SRK Lounge: aka Facebook/livejournal for GD ...or you know...not

EA may be one of the shittiest corporations on the planet, but it’s not enough to keep from from wanting to experience the awesomeness of a game like Battlefield 3.

I’m sure there’s some portion of a woman’s brain that, when presented with something whose iron clad logic they cannot eschew away with emotion, forces them into a spiral of nonsense.

$1 is a lot of money, especially when a huge majority of it is going to charity/humble bundle and not EA. While I don’t exactly like EA as a company, they still make some good games here and there. Dead Space 1 is great, Mirror’s Edge was great, the Battlefield: Bad Company games were really fun, and them bringing back NBA Jam was awesome. Shank wasn’t too bad, either.

Their customer service is horrible, though. I feel bad for whoever that guy was who can’t even get his expansion of BF3 to show up. I’m sure it’ll work out for the dude in the end, but goddamn was that representative a Dbag.

So is she out?

EA gives some good dick

Nah. I got a Beta code through King.

lmfao. how you gonna be mad at a twitter account when you are in politics.

Squiggly’s qcf+MP brings int he screen, so zoners can’t zone that effectively anymore, it can also be used to set up some interesting situations involving command throws. Because squiggly can actually check to see if you’re in pre-jump frames and just pop the special and go right into super and it WILL hurt like a mofo.

speaking of thirst

You know what? Fuck it.

I’m willing to like that for honesty, the fact that you’re breaking the rules by merely being here aside.

Just change your AV, and you can be cool from my standpoint to a very slim degree. As in, I come in and haw! at some funny post you make, or :tup: some insightful thing you may be capable of saying and other than that I don’t give a fuck until you prove yourself.

Just change your AV, 'cause I may be a damn dirty thief, but there’s just one thing you don’t steal: another man’s AV.
:tup:

You know in some cultures both in history and even today a fat woman was desirable because it was assumed that she had the money to afford large and luxurious meals. Similar to pale skin because dark skin meant you worked outside thus were poor. Point is your reason for being jelly is silly.

I hate EA but I want to support the Devs not the corporation whoring them out. If I could I would give it straight to them. EA can suck a dick.

Hey, did you guys know that in olden times, being fat and pale was considered a status symbol?

you guys are dickholes for posting 15+ pages in one day.

also it’s come to my attention that Phantom Angel also needs help with his posting/personality. it will be a hard fight, but i will fix him.

nope.

dat RED Camera though…

that chick is hot, but everything else you posted yesterday was awful. don’t worry though, i got your back.

that’s why he’s in my *Berserk *TV show.

There’s also Sean “we need a vaguely English character to kill off” Bean and Matthew “we need a character who will, at any time and for no reason at all, remove his shirt” McConaughey.

Also Michael Cera.

Michael Cera is the one that visually sums up what has happened to the modern male in movies, and just generally speaking. We went from an era where Sly and Arnold were the examples of the “big star”…fast foward to the current era and we have this odd time where the average famous dude looks like a guy that repeatedly would get shoved into lockers in junior high…the guy that would get his books swatted out of his hands randomly by every other type of student back in the day, just for laughs…guys that look like they’ve never even done a single push-up at any point in life. This also seems to be what has happened to men just in general in this society. It is no longer “cool” to be obviously masculine, or be proud of various manly traits.

There was also that sad time earlier in the 2000s where it was suddenly “cool” for guys to wear lots of pink, and if you questioned this you were obviously “insecure” and possibly a closet case for calling out the fact that guys were walking around looking like the goddamn Tooth Fairy minus the wings. I got an odd sense of satisfaction when people tried to defend that girly ass trend too… sheeeit, it doesn’t even matter what you or I think on the matter… in this society, pink is the “girly” color, and that’s that. An abundance of pink(*like more than just the tie) in your outfit should most definitely raise some questions/suspicion about you. That’s just the way it is, and that’s the way it always will be. Super-tight jeans too… yes, you look to be overflowing with gayness when your pants are so tight we can see exactly how much change you have in your pockets. Haha, don’t even pretend that shit is comfortable either, unless you truly have no balls and happen to be toothpick thin. (*the other extreme is pathetic in a different way…pants sagged all off the ass makes you look like a prison bitch.)

*latest random commercial sexpots— those women from the Hydroxycut commercials. OUTSTANDING.

I don’t get why bangs on males are popular again. I blame Bieber.

Damn, don’t y’all dudes sleep?

I have bangs, but that’s because my round Asian face looks like a fucking melon if I don’t have them.
“Nice, to meet you… My name is cantaloupe.”

Well, it’s touching to me, so fuck you, wahhh!

You trying to feel yourself little man? Going to double-perfect me in a game that I scarcely touch anymore? That’s cool, I can feel that… I mean, you’re a little dude, so I guess you need SOMETHING to boost that ego.
And you know what, if you can’t look back at Evo2k7 when you took half a fucking hour to pull off a DP and was telling people that Sagat’s j.lk has 11 frames of invincibility and laugh at yourself, you have some serious growing up to do. It was funny, look back, laugh at it, and move the fuck on. But nah, you instead trying to sound tough over the internet.

YO DOG I LEARNED SUPER TURBO IN 2013 WANA FIGHT ME?!

Wow caught up with about 10 pages of this place…you guys need to step it up for a new thread record!

Damn why you putting pics of @muffdaddy out there like that?? That’s fucked! I love you Muff!!!