I dont have female friends cause I fucked them all and now I have 12 kids.
A WARNING FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS. DONT. YOULL END UP WITH 12 KIDS LIKE ME
edit: at least it wasn’t a link from funnyjunk? lol
HOLY SHIT at this bundle…
Mirror’s Edge, Burnout Paradise? $1? wow…
Bonus round:
Lol, i only grabbed the 1st shocked gif that google image throw at me 
lol, why does that sound like a lil b verse.
I just pissed off a pusedo-celebrity/model named Diznee on Facebook to the point where she made a indirect status about me. Her tears are so delicious lmao
We need a triple-threat match.
Neesa vs SadQuotes vs Kayane
THIS IS GONNA BE MATCH TO REMEMBER!!!
If Kayane’s involved, I will pay.
Plz link me to your twerk session. Thanks.
You’re a broad right? If not…don’t link me.
I don’t…just don’t see the point like I said. You need FB to keep up with only 26 ppl? Idk…I don’t really care either. Just thought it was funny.
Yeah… but that means I have to install Origin. No thanks.
Wow. Like, 3 fucking pages of “the battle for/against misogyny”.
And I get criticism for the useless, stupid bullshit I talk about.
You heard him, SadQuotes. Link him. It is an unconditional request. There was nothing additional to specify anything else.
Neesa loses automatically because we have yet to see her ass. Even if Sadquotes is your typical boney asian girl, srkgay will be all over that anyway so this whole contest is invalid. I’d rather see @matriarch hate twerk a nigga to death than this shit.
People gonna end up sending Epi shit like
I dont have it to keep up with 26 people…I have it to keep up on games and 3 people.
Its not like I went through a lot to get it going. Took me all of 2 minutes to make an FB account and add some people. Takes me like a minute to look at it from time to time.
edit - motherfuckers here never say what they really mean here. This dude says why have a facebook if you only have 26 friends? I ask him why he thinks its only important to have a fb if you have lots of friends. He says its not but doesnt see the point if you only have 26 friends.
So basically you do think its only important if you have lots of friends on their…
Matriarch needs to send in the Fap Material for the SRK GD to make it fair.
WTF I’m gone for a few hours and over 100 new replies…damn!