I remember in Elementary school they tried to run bagged milk on us for year or so. It didn’t work out haha, nobody could figure out where your straw went.
wait dogs can have high blood pressure? lol.
Damned, I don’t really frequent the lounge thread(s) anymore, so notify/pm me whenever you unleash the Disneypocalypse™
White people must believe dogs and babies are one in the same.
But I do know this white guy in Manhattan who walks with no leash on his dog. He tells him to sit while he goes into Starbucks. While he was eating inside some lady sat down on the bench and petted it for like 30 minutes. Dude walked out, didn’t even look at it, whistled and it left the bitch and followed him home. That Viking nigga is the Beastmaster I swear.
outside of the scientific community, there’s no reason for the US to ever switch to metric, really. the “oh americans are just too [insert adjective here] to change” argument fails once you realize how many country-specific (or even industry specific) units of measurement there are.
lol Syke, step up your train your dog game.
My dog does that but I’m not trying to get hit with leash laws. Actually, it’s probably less about training and more about your dog sticking with what is familiar. I barely let my dog leave the home and I hardly trained him. He knows sit, stay, lay down, come here, and shut the fuck up. I guess he knows what I mean if I ask him if he wants to go outside or does he need to use the bathroom too.
My dog is stupid as hell. She barely passed dog school. D’s GET DOGREES.
She is also extra hyper and the vet was like “it’s cool, she is young and it’s good that she can juts sit and laydown”
Dogs aren’t allowed in my building. Which sucks because I could’ve gotten a wolf breed. Once I’m done with school though, I’m definitely looking for either a Malamute or most likely a Cardigan Welsh Corgi.
I fucking hate eastern Canada.
They give us all those stupid stereotypes like all canucks sounding like newfies or fucking bagged milk.
Even Ontarians sound different.
East gives us westerners a bad name.
Never associate me with their wackiness.
Canada =/= Eastern Canada
But all the cool kids are in T Dot.
Also the Karelian Bear Dog is pretty boss.
I go on and on to people on mumble about how awesome it would be to own a domestic lion or hyena. That would be so badass. It doesn’t help that I keep seeing zoo videos of trainers harmlessly playing with lions.
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I WANT A LION SO BAD.
Ya the cool kids that speak french as a second language and drink bagged milk.
lol my godfather trained his dog to open the sliding door when she wants to go to the bathroom. theirs a rag tied to the handle and he pulls it open. i was like wtf?!
My first two dogs could do that. They also learned how to open gates by themselves so we had to put pins in the thingamabobsie.
Those two dogs definitely wouldn’t stay put if you told them to though. Especially out in the street. The first one go hit by a car because my stupid sister opened the front door and let her run out. She didn’t die from it but she had scars on her elbows for the rest of her life.
Yea so i’m on my way to work. Day starts off normal…i go to get my tea i always get to wake me up in the morning. I then notice theres a crazy looking bum in the mall…now im thinkn to myself (this nigga know damn well he dont need to be in the mall) but then, im guessing, bc its hot outside he wanted to come in and get that fresh ventilation. So anyway, i order my tea and im still watchin the bum from the corner of my eye (bc i need to know where crazy ppl are at all times) and he makes his way to brookstone. He then comes out there store…looks around for like 2 minutes, then proceeds to pull his pants down(no drawers) and posed mad homo-like for like 10 secs. It was probably the funniest thing ive seen in a while…especially bc all the older white women were panicking and coming behind me like i was going to save them from this crazy nigga.
These broads made me call security and im over here trying to hold in my laughter while calling them. Shit was just so random…like why did this dude pull his pants down?? At first i thought he was gonna piss in the middle of the mall. Then the cops came and questioned me on what happened…i was like, i mean…dude came into the mall…pulled his paqnts outs and started posing. Idk what else to tell you guys.
Get that cougar paper Ep.
Lol at a bum Vogue-ing in the mall
lol my friends dogs are funny, they’d pull some serious brother sister type antics. while your eating dinner, one dog would come up to distract you, be all cute or whiny, while the other dog sneaks up from behind to steal your food lol.
(Heh, that “Finish Me” contest picked a horrible name.)
Ugh. Even though I apparently only missed like 1,200 posts, getting through them took literally twice as long as it should have due to how slow this fucking computer was (again). Sigh. I don’t need this shit right now.
Perhaps I’ll just have to let it rest considering I’ve been working on it for more than a week straight and I think it’s been on for most of that time. And it’s certainly going to take time to get rid of this stupid facial hair that I’ve amassed in the past two weeks, so that’s something to do while the computer is off.
