SRK Lounge: aka Facebook/livejournal for GD ...or you know...not

Buy a longer dildo. Double head version. I’ve seen them. In videos, not in real life. SMH.

Worst analogy ever. Lolol. You can’t be serious

Goddamn womenz.

Cyan is God tier. Just like Sabin and Shadow, dude can dual-whield two beast weapons not named Atma Weapon/Illumina and consistently hit for 9999 damage. Toss him an offering on top and he becomes Terra/Locke/Celes/Sabin/Shadow tier. I wasn’t a fan of magic users, and yeah strength “caps off” really early on, and Speed is actually the #1 stat to go for.

I hated Samsquanch. Didn’t like him, Strago or Relm at all.

Speed is a broken stat. FF6 is just too easy of a game to go back and take the time to have perfect characters since in the end it doesn’t really matter, all your chars will hit for 9999 while you have 9999 HP. There’s nothing really challenging in the game to make you want to have the best characters possible, pretty much the same can be said for almost every FF game. I hit the point of “broken enough” and am usually pretty happy.

You make a post about not being compared to shit…
Then you ask me if I have IRL friends?
Also, again… sarcasm isn’t what you think it is homie.
Thirsty* for likes? You’re kidding me. The “like” system is as stupid as the “rep” system is. I just click shit because sometimes things don’t need an answer. IDGAF if you click what the fuck ever on my posts. Thirsty for likes? That shit’s cute.

From what I gather that is Neesa at work. This chick man…be like “yo, wanna play some dragons crown neesa?” and she’ll be like, “nah im at home now, I’ll be at work in a couple hours, we can play then.”. lol

Feels good.
There should be a double head version of this

Spoiler

http://images.wikia.com/saintsrow/images/e/e6/Return_to_Steelport_Penetrator_unlocked.png

There needs to be a “classic” srk subforum.
No image or video embeds.
Not viewable from cellphones/mobile browsers.
Animated Avatars.
Rep.
Stealth edits.

That is all I want.

I want to game while I’m at work.
I can get more trophies to boost my ego.

:rofl:

I’m playing right now while I’m at home, so, fuck you. lol

I’ve been trying to spend more time with my BF when I get home from work, so I can stop being a shitty girlfriend that spends more time with you guys than him. Haha.

Rare footage comment of Neesa gaming at home.

Just caught up on 3 pages of you guys bitching about women… The fuck is wrong with this place?

We’re all desperate virgins and misogynistic assholes.

And thanks to @Hecatom for the reminder. We all rapists as well.

See my issue with @hatrededge is that he has all this bottled up anger towards women…Bc of things he’s heard or had seen…but not experienced. To me, you’re not qualified to speak on the matter…especially if you never been in a serious relationship. Anyone who has been in one knows its not something that’s so black & white that you can look though your little viewing globe and form opinions based on that.

As someone who actually has felt the wrath of women (multiple times mind you), I don’t even have a 1/4 of the anger this guy has…and I actually been through a couple shitty situations to atleast warrant it. Main reason I don’t is Bc I KNOW any hardships you face with women is your own doing. I KNOW not all of them are whores, gold-diggers, bitches etc. the reason I KNOW that though is Bc I actually dabbled to know. If I went by Hatreds mantra I would never have entertained any women Bc they’re all evil and out to milk us for everything we got. Based on the intel he has gathered from his viewing glove and pop culture.

BITCH! stay away from my cougars. first thing about being into cougars is we dont discuss cougars. keep that shit on the low low. the thirst those women have.

Ahh SRK putting down women and being assholes since ever. Next we take down countries and cause world wars.

Bitch: ElderGod
Bitchmasterflex: The Martian AKA: “The FAGGOT”

Bitch-i-er guy: hecatombz?

Flags are kinda stupid. It might come up as abuse of the system… but much like on Xbox nobody got time for that. Imagine if I wasted time like ElderGod to flag all of Martian’s posts because he is a wiener. He knows that’s stupid in his head too because he stopped himself after 25 now. This isn’t some pissing contest to see who would do this longer, but probably showing how sad they are to go do this stupid flagging thing.

I think most of us use SRK as stress relief but suckers can’t seem to do that and leave their shit off the forums and come on here all mad, I’m pegging ElderGod in that section for now. He was quite pissy after his gains in the mountains or whatever, so its hard to even talk to that dude even on what he wanted to talk about.

Nobody wants to talk about what Martian wants to talk about. This place may not be for him. Skullgirls forums my man! Or Cammy community I don’t know, maybe they too are about weed farts, doing SRK a lot, British bitches, level up to big hobo dreadlock K-Brad final level SSJ4 (Kindevu got smashed by Haitani though on their pay per view Topanga league). He never follows along to maybe fit in where he can and or improve himself from where he currently stands. Your mom says you’re cool! Sup moms. Play date?

yo, blah blah blah, youtube - “What’s wrong with your posts sofakingwetoddedd lel :tup:” - I’ve seen some long time posters around here with posts that won’t have a linebreak/formatting attempt/capital letter in it. I’m worse than those guys for your attention and this criticism? Maybe they want to improve me or just have the quick joke at my expense that someone else already made so its not even a new joke, but like those unchanging dudes its not really serious. They’re going to deal with it. Stick around long enough through thick and thin and I’m sure you’ll be accepted for what you are. But that laziness is unforgivable, its why you suck at fighting games or at life. You might get beat down but after showing conviction to come back harder and stronger, that’s undoubtedly respected. Or maybe you have ridiculous exchanges with people out there in life that make amazing stories that SRK still talks about

  • or brings up all over again in every crazy story thread. Already seen that Mike Ross. Captioned: “ASS 2 ASS,” take it - you can have the avatar, Yo Fuck Mike Ross!

:tup:

Yes, I used to do this shit… Then I lightened the fuck up. Glad to see I’m not the only one that used to take this shit so damn seriously… Like it was real life or something.

And rapists, don’t forget the rapist part.

That’s how it works on the internet, there’s never a middle ground.

Yes, I fixed my post.

Now, give me the likes I’m so fucking thirsty for.

Middle? How can you have a middle if it’s all one sided? There’s more to the internet than SRK GD?