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People say that porn is bad, but I argue that Facebook is 1000x’s worse for society. You can fap to as much porn as you want and at some point you’re going to want some pussy. Yeah, you may have screwed yourself over and can’t perform/get nervous whatever, but at least you’ve still gotten to the first step, hornyness for a real live woman. it WILL happen it’s inevitable and there’s (currently) no porn out there that’s going to replace that for even the most vapid of forever alones.

But Facebook. It offers up a bunch of fake relationships, in fact perhaps the very antithesis of porn. Just like how the porn world has various sub-genres like artistic nude modellng, softcore and hardcore, etc; Facebook is the hardest of the hardcore social mind fuck media. Long distance pen pals/letter writing are like porno mags, somewhat romantic, archaic oddities; the people that utilize them are often considered creepy or strange if not simply old-fashioned. Email and texting are like the pay-per-view channels for your cable subscription or at a hotel. You don’t use them anymore unless you’re desperate. Facebook, Instagram and all that shit is a gangbang bukakke session for the ego. It’s all there, self-reaffirmation, braggin, hating, loving, the spotlight, the outcasts - everything. It’s everything women want from a relationship all glued together like those hardcore sites that let you sign up once and access the entire line up of fetishes. Girls with hairy beavers? We got it. Somewhere to show off all the useless and overpriced shit you just charged to your boyfriend’s Visa? We got it.

It’s the same thing as porn, but worse because porn, aside from being highly questionable entertainment, makes a guy (and girls too I suppose) want to go out and get laid. And sure, my desire to go out and bullshit around in order to to get into some chicks pants wanes really quickly after I’ve had some Brazzer’s time, but it’s only temporary. And no amount of porn is gonna replace women for me until they wrap it around an affordable and realistic robot that won’t rip my dick off. That social media shit, though. It’s a real problem. It lets guys go tell attractive women that they are in fact attractive (something that they very much already knew and did not need to be reaffirmed, and in fact may have even been dangerous to do so) and there’s nothing to stop them except other assholes who are just about to post the same thing.

But my porn is free. There’s no one taking my money. I’m not going out on no date. I’m not waiting two days to call. I’m not fake smiling at her friends. I’m not trying to keep the fact that I know so many porn stars by name a secret. I’m just having a wank and learning some good fucking techniques to employ once I burst down the 10 layers of bullshit that has been built up around these girls by other guys on Facebook. They need to fap to some good porn.
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ah, dammit… Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant, apparently. Well, so much for that one…Game Over, man Game Over. I doubt she will bounce back to her former glory.

It’s one of a few reasons why I’d never do it if I were a female hot celeb… for most women, it destroys that beautiful body, and it seems quite difficult for them to go back to being hot…and for what, 9 months of MISERY, followed up by this constant financially, emotionally-draining, often destructive little monster called a “child” running around? …AND it looks to be one of the most painful experiences ever when it comes out? Nah, I’ll definitely pass on that deal. Where is the upside? Haha, I’m not seeing the positives there…especially for a celebrity that’s already financially well-off. (*of course one sees the upside if it’s the average golddigger trying to trap a professional athlete, thus ascending to a higher standard of living AND reality tv show opportunities which translate into new-found celeb status + more money…for that category of women it makes sense since the kid is their golden ticket.)

um, i love jennifer love huge tits, but good riddance. she is a nutbag obsessed with marriage so much she brought her own fucking ring and is just waiting, and getting pregnant was also a part of that insanity.

let that crazy biatch begone. someone was finally insane enough to not pull out, or maybe shes changed her crazy ways, but thats not likely.

http://www.hdwallpapers3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/green-with-envy-jennifer-love-hewitt-10456361-800-1162.jpg

Her tits are going to be massive. NOAA needs to put out an alert because they may throw The Earth off it’s poles by at least a degree. :tup:

This is why I don’t let my guard down no matter how good the woman looks or how much I would exhaust myself in pleasure using her body.

She’ll bounce back. What the state of her mind might be… that’s another question.

JLH will recover usually for two reasons. White females actually LIKE the gym…they don’t just go. The other is Bc white Hollywood doesn’t do fat…

She already got fat once, remember? Dat asssssss… :tup:

I’d also like to point at that I would ravage any of JLH’s forms. You never know some broads actually look better after pregnancy.

I was gonna “awwwwww” when I saw my student cradling a puppy during our beach outing.

Then I remembered he’s Korean…

Bear in mind, Filipinos eat that shit too. No dog is safe in any Azn country.

Yep, we went up to Baguio one time and in a nearby mountain stopover, it was the special at some small resto. D:

Day the Earth Stood Still is on… GORT is one of the greatest movie “monsters” of all time. Only the smaller alien was ever capable of stopping it in either version of the film. The world’s combined military force would not have been enough to even come close. That’s realistically what the deal is if a hostile alien entity shows up here…the human race would be SO done, and our only hope would be the aliens stopping themselves or showing mercy… or some lucky bullshit like they happen to be “infected” and die from our world’s oxygen or something like that. (*though with a highly advanced, intelligent species showing up to another world…you’d think they would already have calculated whether or not the natural atmosphere is going to be a problem for them, and they would prepare accordingly.)

What’s this BS about XBL allowing funds to expire after 2015?

I’m leaving this here… it’s…
different.

Those signers go in.

that signer looked like she was throwin up all kinds of gang signs

Your Welcome.

Sooooo many drunk fat girls!!! :tup:

Why Manx? :shake:

Fat girls don’t need love, they need cardio.

I just think it’s funny to bait fat chicks into getting drunk with ice cream.