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[NickRocks]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

[Kromo]

Personally, I find its kind of weird to compare your penis to a mushy bowl of cereal.

I would go so far as to put it on my list of things you SHOULDN’T compare it to, along with dead cats, rotting fruit, disabled children, “hungry man” tv dinners,obscure comic books and collectable miniatures.
Acceptable things: Airliners, architecturally interesting buildings, major league sports, attractive children, classical paintings, holidays, famous people and giant robots.

IE: "Im not saying my penis is huge, but people call it 747 because it is SO FLY"
Or, “I’m not saying my penis is miraculous, but people call it Easter because it brings dead people back to life”

[Phantom_Angel]

Personally, I find its kind of weird to compare your penis to a mushy bowl of cereal.

I would go so far as to put it on my list of things you SHOULDN’T compare it to, along with dead cats, rotting fruit, disabled children, “hungry man” tv dinners,obscure comic books and collectable miniatures.
Acceptable things: Airliners, architecturally interesting buildings, major league sports, attractive children, classical paintings, holidays, famous people and giant robots.

You left out drugs…

[YusukeUrameshi]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

[Phantom_Angel]

and they cut up your mouth.

dat frailty

Frosted Flakes are shit

I’m not saying @rockbogart has taste cancer but…all this niggas food from the grocery store says presidents choice.

Never heard of it. Is that the name of products at the gas station where you do your weekly shopping?

Ill have you know I get my grocerys at whole foods and public nigga!

Bro-inlaw…you know I’m just playing. We still on for thanksgiving right? Ill bring the macaroni salad.

Bet if Epi finds out Rock’s sis won’t be there he’ll 180 and be like something came up I’m busy.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f113/TyroneG_2007/image_zpsb9471afb.jpg

[ElderGOD]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

We really need a WTF button.

[Kromo]

Personally, I find its kind of weird to compare your penis to a mushy bowl of cereal.

I would go so far as to put it on my list of things you SHOULDN’T compare it to, along with dead cats, rotting fruit, disabled children, “hungry man” tv dinners,obscure comic books and collectable miniatures.
Acceptable things: Airliners, architecturally interesting buildings, major league sports, attractive children, classical paintings, holidays, famous people and giant robots.

You left out drugs…

Can go either way
I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy, but girls call me heroine because I’m so addictive…and I have a needle dick.

“I’m not saying I get a lot of ass, but people call me weed because I’m affordable…and they aren’t old enough to buy liquor”

etc etc call me lsd because its a trip/paper thin

[Lantis]

LOL

[mIRC]

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock is like a bowl of frosted flakes that’s been sitting for an hour. MAD SOGGY!

Most disgusting post on SRK since I’ve been here. God damn. Magnetix threads aren’t even this disturbing. And it was a double post too.

You don’t like frosted flakes? That’s pretty un-American son…

Frosted flakes are nasty. Way too sweet and they cut up your mouth.

…

Do you have a sensitive toddler mouth nigga? Wtf…man up.

Not worthy of rockb’s sis with such a frail mouth game!

My hands are soft too. While everyone in your hood calls you Blistex because every chick you kiss ends up with open sores and bleeding gums, I’ll be giving RockB’s sis that smooth and firm foreplay message. Then finishing her off with a mouth unmarred by the harsh realities of eating awful cereal.

Speaking of mouths. How many of you can truly say you’ve never had a cavity? raises hand

[YusukeUrameshi]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

We really need a WTF button.

This thread. Well.... Looks like this guy wont be attending tournaments any time soon

Sherrys attractiveness, and dudes kept talking about how they would fuck trannies.

That being said. It was a glorious thread. The shit there was hilarious.

[Joshkaz]

The good ole’ Captain has never fucked my mouth up.

[angelpalm]

Lol I got like 20 cavities and still have a perfect smile lol.

[Hatred_Edge]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

We really need a WTF button.

This thread. Well.... Looks like this guy wont be attending tournaments any time soon

Sherrys attractiveness, and dudes kept talking about how they would fuck trannies.

That being said. It was a glorious thread. The shit there was hilarious.

Some gender jumpers call really pull off some shit. Better watch out, they’re stepping their game up. @Phantom Angel

[Neesa]

This is Rock’s USB stick, ain’t it?

[Sonicabid]

Lol I got like 20 cavities and still have a perfect smile lol.

Yeah it won’t be for much longer.

[The_Epidemic]

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock is like a bowl of frosted flakes that’s been sitting for an hour. MAD SOGGY!

Most disgusting post on SRK since I’ve been here. God damn. Magnetix threads aren’t even this disturbing. And it was a double post too.

You don’t like frosted flakes? That’s pretty un-American son…

Frosted flakes are nasty. Way too sweet and they cut up your mouth.

…

Do you have a sensitive toddler mouth nigga? Wtf…man up.

Not worthy of rockb’s sis with such a frail mouth game!

My hands are soft too. While everyone in your hood calls you Blistex because every chick you kiss ends up with open sores and bleeding gums, I’ll be giving RockB’s sis that smooth and firm foreplay message. Then finishing her off with a mouth unmarred by the harsh realities of eating awful cereal.

Speaking of mouths. How many of you can truly say you’ve never had a cavity? raises hand

Wait you’ve NEVER had a cavity? Not one? Lies. Either that it you had a shitty childhood. If you’re around my age then you grew up in the days where everything had mad sugar. Cereal wasn’t whole grain.

Back to rockb’s sis tho…nah nigga. She don’t watch your soft sweaty palms on her nigga. She wants man hands. She wants to feel my callouses rubbing against her angelic skin. The hands of a man who has actually worked out and worked for a living…not some frail sweaty prince hands. She wants to feel secure…and in my grip she will achieve this.

[Phantom_Angel]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

We really need a WTF button.

This thread. Well.... Looks like this guy wont be attending tournaments any time soon

Sherrys attractiveness, and dudes kept talking about how they would fuck trannies.

That being said. It was a glorious thread. The shit there was hilarious.

Some gender jumpers call really pull off some shit. Better watch out, they’re stepping their game up. @Phantom Angel

Fuck that… I’m not taking all those flags. A nigga’s tryna get to 5 stars up in this bitch.

[ElderGOD]

This debate between Epi and Mirc has got to end.

I propose that RockB gets his sis an SRK account to settle this.

[Hatred_Edge]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

We really need a WTF button.

This thread. Well.... Looks like this guy wont be attending tournaments any time soon

Sherrys attractiveness, and dudes kept talking about how they would fuck trannies.

That being said. It was a glorious thread. The shit there was hilarious.

Some gender jumpers call really pull off some shit. Better watch out, they’re stepping their game up. @Phantom Angel

Nah, I don’t think so

Spoiler

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f113/TyroneG_2007/image_zps8d220243.jpg

Haha

vomits

[Phantom_Angel]

"Not enough legs, wouldnt bang " - Martian

From what I was seeing in that one thread where people were talking about Sherry’s attractiveness, some cats in here would be like “Doesn’t have a penis, wouldn’t bang.”

We really need a WTF button.

This thread. Well.... Looks like this guy wont be attending tournaments any time soon

Sherrys attractiveness, and dudes kept talking about how they would fuck trannies.

That being said. It was a glorious thread. The shit there was hilarious.

Some gender jumpers call really pull off some shit. Better watch out, they’re stepping their game up. @Phantom Angel

Nah, I don’t think so

Spoiler

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f113/TyroneG_2007/image_zps8d220243.jpg

Haha

vomits

Those were my thoughts when I first saw that… My girl has a horrible habit of sending me things I have no business looking at.