However, given that I just want to get this over with, I’ll bore everyone with my (non-) exploits from the past two weeks later when I haven’t been awake for more than 24 hours…
Fixed.
Also, ha! Joke’s on you, motherfucker. I’ll just use spoilers for everything by person because I’m a masochist like that.
SoVi3t
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…For some reason (perhaps to have the outrageous statement “work”), all I’m taking away from this is that Valaris’s (super) ex-girlfriends gave him the angryliberal treatment, which…I could have gone without knowing. Thanks.
(That or are you would let Valaris fuck you, which is definitely…amusing even in jest.)
That ingenious plan would involve actually going into a Walmart, though, which is pretty much a no-go. Even I don’t have that little pride.
Also, you work(ed) at Walmart? That explains quite a bit.
I don’t see what you’re so bummed about. Pretty no one ever manages to create destructive waves powered by pure sin. It’s pretty rare given how much dark chi you have to manipulate.
If it were an easy feat, then do you honestly think that the humanity would still exist with people like Million, who would destroy the world with his Lust Power that’s over 9000 purely for kicks, and worse around? Think for a bit.
Now, sine waves are pretty easy to learn. The same goes for cosine waves. 2D graphing in mathematics was actually oddly fun despite my inability to draw straight lines and general dislike of geometry.
3D–or pseudo-3D given it was on paper–graphing, on the other hand, can go fuck itself…
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Heh. Did you know of this movie beforehand? It sounds vaguely familiar and the likeliest place I would have heard of it would have to be SRK (unless I just randomly blundered on IMDB).[/details]
odin
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Haha, true. …I miss Noshiko and akumachan.
As bitter as I am, surprisingly I think the only ones I fall under are 23, minus the people to play with (sigh), and maybe 13, though I’m apparently more open to newer (fighting) games than a lot of other people if SRK and Youtube are any accurate indications.[/details]
just_prime
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…Please allow me to assist you in this endeavor should you ever find out. Relatedly, we would need to also find out the names of whomever purchased these things and didn’t return them…[/details]
shatterstar
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“Went that far”? The comic came WAY before the cartoon of Static Shock as Rhio2K will gladly tell you–I was honestly expecting him to pop up as soon as you brought this up since he’s pretty…spirited about Static Shock (the comics), but alas he didn’t.
But, yeah, Richie in the comics was apparently gay, which freaked Static out for a while especially since he apparently found out when Richie and his boyfriend were getting gay-bashed IIRC what Rhio2K has said multiple times; they eventually reconcile I believe. The Richie in the comics also never got any powers that I’m aware of, though I’m not really aware of much beyond what Rhio2K told me.
The cartoon Richi was pretty much a separate entity since I think they (of course) gave him a heterosexual love interest (or at least hinted that he likes women [also]) and they gave him super smarts so that he wouldn’t be such a liability/tagalong[/details]
Amazing Funbags
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goodm0urning
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Heh. I keep hearing about what a piece of shit Firefox 4.0 is. Rather glad that I heard about it at least a couple of days before it ever popped up for me.
Thanks SRK.
Taito, you monster!
So…never?[/details]
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Shaft Agent
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Heh. I have to wonder how many people get/got this.
Indeed. The irony would be hilarious…if it weren’t so damn sad.
Still, I doubt it would be as hilarious as how little progress black people have made over the past 40 years. :lol:[/details]
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As much as I hate “nigga”, for some reason finding it more “offensive” or at least grating than nigger, I wouldn’t say “anyone”. I’d probably agree that most people who use it frequently are likely to be dumbfucks, though.[/details]
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Lol. Might be part of the reason he got picked for Interview with a Vampire despite the fact that he was apparently rather vehement about not making out with another guy (on screen).
Of course, both options aren’t mutually exclusive, especially since the only thing of his going into her is probably his parroting of Scientology’s “teachings”. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised at all if they’ve never even had sex.
Now I’m imagining Flapjack doing the face he is in my current avatar where each of her breasts…were…
As for your “standard”, I’m intrigued to learn about what you define as “incredibly bad shape”. Outside of the obvious things like full, severe body burns and I guess an all-limb amputee, I’m not sure where exactly you draw the line. This is especially true since you always seem to mention Whoopie Goldberg as hideous for…some reason; she’s not beautiful or anything, yes, but I don’t think she’s nearly as bad as you seem to make her out to be, even with the “meatbrows”. So maybe your standards are even higher than I thought they would be, which is…interesting.
