SRK Lounge: aka Facebook/livejournal for GD ...or you know...not

[SirMixahLot]

Neesa loses automatically because we have yet to see her ass. Even if Sadquotes is your typical boney asian girl, srkgay will be all over that anyway so this whole contest is invalid. I’d rather see @matriarch hate twerk a nigga to death than this shit.

I technically have a picture up on Facebook of it, but I’m in black yoga pants and laying down. Don’t really think you can see it all that well… Why I didn’t post it.

If you did it would trigger a chain reaction that would bring the servers down.

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Nah. I’m too fat for thirsty niggas. SRK looks down on chubby chasers.

LOL I’ve never seen a post calling you fat.

Two weeks, nigga. You cool and shit, but sit the fuck down.

Do you want to know the truth?

Spoiler

99% of SRK would fuck you regardless.

:tup:

[Hecatom]

And I get criticism for the useless, stupid bullshit I talk about.

That is because your bullshit involves your interests, and no one here has time for that

[drizzt360]

I remember that one broad that use to be around here… A-Chan. Cool chick but she was fuckin’ ugly and every dude here was all up on her jock.

[Warpticon]

The description SRKGD has of women and the women I’ve known in my 34 years of life in a heavily populated area do not seem to match one another.

I can only hope it’s all jokes and most of it ain’t serious.

Mostly it just comes off as bitter “friend-zoned” men.

Saying what I was saying so much more succinctly.

It’s not like a lot of that that women bullshit isn’t valid. Women are people, and thereby they are prone to doing really dumb, contradictory shit. it’s just that when you are THAT mad about it, when you have to bring it up THAT often, it’s like, what are your priorities in life? If I’m shopping for a sports car, i don’t go test drive every minivan in the city and then complain about how slow they are. Unless you plan on dating, fucking, or befriending every single woman out there, at some point the wrong ones need to stop mattering to you so much.

[SuperTroll]

Artist Conceptualizes a Series of AVENGERS Adult ... Eh ... 'Toys'

I want the widow fleshlight.

[Tweleve]

I miss g3nshir0_ threads

I do not recall, exactly, what the topic of derailment was in the thread where I finally caused his hipster pseudo-intellectual internet persona to fracture into a hundred thousand tiny blades of glass, falling into the bitchmade flesh of his delicate emo wrists. Communism, in all probability. What I do know is that after I reduced his vast repository of comebacks based on misconstrued facts, to a pedestrian “Fuck you”, it was all down hill for him until RC finally took pity upon his unhinged psyche, and IP banned him.

I forgot he was more girly looking than lobelia prime

[Manx]

I have absolutely no food in my crib $10 to my name and I need to cook something… Hmmm…

[Sonicabid]

I wish I had a decent PC that could play those games.

But honestly if I did, Steam would probably fucking bankrupt me.

Honestly, you save money on games the second you go PC. No licensing fees, and the cheapest I’ve ever seen a disc-based modern console game was $10 new, $5 used, whereas PC games are typically always sub-$10 after some deals.

I know you’re a dirty pirate when it comes to the Wii, so you could just pirate everything too since you don’t give a shit. Only downside is no multiplayer, which is kind of the best aspects of a lot of games anyway.

Goddamnit I want Crysis 2 and MoH for the multiplayer. Fack.

[Matriarch]

Man, I really believe nickrocks is the only dude here that has not had sexual relations.

I would imagine NickRocks having sex would sound something like this:

[NickRocks]

The description SRKGD has of women and the women I’ve known in my 34 years of life in a heavily populated area do not seem to match one another.

I can only hope it’s all jokes and most of it ain’t serious.

Man, I really believe nickrocks is the only dude here that has not had sexual relations. Every picture posted he says the bitches are ugly plus he eats while takin a shit.

Who knows what kinda other disgusting habits this dude has.

He’s got a kid… I know that for a fact.
But @NickRocks looks like a MvC2 bum.

MvC2 4 lyfe

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[YusukeUrameshi]

I’ve mostly been here in the lounge so I assumed that everybody just kind of made fun of each other as a joke. I haven’t ventured too far out of here so I guess you’re right

[Tweleve]

Man, I really believe nickrocks is the only dude here that has not had sexual relations.

I would imagine NickRocks having sex would sound something like this:

0:27 condom break

[HyperShieldSlash]

Neesa isn’t posting nudes on here, therefore she is ugly.
#infalliblesrklogic

[Warpticon]

[quote=“Matriarch, post:1309, topic:163564”]

Man, I really believe nickrocks is the only dude here that has not had sexual relations.

I would imagine NickRocks having sex would sound something like this:

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I was expecting that to be this

[NickRocks]

[quote=“Matriarch, post:1309, topic:163564”]

Man, I really believe nickrocks is the only dude here that has not had sexual relations.

I would imagine NickRocks having sex would sound something like this:

[/quote]

once again you show you dont know anything

starting 8:26 “open up for now”

[Phantom_Angel]

I have absolutely no food in my crib $10 to my name and I need to cook something… Hmmm…

#TheStruggle

[MARTIAN]

https://www.facebook.com/NickGuy0320?fref=ts

“poop sniffer at The Toilet Store and Hyper Viper Beamer at Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes”

Well, if that’s not just about the best damn occupation I’ve ever heard of…

[angelpalm]

Nickguy looks just as white as I pictured him.

[Kromo]

Matriarch needs to send in the Fap Material for the SRK GD to make it fair.

How would that be fair? I’m not getting anything out of this exchange.

Well, if you would just provide your address you’d be able to get hundreds of gallons of semen, plus the receptacles they come in, tubes, vials, jars, cans etc. Ever heard of recycling? That is money in the bank. And that’s all before all the semen encrusted tube socks and self sealed envelopes.
Think about it, you and your partner would have a veritable smorgasbord of genetic material to choose from. You could be the parent of any GD’s child you want! What’s not to love? You’d be a sucker NOT to do it.

[NickRocks]

Nickguy looks just as white as I pictured him.

we met before, dude. you dont remember?

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