No pun intended?
wa-wa-wa-wait. You got youreself fired from Walmart for making stupid unfunny midget jokes? 
I wonder what the percentage is of the general population that tries a rocking or some sort of shaking motion to get a dingleberry to fall…y’know, compared to the other group that simply wipes it or does a Pinch-Wipe™(this could also be referred to as simply a “pluck”, I suppose) to resolve the issue. Which group is the majority and which is the minority? It’s most unfortunate that we’ll probably never know these statistics.
Isn’t that a great feeling when gravity is all that was needed though? You’re just sitting there and the “berry” eventually falls off with absolutely no effort on your part.
haha, “turducken”. <—I still want to see what happens at a family holiday dinner when someone interprets that word incorrectly in the worst possible way. Hilarity ensues! (cue sitcom laugh track) "…honey, what’s that smell? …and when did we get so many flies in the house?!"
sadly, yes
I’m trying for a job at a company doing help desk for premium members of some southern US ISP. Huzzah???
but yeah, I’m cranky and bored out of my mind 
Is having puppies specifically a midget joke? Seems like something you could say to anyone really.
Keep in mind, you’re talking to someone who was just watching a movie with a friend and made monkey noises whenever this woman popper on screen.
Law Abiding Citizen is a good movie with a SHITTY ENDING by the way.
I thought LAW ABIDING CITIZEN was a great movie…I also didn’t quite like the ending.
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Then again…I haven’t watched the unrated version yet.
I heard this song years ago. I can’t believe they made a fucking video for it. This shit is so god damned crazy… I dunno what to say.
intro’s kinda weak but w/e…i support a black main character in japan. woooo. lol@ goin wit sticky fingerz look…who the fuck thought that was a good idea? that doesnt even make sense. all of the comics are based on snipes now. lol what, does snipes get residuals if you use that blade look?
I did…it was a great movie, up until the end. I found Jamie Foxx got off too easy, lol. He just doesn’t give a fuck the whole movie, then when he finally gives a fuck, he saves the day way too easy.
I think I also wanted Gerard Butler to succeed
Yeah, thats pretty much been my defence. It was nothing to do with her being a midget in my eyes, but in works eyes, they gotta protect their little feelings or some shit. I actually have decent midget jokes. This was just an off the cuff remark that some bitch who was quitting decided to use against me.
Good luck with that new job. No job will make one bored. Porn eventually runs low and videogames loose their lustre after you’ve beaten them ten times in one sitting.
-Starhammer-
I dunno, I haven’t had a real job in almost 2 years and I still find ways to keep busy 
I thought that I read that he does. I think that’s why Sticky didn’t go with that look because Snipes was pwning that shit with legal issues. But then there’s Tekken…
japans laws wouldnt apply though, they have wacky parody laws that pwn america’s. thats why they legally can sell x-men hentai’s or any kind of hentai of trademarked material.
I thought Japan had licensing rights that were weak as hell. Isn’t that why they can get fanfiction published and pressed like the real deal?
lol @ the people getting angry as fuck about MvC3 auto blocking being unenforceable and unpunishable at Evo
I kinda want it to happen now 
Let the truth be told.
Shit, even after he saved the day(which was total bullshite) he didn’t give a fuck. You could see it in his face at the end of the movie. He had that “Conviction rate and promotion secure, back to normal” expression.
Cold and hilarious game:
Kid crying and traumatized:: Daddy it was horrible!
Foxx with that fuckin’ smirk: Baby, it was just Teletubbies playing with power tools. MAN UP! and go to sleep.
Just saw that first ep of Blade: not a bad start. Wished it was slightly paced a bit more but hey this is Anime.
Makoto must have silver toe boots because every muthafucka she kicked they died except for that “mini boss”.
It was a nice touch for them to give Blade “HnK moves”, as in, the way they named that particular move once it’s performed.
Frost seems broken already but I’m not disappointed. Just I’m one of those people who never really gave Blade a chance with the 90’s comics. Back then, I always felt he was a token character since I liked GR/JB more. The 1st Blade movie is really what I’m going to basing my views from since that Movie(s) “rebooted” my interest in Blade. So, that why I was first like, “how is this dood strong ass fuck already? nigga just did a Slayer-like backwards dash, canceled into a basic thrust kick outta nowhere and was like, ‘you mah son, lil’ nigga. sit yo’ black ass down somewhere’.” lol, just trolling already.
Despite the minor stuff, it kind of reminds me of DMC’s anime. I just hope it doesn’t fizzle out like that anime did, IMO.
[details=Spoiler]I spent most of the movie ROOTING for Clyde Shelton. His family were raped and murdered in front of him…and Clarence Darby, who actually did the crimes, gets of free on a deal. Nick was a douchebag for letting the deal go through with the ACTUAL RAPIST/MURDERER.
Nick should’ve gotten GOT![/details]
Was it just me, or did the forum die for a while?
oh sweet jesus yes
[details=Spoiler]When Clyde gets back in his cell, and the bomb is there, I actually facepalmed.
I have to admit, when he’s talking about biblical events, and bringing it ALL down, I wasn’t really thinking “oh he’s going for the mayor of Philly”. A little let down, there