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it IS like 1/4 tho lol

thats why I always wrap it up. helps me sleep at night I guess.

Nah.

The hand sanitizer is in the dash of my truck.

And if I take my laptop bag out with me, there is one in the accessories side, stuffed in a hard shell container.

Or my art bag.

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it wasnt entire sho sho. not 50+ hits for sure. if I remember correctly it was first few hits then he was able to mash out of it. sigley is good tho and play top/low tier mix teams.

Yeah. And stupid shit like condoms and no herpes.

This made me laugh so hard that I actually started choking. Totally worth it.

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Why do you have a picture of that one dude from Color Me Badd?

Nothing is wrong with condoms…I mean, I use em sometimes lol. Seriously tho…if you can’t find a herp free broad in NYC…then you suck. You know how many of these NY harlots I smashed? I don’t have the herp…

Hell even if I somehow got it…black Jesus is my boy so I’m sure he would help me out with a esuna. Status effects suck…not that I’d know about such things but yea

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Ben Perkins intervention.

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“Hey guys, rolling dice is totally a good strategy because sometimes you win.”

Good thing im not rolling dice huh??

You’re already fucked if you’re looking to a guy named Black Jesus for white magic. You need a priest. Possibly someone pure. Have you tried Amazing Funbags? Hurry before he gets left behind in a Scared Straight session and loses his virginity.

But if you use EX Roll Dice, you’ll always win.

No, you’re rolling dicks. Be like me. Fuck fat chicks and dick rolls instead.

Thing is…i dont know where to start in courting a fat broad. Should I start getting dessert scented colognes?? Like Strawberry Cheesecake or Snickers?

I heard you can fuck a fat broad in her dimples or rolls and still get off bc of the fat grease marinanting from their body…that true??

The very concept of a woman…even one of especially low quality, like say… “Precious”… even tolerating my presence for any significant portion of time… that’s actually hilarious to me. It wouldn’t really matter what kind of game-plan I enact, or even if I had a deal with Satan, or perhaps a miracle of God on my side. None of them give a shit about me, and none of them ever will, not even for 1 goddamn second, for any reason. I recognized quite awhile ago that there is literally no hope when not one of them will have anything to do with you, for any reason, forever. I doubt other people really know just how that kind of bullshit feels. It’s why there is an unprecedented level of anger and hatred that will continue to fuel my heart and soul forever. When you aren’t even allowed to begin playing the same game that literally everyone else in the world is playing… eventually you’ll stop wasting time on hope and any kind of effort…eventually you start to hate the game itself and all of the participants. It’s why one of my greatest fantasies is to wake up to a world where the rest of the human species is gone.

Oh it’s all SO Crawlin’ in My Skinnnn, sure. Whatever, I had my few slices of pizza and some wings for a dollar tonight, which is enough to put a smile right back on my face.

I’m slippin’ on the push-ups/work out routine though… absolutely nothing was done today. I’m back on that tomorrow though.

Also LOL at Epidemic’s possible Japanese kid. One day you’re gonna get a note, pinned to your bedpost with a kuinai, that reads “You dishonored my mother with your so-called ‘Ahikibara strokes.’ Now you must die.”

Akuma is an 09(maybe more) guy.

He told me so via PM.

he will be playing a dangerous game of koncho for the rest of his life.

Show me…the truth.

-Starhammer-

This… makes me sad.

Genuinely sad.

I hope that you are wrong, man.

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