Burn the entire fucking house down, and just start over.
That’s the Huntsman Spider from Australia, apparently. I think that pic was taken in a hotel room. One more place to add to the list of places I never want to go to… ‘Cause I motherfuckin’ hate spiders.
I would smoosh the huge one and bathe in her goo. Naturaly this would give me control over the smaller ones.
burn the whole house
Don’t those things carry the babies on their backs? If so, that would be a very bad idea.
@The Martian, come get your kids, bruh lol
i saw something recently of someone in thailand and had a big ass spider in his hotel room. im like see, you watch these reality shows about eating food, touring around, walking through the jungle and its always great, but they dont tell you the hotel rooms with spiders and roaches and terrible weather stripping, the poisonous snake someone almost stepped on that woulda likely killed him, etc…
i aint fuckin with no nature too much. i like a good hike in certain places, but i aint finna be cruising around anyones bayous, walking in the desert for no reason where not a lot of people go and there are snakes, going through a rainforest IN SHORTS. i never understood where i see these fools going through the forest in shorts and short sleeves and shit. lol
i dont know, call me paranoid, i dont give a fuck. i just aint finna be all up in natures ass knowing how fray i am to it. gimme logans powers, a super suit, or unbreakable skin, etc… then we can talk. other then that, i will walk well populated paths and keep it moving. i aint pressed. lol
lmfao final season of how i met your mother. the kids apparently are ready.
i would make it watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory and watch the spider and it’s babies politely leave the house.
Kill it and eat it to establish my dominance over it.
Like a good neighbor State Farm is ther~NAW FUCKIN NAW NIGGA FUCK YO HOUSE messatsu
As much as I hate naruto the " The Jonas Brothers" of anime I agree. Pein, Lee, Shikamaru and Darui are actually cool it just sucks their in that show…
Yooooo…! Wtf? I go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and what do I see right in front of me?
Karma’s a bitch.
Shut up pussy, it’s safe to step on it now the babies have hatched.
…I would burn that place down.
You can’t expect me to be in a place like that and expect rational decision-making and the opposite of chaos incarnate.
Spoiler
The address number is “420”. Heaven with no mercy.
EA isn’t being generous. They get to write it off as a tax exemption 
That’s pretty much how I envision Heaven.
idk I kinda like Anime Race Bannon the way he is. You gotta work with him.
Since we are discussing giant spiders…
AND the store’s address is 420
Do they have battletoads tho?