SRK Lounge 15 I heard RockB is to blame for the complex bar. PM him to let him know what you think

Julian Assange is possibly the biggest snitch of all-time though.

My sniper in lead and Gold is godlike. Bear traps all day!

Just got an A+ in the last class I need to graduate with my bachelors (Computer Info Systems). I’m coming out with at least a 3.89 GPA.

Here’s how I celebrated:
-Got a Twix ice cream bar at the bus station.
-Ate 4 sandwiches at home
-FURIOUSLY savaged myself to internet porn. If this was Call of Duty I’d be on a Pave Low by now.

Did the third one to prove a point. Don’t know what that point is now.

Anyway, if you guys are coming out of college, or just had finals, how are you celebrating?

By joining the Air Force

UltraDavid’s article on the streaming law about to be passed made the front page of reddit and SRK got swarmed with traffic.

u mad cuz 4chan mods helped the cops kick a pedo off their site- destroying your Canadian worldview.

I don’t even know what you’re saying.

wouldnt trust ultradavid

hes the one who posted 20 times hillary clinton was definitely resigning tomorrow due to his inside source and it never happened when he said it was

At least 4Chan loves Lil B. They didn’t leak “I’m Gay (I’m Happy)”

Awwwwwwwwwwwww !

Thought it was about to spin-dash

He would be if he were black. Instead, him being white means he non-anonymously alerted the masses to suspicious activity instead.

VSlash and Fir are black and white respectively. They’ll confirm this.

Yes, I am black. He ain’t snitch on no niggas.

you’re telling people to ignore the part of the article where 4chan helps the authorities arrest a person that was posting cp on their site.

I’m telling people to read the funny part. I didn’t even read the beginning of the article.

Snitching kicks ass. If you’re so worried about getting snitched on, stop doing retarded shit.

Aren’t you allowed to fuck 15 year old girls in the Canadia States of North America though?

I swear Soviet said that the age consent is around that or something…

I think Shaft is trying to call Canadians pedophiles but I’m not sure…

  1. It used to be 14 until a few years back.

It’s about to be a Blair Snitch Project in this bitch. SRK Snitch Hunt. Currently: on the prowl

I keep trying to have a good day, but Life Itself continues to intervene like the bully bitch it really is. It’s not just “once in awhile” annoyances… it’s constant shit, every damn day…like a twisted “dark comedy” made into reality. I’m the real life “Al Bundy”, but much, much worse. At least Al had a hot wife to fuck on occasion, though he griped about that for some reason. (*Sheeeeit, Peg would get worked on a regular basis, all over and around the house.) I’d take so much pleasure in killing Life Itself if I could magically manifest it into a singular, living flesh and blood creature. It would be nice to tear one of its legs off and beat him with it…shoot the head repeatedly with an elephant gun or something, then continue shooting until Life Itself is just a bloody, unrecognizable mess. One would not even be able to tell whether that was once a person, or some random roadkill on the side of the road.

The thing that truly paints a sad, incredibly depressing picture of how this world is… it’s the fact that my life is actually a thousand times BETTER than a lot of people out there. When a miserable bastard such as myself is actually one of the “lucky” people in this world with a life that is actually somewhat “good” or “alright”… goddamn that’s terribly bleak outlook for the rest of the world. Pessimism is the view that is closer to reality…because life basically sucks. Sometimes, it will suck despite your best efforts to change things. It also makes sure to suck as harshly as possible… like if something bad is going to happen, but it would be exponentially worse if it happens at 3:42 pm on a Saturday… guess what? It’s not going to happen at 3:41 pm. It won’t happen at 3:43 pm. It’s not going to happen at 4:51 pm. It’s going to happen precisely at 3:42 pm on the goddamn Saturday. You could pray about if you want, but God is kind of an absentee father at best. He’s a cosmic “dead-beat Dad” that doesn’t even pay child support or drop in to say “hi”…and of course that’s assuming you believe in the Big G in the first place.

Anyway… why the hell aren’t they repeating the Wimbledon coverage? They show women’s soccer at night but no Wimbledon? Come the fuck on, ESPN…what’s going on there? America still doesn’t care about “futbol” This is one occasion where the rest of the world has it wrong, and America is RIGHT. Soccer is lame and undesirable like Katie Holmes’ Flapjack™ titties.

*ah, correction… it appears they are finally showing repeated coverage right now on ESPN2. I didn’t check it before mentioning that because the last few days it has only been shown during the day.