I’m pretty sure part of the comedy was that Peggy was rather attractive, which just served to enforce the point that no matter how good-looking a man’s wife is, he’ll eventually get tired of her for whatever reason. I suppose it didn’t help, however, that she did kinda have a shitty, gold-digging personality a lot of the time…
Haha. Basically.
Yeah, GitS:SAC is a rather talk-heavy show. I don’t think I’d be exaggerating if I said a lot of the time it’s 85% talking and 15% action. I’ve enjoyed most of the episodes I’ve seen, though, and I must admit that one of my favorite episodes is where they did nothing but talk, so I guess it’s another thing we have different opinions on.
Yeah, that “skirmish” between Alphonse vs. Pride with Kimbley assist was rather entertaining, especially in the way it was animated. Too bad Kimbley’s white suit got fucked up… Funny how they still had to run away from Pride even with the Philosopher Stone they had. Pride’s so damn close to the edge of to being extremely broken, especially with the whole absorption thing he, Envy and probably Gluttony share.
Speaking of borderline brokeness, the confirmation of Sloth having that power is…kinda hilarious while also being ingenious. If it wasn’t for the massive flaws, he’d arguably be more broken than Pride.[/details]
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I’m “glad” for you, but I don’t think we really need to know some things you did to celebrate.
Namely this.
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Ah, sorry to hear that. Not that it matters, racially at least, but was this the black girl that you mentioned a bit ago or a different one?
Also, read Singled Out. [/continues to bug you about this.][/details]
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Because it’s hilarious?
Because that bitch is vengeance for leftover food?
Because that bitch is black as the night?
Because that bitch…IS…FATMAN?![/details]
Black Jesus
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Probably because of the way that popular media portrays martial arts (training) since it’s not like most people take it themselves (especially with how obese America is). Given how media tends to turn everything into absolutes, martial arts training pretty much ends up being either “Hitenryuu is invincible!” buff or “K.O.! You! lose!” type fail. That compared to the more realistic realization that it’s something that just makes you better at defending yourself yet doesn’t make you God or something doesn’t automatically “fail” because you still got injured even though you probably prevented more severe injuries.
In a general sense, I can understand where Ronin is coming from, stated lack of chivalry aside, but personally I don’t think “size” has much to do with how threatening a person is or can be. In fact, I’d say that size seems like a pretty poor indicator of things in quite a few cases, especially depending on the immediate environment, that person’s intent and whatever they might already have on them. The aforementioned “whatever” doesn’t even need to be something intended as a weapon, as someone mentioned pencils earlier, to cause rather severe injury or worse, really. This is why I ultimately cannot understand where he’s coming from as much I think that RockB is perhaps too ready for violence–I can’t really say that without coming off as a hypocrite, though, given how I see pretty much everyone a potential thread, though that’s part of the reason why I’ve not permitted myself to (seriously) learn martial arts…
Anyway…you take martial arts? I…can’t recall you ever mentioning this or at least what you specifically trained in. What have you taken if I may ask (read: know)?[/details]
Manx
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It was a Ronin, at least by proxy considering how much he pushed The Stairs years ago.[/details]
TS
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I’m overusing that stupid smilie, but suddenly picturing all of Million’s posts as typed up by a white woman is hysterical.
Heh. I think a lot of people do that. I know I do it for some subjects at times, though it’s more like a curiosity thing because there’s still a lot of things I’ve learned that I have trouble comprehending exactly how I learned or at least how anyone would have come to that conclusion in the first place.
I’m rather the opposite about the women in “oldies”, though. I tend to find that they look better than a lot of modern women, at least quite a few of the ones that think that always showing a lot of skin or having bloated, fake breasts or obviously fake tans is attractive; unfortunately, quite a few other men appear to prove them correct, so obviously this is just a taste issue.
I’ll admit that it helps that black and white is often…“glamorous” for some reason and can make someone look better than in color (depending on the coloration)…somehow.
Anyway, speaking of that* The Twilight Zone* marathon from Sunday and Monday (which I missed most of) and “lookers”, that blond woman from “Eye of the Beholder”? I usually couldn’t care less about blonds, but she was rather good-looking.[/details]
With that finally done, I can now go back to working so that I can keep myself awake for at least six more hours. Hurray…
Like he looked like a straight up slave son…nappy beard…border line anorexic. Dude looked like he was about 50…all that shit just made even more hilarious. He probably scarred those broads for life lol.
Lol. Underground railroad is thataway
Thanks for setting us back even more man. Your contributions will be appreciated. Speaking of…
I gotta finish leveling up my Weiss. But I can’t decide which Arcana to use.