuck that.
I come from the same school of thought that you do, regarding females.
Minus the trademark stairs, of course.
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I think I just activated Million-mode on that Emma chick from those TipsyBartender vids…
I meticulously shave like almost every day and my facial hair grows back in like a day and a 1/2.
I give up…
It’s called being a man.
perfectly sunny day today. not a cloud in the sky. no wind… and the power goes out for several hours…
…
are you fucking kidding me?
talk about “Dre Forgetting…”
tell yo moms 2 leave her window open 2nite.
your hatred of perfection is understandable.
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that’s not exactly a drop, that’s more of a low hz hit. probably under 50hz. when i had my system installed, it was really interesting to listen to heavier music because most listeners don’t hear those hits bands add normally. you’d hear the hits in concert, but never in your car or on your weak-ass computer speakers (not calling out your speakers specifically).
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every time he says “shock” it’s a low hz hit, but listening to it on youtube makes it sound like he’s accidentally bumping into the mic. get a high quality mp3 or flac of that album and listen to it in your car.
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you’ll hear it 4 fast times at :10 before the music starts
i’m using Sennheiser 555s through an X-Fi and i can barely hear them. i need to make an amp :mad:
dude, how late are you? 
Eng also made a thread on this site trying to get people to buy his books. of course i called him out and he ran away.
Shaft Agent busting out Fear Factory and Chimaira
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What? No. AF just acquired werewolf genetics. All of the hair and none of the awesome.
Ahahahahahaha, this fuckin dude just posted Fear Factory and fucking Chimera.
Oh Shaft, you so crazy. You like Flyleaf, Coal Chamber, Cradle of Filth, Killswitch, and all that other gay shit too?
But yeah I had never heard that particular sound so pronounced before. It rocked my car so hard it was insane. I felt that shit in my lungs.
Heartbreakers (AKA The Jennifer Love Hewitt Movie) is on right now.
My god… This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and but when JLH is on the screen, all of a sudden it’s all worth it. Nobody can make me watch junk like JLH.
The Client List
Confessions of a Sociapathic Social Climber
5 season of The Ghost Whisperer
The Garfield movie
The Truth About Love
The Tuxedo
Party of Five
I know What You Did Last Summer
I STILL know What You Did Last Summer
Can’t Hardly Wait
This is a collection of movies and shows that would make the normal man run for cover. But I can’t do it from JLH. My god… Dick will always win when she’s on the screen.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saiyng:
Remember when she made a music video?
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My God… that’s like the worst song and video you’ve ever fucking heard and seen, right?
But I bet you watched the whole thing didn’t you?
Don’t listen to Rabbit. Get that No No shit.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
It works. But it takes awhile. And you gotta spend a bit of cash for it.
Ask boel about werewolves.
Werewolves >>>>>>> Vampires
Erry edition.
What was it that boel once said?
What’s a Ventru gonna do against a werewolf? Be all like, “Oh yeah? Well, just wait - imma get oooooolder!”
Pro tip:
I do D&D and/or any of its derivatives, like 7-Up does caffeine.
The benefits of having an encyclopedic memory include access to a veritable treasure trove of Evah Dragonisms, years in the making.
Most of them are about butts.
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Stunt with a stallion…something Italian, or maybe Puerto rican you can catch me in Paris [/diddy]
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Just pre ordered Borderlands 2 in full.
Now I’m enjoying nature’s laxative, a barbeque beef Hot Pocket <3
I did that on amazon earlier today, too.
That, and TTT2.
They tried to link me to DOA, too.
The quote read: “Customers who bought TTT2, also bought DO… LMMFAO. Nah. I ain’t even gonna front that. I’m just fuckin’ with ya.” ~ amazon marketplace
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She moves out due to stress. Worrying about school, money, work, and a relationship was too much for her to handle. Okay, cool, I get that. She had applied to go to a school 2 hours away, which she may have to move to go to. That’d suck if we were together. Got it. Understand.
What she does instead… moves out, signs a 12 month least with two girls she doesn’t know, maxes out her credit card getting a cash advance to pay for her down payment, pet deposit (she took her dog with her), utilities, and whatever else she needs. Drains her bank account too, and she owes me money for utilities here. So she effectively fucked herself to death in that aspect.
So now that school has started she is going to school and working (working less hours now, so has less money and is spending more), which means shes gone for 10+ hours a day while the puppy is locked alone in her room because her roommates don’t want to fuck with her. Dog has never been alone in her life. So she freaks out, tears up the carpet and now she owes MORE money for pet damages, and is under MORE stress because she has to deal with all of this.
She fucking texted me and asked me to take the dog.
Hold up.
Lemme get this straight.
You don’t have the foresight to handle your finances and life, and now I have to cover for you, despite you leaving me to put yourself in a fucked up situation… so… now… its my problem?
Hey Michael Vick, stop being a bitch and love the dog.
DOG HATER. DOG HATER.