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ThePurpleBunny · 2013-08-19T04:35:58.000Z

Banana and Green Apple anything > *

This includes jelly beans, jolly ranchers, and sodas.

Hatred_Edge · 2013-08-19T04:36:15.000Z

Sonicabid:

Banana and Coconut flavored candies/anything are fucking disgusting.

Who even came up with the idea? Banana anything that’s not an actual banana or a Strawberry/Banana smooties(latin people love this apparently? And really popular with chicks) taste like crap.

ElderGOD · 2013-08-19T04:37:23.000Z

I like Strawberry smoothies more than Strawberry/Banana smoothies as long as they’re not too sweet.

Phantom_Angel · 2013-08-19T04:37:41.000Z

Bananas themselves are good (pause), but anything flavored by them are travesties.

Anything strawberry, cherry, or grape-flavored is amazing.

The_Epidemic · 2013-08-19T04:42:30.000Z

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock is like a bowl of frosted flakes that’s been sitting for an hour. MAD SOGGY!

Sonicabid · 2013-08-19T04:44:04.000Z

Rule of thumb: red-colored candies are almost always good.

ElderGOD:

Hatred_Edge:

SuperTroll:

ElderGod needs a good raping too, preferably from kayo police for all this flagging.

Will you watch? Instagram it and Tweet?

We’ll be watching him get slapped by Kayo like Daigo at 44 seconds to 52 seconds except on loop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AhvYfHP2YI

I really liked the 3D sprites from Rival Schools and the EX games. They animated really nicely, too. It’s weird how much better graphics and textures are overall these days, yet animation has taken a step back and reverted to some Robot-equivalent shit for the most part. There are still some beautifully animated 3D games(character action games, for one) but overall, it’s usually pretty ass compared to the PS1 or even PS2 days.

The_Epidemic · 2013-08-19T04:46:31.000Z

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock stay so wet that it’s starting to look like Abe vigoda’s face.

Louiscipher · 2013-08-19T04:46:32.000Z

SWBeta:

Looking at Sonicabid’s av… I just realized.

Is that dad from Malcolm in the Middle that Eisenberg dude from… Breaking Bad, was it? Or Mad Men?

I don’t watch TV. Please don’t smite meh

http://www.chatslang.com/images/shortcuts/twitch/admins/biblethump.png

He also always plays as a president or general in movies.

SuperTroll · 2013-08-19T04:46:48.000Z

Sonicabid:

Sugar-coated watermelon candies are pretty God tier.

I’ve been watching the Twin Perfect Silent Hill game reviews. Shit is hilariously entertaining. They got shit for taking a long time to a review a game, and their response was: “Who do you think we are, IGN? We’re supposed to throw a 4-minute review together and slap a random number out of 10 at the end?”

I wish we could have similar reviews for the final fantasy games and devil may cry.

pedoviejo · 2013-08-19T04:47:26.000Z

NickRocks:

pedoviejo:

Lol

the idea that you can be a straight male and supposedly hate women is really stupid. Just look at million,

so I go do.a delivery, work in Compton so…

as I’m pulling out of the drive way this older black man in a wheel chair tells out excuse me can you help.

I tell him what do you need help with?

as the dude had a mental break down of some sort because he starts rambling about how I’m such a good person. so I tell him thank you I guess, what is it you need. he then starts crying saying how nobody has ever treatef him this well and that I’m the best friend he has ever had.

at this point I’m worried because this dude is crying and being hysterical so I figure I need to be careful in what I say and how I say it.

he then starts talking about how he lost his legs in an accident, and if I could be kind enough to give him.a dollar.

Now this is where it gets weird.

I’m not quite in the street but in between the sidewalk and see this girl coming this way. she sees me and smiles, I.smile back just to be nice and then move the car back a.but because I don’t want to get a ticket. this old man its still rambling.about how nice I am, and says can I have one more dollar. at this point I think to myself nah. no mas for you.

I tell him no and then the same girl says

hey baby you lost? I’m like wtf??? And tell her no I’m good thank you. she then bends over more and pulls on her dress so she can badge her toys more and I’m like ah shit this is not happening right now…

she asks me,“are you looking for a place or something in particular honey”. at the same time pulling on her dress more…

im rather annoyed because I told her I wasnt lost, why the.fuck.are you asking me if I’m looking for a place after telling you I’m lost. but I guess she didn’t want to be upfront about wanting to fuck. so I tell her no, I actually work here so yeah I have to go.

And this old man gets closer to the car and starts begging for another dollar. Now I’m worried that this dude is going to scratch my car, and if he does I would lose my shit. you don’t fuck with a man’s car man. that shit is not cool, no matter how big a piece of shit the car is. fucking foul.

so this woman then tells me, “well if you. are ever looking for a good time babe, just go down the street and look for me. i really would like to have some fun with you…”

so at this point I’m literally fucking lost, call 9/11 and contact the lost and found squad because on one side I got a dude crying and on the other side a prostitute is trying to get me to fuck her…

I get stuck for a quick second because I’m full of fuck. one side is praising me about being an agent of god, and this hoe wants me to most likely pay go give her D.

in the.span of a second she stands up and yells.at the old er black fellow to fuck of.

at that moment I’m just gonna fucking wave dash out of there. so I tell the.dude sorry man no dollar for you I’m out and good luck man.

