Why am I suddenly craving waffles?
Nah. Compared to the chicks that are posted/sought after, I might as well be a troll under the bridge. I’m okay with that. I know one person that loves me regardless. I’d like to say my family, but, they like the point out how fat I’ve gotten to so… 
Fuck, you caught me. :lol:
Because you got high by proximity to such claims.
Just found out those Origin keys double as the multiplayer CD key. FML. @Joshkaz if you haven’t used the Crysis 2 Origin key, please don’t so I can play that shit online. Fuck.
Xice used his MOH key already, but he’s saying he’s going to buy the Humble Bundle tomorrow and will toss me his extra MOH key.
Damn you EA, you sneaky fucking bastards.
Fat is gross
Being fat leads to depression and sadness. And low self esteem.
But you know diet and exercise are real easy to make time for.
Lol
Anyways, nobody likes heffers, except thhe thirsty chubby chasers
Of which there are many
I think there needs to be a “just right” category. Fat and skinny are too extreme.
Me: Who hit you!?
Daughter: That just right girl over there…
Me: Oh! … Oooohh…
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Nope sorry. Go sift through the last Lounge thread bro.
You know what really grinds my gears? People that shit out “Day One” combo videos especially with things like Youtube where any jackass can make stuff up even though it looks like shit. I miss the days of ComboVideos.com, that stuff at least had some time put into it and wasn’t made just to get views. I ain’t even mad that I sold my old TE anymore…I think I just lost getting hype about most FG’s lately. That and GD had a hand in it to.
Truth.
It’s like when I started premature balding…shit I knew it would fuck up my chances with good looking girls but I didn’t bitch or complain about it I just accepted the ladies preferences. I didn’t hide behind"bald pride"or make the girls feel like shit cause they didn’t dig it.
Fat girls though seem to have this problem where they can’t accept their fatness or at the very least the effect it has on men. They wanna call guys shallow and pigs cause they don’t want too many rolls as opposed to just saying"hey it’s not for him". Don’t get me wrong some fat girls got good attitudes but I get tired of those dumb memes about"how boys want bones real men want meat"…bitch meat isn’t 230 at 5’4!
Soooo close to killing the Wraith in Dragon’s Crown a little while ago… I had that bastard down to basically a pixel of health, and then the damn candle thing went out so he was invincible again, and this was the last chance to kill him (or at least the “dream heart”; store-wise it CAN’T be truly killed, apparently, being the Death God and all). It wouldn’t have really counted for anything other than points and a level-up though since I think I already successfully killed him fast enough previously, and thus I already have that particular talisman.
…but how badass is that, man? You get to fight what is apparently Death itself in this legendary game. Even though it’s a new game, this is already firmly cemented in my mind as one of my favorite games of all time.
From CNN and highlighted by the Main Man himself Tom Leykis on his show today: http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/14/pf/cost-children/index.html
It’s sad when people have them wayyyy too early in life, like when you’re still in high school…that means you’ve already started off your life DEEP in the financial hole(heh, “hole”). I remember a broad from junior high that had a baby when she was in 8th grade. As early as 9th or 10th grade, she was already looking old…at least her case was apparently, possibly an accident. The really dumb shit is when it’s clearly and admittedly on purpose. Yes, I knew of a girl that was in 8th grade and had no problem telling people she WANTED to get pregnant as soon as possible…like before she was even close to graduating high school.
*Also, people should remember that shit when they do their usual defense of teens doing stupid things, like “eh they’re just kids…they don’t really know what they’re doing” or “ehhhh you can’t really fault them for that, they’re just kids”. Nope… as with any other category of human beings…some children and teens are smart, another percentage is average, and there’s another part of the group that’s just plain stupid. We don’t like to admit that in this society, but it’s absolute, undeniable truth.
Simon Belmont fought Death Itself over 20 years ago.
With a limp.
And won.
Rock, is he wearing a Bluetooth headset in your avatar?
On the topic of inifinity, haven’t picked it up yet but I gotta be honest I’m not sure what I think about thanos rising.
Feels too dexter and I never took thanos for a stone cold killer…not to mention hawk guy and the spider books are amongst my fav from marvel right now. I’m also gonna give a nod to xmen legacy…legion is a awesome character!
Yoooo. Might have to start reading BP now.
All overweight women need to look up the definition of voluptuous.
team skinny bitches, all day!
Made me realize how boney I was in High School, can’t believe I thought I’d look good being underweight.
Being “just right” is so much better.
niggas in here hating on fat chics again I see…yes id like two extra pieces of turkey to go on my sandwich
also people in here sub-cumming to da thirst of the harlot Nessa…I will resist the temptation of her caramel flesh…
Spoiler
typed with one hand imo…
That is discrimination. Just because I occasionally cry softly in the middle of the night in unseen places…or leave soiled vintage baby clothes in bathtubs or have children wear masks and peer into your windows, does mean I just leave shit lying around.
We all know you fat. 
How creepy is that Famke Janssen incident though? How does she know I’m he’s not still chillin in her shoe closet air ducts or under her bed or some shit? That’s really creepy. Could not sleep in that house after that. :tup:
That’s because Simon Belmont is the fucking man.
I have a “Belmont Street” and “Belmont Cafe” in my town. I don’t go there at night, because it would be a horrible time to have a curse.