Come to think about it, every convention of any kind i ever went to ended with weird female-related shenanigans.
First one I ended up getting locked in a hotel room with two girls and tickled for an hour+. Then when I finally got out, I ended up pinning one’s arms behind her back and guiding her around so she would keep her hands off me (i can never describe to you in words you would understand just how much I loathe being tickled). In retrospect, that must have looked really…interesting to onlookers.
Naturally, after the con and when we were hundreds of miles apart she decided to mention that the position her arms were in meant she could feel my cock and it turned her on.
Also she had blonde curly hair and her name was Karin (yes, spelled that way, and pronounced that way).
naturally I never saw her again.
At another I was told by a girl I knew that, if we were ever together and she was bored plus single, she’d give me a blowjob.
Another year there was this really cute girl dressed up as Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth playing DDR. not a lot happened outside of some small talk and being flashed accidental upskirts because she always seemed to be sitting facing me no matter where she was, like she had a homing vagina or something. the next year I saw her again, and in the weirdest coincidence, she just happened to be wearing the exact same shoes I was, just in a women’s size (and she was pretty petite so they were like half the size of mine). Then she randomly sat on my lap and started chatting to me while comparing her foot size to me and such. My friends were all, hey, who was that girl, you got a hookup this weekend? etc. Naturally, she was like 16.
Then there were the various strip club adventures…
The girls in school that did track, vball, soccer etc usually stay in shape after graduating. All the girls I remember strolling and gossipping at the end of the line during the PE mile runs let it all go as adults.
I never got NRS wierd stiff fighting animations. They always looked so weird to me. Watch super man punch in injustice it’s like he’s just flailing aroud instead of fighting…
Dumb bastard. That should have read “I ended up getting locked in a hotel room with two girls and tickled for a few minutes until I whipped out my Anaconda(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118615/) and from there I proceeded to have a wild threesome where the only tickling involved from that point on involved my johnson and whichever one of the chicks random holes was closest to me depending on the position I was in AT THAT TIME.”
sadly, some of the finest girls i went to school were into athletics. One girl has one of the tightest, roundest, juiciest asses I have ever seen even to this date, and she played basketball and was on drill team pretty much throughout junior high and high school. next time I saw her after graduating, she was pretty much round and juicy everywhere, but not so much tight. ditto another girl i knew who was basically on every team there was: ran track, played volleyball and basketball, had chun li thighs and big boobs, and was tomboyish, yet wore dresses and skirts fairly frequently and was always conveniently sitting across from me in classes, so her panties might as well have been my textbook. high school over, inflation kicks in. oddly enough, one girl who actually blatantly hit on me enough that i realized it (I cannot understate how naive/oblivious I was back in school) actually stayed pretty tight well into adulthood, but i don’t remember her doing anything major back then except playing in band.
well, that certainly would have been a possibility in the case of one of the girls if I had pursued it. I’m not really trying to get down like that, though, and even less so back then.