And look at the hoe, smile and fucking drive out of there.

not fucking it man not fucking it…

Was she hot

she wasn’t bad but not hot neither.

Hatred_Edge · 2013-08-19T04:48:16.000Z

The_Epidemic:

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock is like a bowl of frosted flakes that’s been sitting for an hour. MAD SOGGY!

Most disgusting post on SRK since I’ve been here. God damn. Magnetix threads aren’t even this disturbing. And it was a double post too.

The_Epidemic · 2013-08-19T04:51:10.000Z

Hatred_Edge:

The_Epidemic:

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock is like a bowl of frosted flakes that’s been sitting for an hour. MAD SOGGY!

Most disgusting post on SRK since I’ve been here. God damn. Magnetix threads aren’t even this disturbing. And it was a double post too.

You don’t like frosted flakes? That’s pretty un-American son…

goodm0urning · 2013-08-19T04:51:44.000Z

Neesa:

Nesquik Cookies & Creme > *

Wish they never discontinued that. :sad:

I need to get some tarp to put on my floor so I can paint without fear of our deposit going out the window cause I got red oil paint on the carpet.

One time, I spilled red Kool Aid on the white sofa of the person I was subletting an apartment from.

Before the liquid even hit the cloth, I already knew how funny it would be in retrospect.

ElderGOD:

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2134980/81964223.gif

Dude needs to learn how to read and smang at the same time.

mIRC:

Gross. Several gross pages. The worst part is it basically all started from goody’s unoriginal rewritten tumblr post. Got multiple likes/agrees too!

Hey guys, if you want to get a girl just sit around. It’ll happen eventually! All you have to do is talk to women like people (lol dat hyperbole because we never treat women like people AMIRIET?) and soon enough one will spontaneously suck your dick. What’s that? Nine out of ten women never ask a guy out on a date? Oh, don’t worry about that. That’s lies of the patriarchy. No guy ever has to put himself out there for rejection. He doesn’t have to dance the dance and gauging when it’s OK to pull off the first kiss or any of that other bullshit. Oh, and none of this could possibly be misconstrued as “entitlement.”

Do all of this and you’ll be dating other forum members in no time!

If the shoe fits, you pathetic dweeb.

ElderGOD:

Batman Beyond was godlike. Shits on most cartoons nowadays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsvQNt2bIE

ElderGod and I are going to get ahold of a pair of fusion potara.

You don’t know good taste in cartoons until you’ve talked to ElderGood.

Sonicabid · 2013-08-19T04:53:15.000Z

SWBeta:

Looking at Sonicabid’s av… I just realized.

Is that dad from Malcolm in the Middle that Eisenberg dude from… Breaking Bad, was it? Or Mad Men?

I don’t watch TV. Please don’t smite meh

http://www.chatslang.com/images/shortcuts/twitch/admins/biblethump.png

What the fuck?

You need to stop playing so many wack-ass MMO’s and jerking off to hentai and watch some quality TV shows. Just torrent/stream that shit, Always Sunny in Philly is the second coming of Christ, Mohammad, or whatever goddamn religious prophet you believe in/pray to(yeah, I’m not even talking about Breaking Bad.)

http://i.minus.com/in5KyZpUH35mD.gif

NickRocks · 2013-08-19T04:53:16.000Z

You can tell she threw herself off the bed.

Its not as funny when you know that they are playing along

Hecatom · 2013-08-19T04:54:16.000Z

Sonicabid:

Rule of thumb: red-colored candies are almost always good.

ElderGOD:

Hatred_Edge:

SuperTroll:

ElderGod needs a good raping too, preferably from kayo police for all this flagging.

Will you watch? Instagram it and Tweet?

We’ll be watching him get slapped by Kayo like Daigo at 44 seconds to 52 seconds except on loop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AhvYfHP2YI

I really liked the 3D sprites from Rival Schools and the EX games. They animated really nicely, too. It’s weird how much better graphics and textures are overall these days, yet animation has taken a step back and reverted to some Robot-equivalent shit for the most part. There are still some beautifully animated 3D games(character action games, for one) but overall, it’s usually pretty ass compared to the PS1 or even PS2 days.

I blame all those faggots like NT and other western studios who love to mocap everything, smh

mIRC · 2013-08-19T04:55:28.000Z

The_Epidemic:

Hatred_Edge:

The_Epidemic:

I’m not saying I get a lot of pussy but…my cock is like a bowl of frosted flakes that’s been sitting for an hour. MAD SOGGY!

Most disgusting post on SRK since I’ve been here. God damn. Magnetix threads aren’t even this disturbing. And it was a double post too.

You don’t like frosted flakes? That’s pretty un-American son…

Frosted flakes are nasty. Way too sweet and they cut up your mouth.

Louiscipher · 2013-08-19T04:56:25.000Z

Frosted Flakes are fine. But Captain Crunch is fucking evil.

The_Epidemic · 2013-08-19T04:56:26.000Z

RockBogart:

Frosted Flakes are shit

I’m not saying @rockbogart has taste cancer but…all this niggas food from the grocery store says presidents choice.

SuperTroll · 2013-08-19T04:57:33.000Z

Thread needs more spiders.

http://i.imgbox.com/adsoW9Ma