Phase 1 write up soon?
Wait 100 minutes.
2 Weeks.
I’m curious who you’re talking about, part of me suspects it’s me lol.
Also vynce and antonym please post the password, I won’t tell anyone else.
Pimp, feel free to divulge how many times I changed my action lol:
6 currently, but there’s still more time : )
Oh, oh, tell mines as well!
One action, never changed 
Never made a move for your gear, by the way.
There we go. Vynce is a flighty dame people.
I know who you are.
Likewise. I assumed we were clear on that. It’s better this way, I think.
Mhm.
As the light went green, there was a fervor as everyone rushed towards the center of the arena.
XthAtGAm3RGuYX veered off, sensing a huge fight over the choicest items, and made for one of the smaller piles outside of the moat. He grabbed a Baton securely, and looked around to make sure nobody was coming to lay into him.
**Bious **waded into the thick of things, pushing **Sumazndude **over. **Sumazndude **lost his balance, landing in a pile of mud, before getting back up ot rush for the item he was going for. But he was too late. **GodotsRevenge **stood triumphant, holding a Tower Shield. **Sumazndude **looked around paranoid, left defenseless and offensive less momentarily. Bious, meanwhile, grabbed a spiked shield and strapped it onto his hand, breathing a sigh of relief. Now to find and take out Vynce, he thought.
Meanwhile, Orochizoolander, Angelpalm, and **Synonym **were all quarreling over the Reflex Amplifier. **Orochizoolander **got his hands on it first, then quickly caught a fist to the jaw as **Angelpalm **laid him out, taking the amplifier as it fell from his hands. Quickly afterwards, **Synonym **wrapped up **Angelpalm **in a bear hug from behind, lifting the man completely off his feet and tossing him into a pile of rocks. The amplifier fell from his hands, and as he went for it **Synonym **kicked **Angelpalm **across his face. Angered, Angelpalm rose to his feet and tackled **Synonym **to the ground, pounding on his face relentlessly. Both were so distracted, they didn’t notice when **Orochizoolander **picked up the amplifier, and snuck off with it.
**Skizzz **nimbly avoided any confrontation by darting amongst the piles, and grabbed himself both an Axe as well as a vial of Medicine. Before anybody saw him, he was off and looking for a hiding place.
**Augustus **ran by a pile, snatching up a long sword, and not pausing momentarily but running to get as far away from the mayhem as possible, before he caught a knife in his back. Coincidentally, **Pietastic **had snagged himself a dagger, and was looking for a back to plunge it into, before finding none readily available and looking for a place to hide.
**Vynce **strut confidently, glaring at any who dared make eye contact with him. **JasonC **made eye contact momentarily, before skittering away in fear. He stopped, looked around menacingly, then crouched down and picked up an M16. Nobody dared contest him. He looked at the gun, nodding approvingly, then turned to find his target.
JasonC had quickly grabbed a bow, lined himself up behind Vynce, and drew the string back to fire. Vynce, seemingly sensing this, turned around to face **JasonC **and pointed the gun right back at him. The two were locked in this standoff for what seemed like minutes, though in reality but a moment had passed, before something interrupted them. A thick fog rolled into the arena, filling it so thick that you could hardly see a few feet in front of you. Cursing under his breath, **Vynce **quickly ran for cover. **JasonC **followed suit.
As the thick fog prevented anybody from attacking at a distance, everybody began to calculate their next moves mentally.
Player Submitted Actions:
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Bious: Scavenge Spiked Shield
Sumazndude: Scavenge Tower Shield
Vynce: Scavenge M16
Skizzz: Scavenge Medicine, Scavenge Axe
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Scavenge Baton
JasonC: Scavenge Bow
Augustus: Scavenge Long Sword
Angelpalm: Scavenge Reflex Amplifier
Pietastic: Scavenge Dagger
Orochizoolander: Scavenge Reflex Amplifier
GodotsRevenge: Scavenge Tower Shield
Synonym: Scavenge Reflex Amplifier
Contested Equipment:
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Contested: Tower Shield
GodotsRevenge wins over Sumazndude
Contested: Reflex Amplifier
Orochizoolander wins over Angelpalm, Synonym
Current Equipment:
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Arena Effects for Phase 2:
Thick Fog: No ranged attacks may occur during Phase 2.
Available Equipment:
Weapons
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Sharp Stick (hand), +1 Attack (Unlimited quantity of these, always a successful scavenge)
Short Sword (hand), +2 attack
Long Sword (hand), +3 attack
Battle Hammer (hand), +2 attack
Axe, (hand) +4 attack (-1 armor value to each piece of armor you wear)
Mace (hand), +2 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
Spear (hand), +2 attack (Retaliate: deals 2 damage to attackers)
Stun Gun (hand), +0 attack. Enemy has half armor during the next phase.
Whip (hand), +0 attack. Causes the targeted enemy to drop their weapon.
Handgun (hand), +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
Repeating Crossbow (hand) +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
**Knife **(off-hand), +1 attack
Dagger (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Baton (off-hand), +2 attack
Hammer (off-hand), +1 attack
Battle Axe (2 handed), +5 attack
Katana (2 handed), +5 attack
War Hammer (2 handed), +4 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
**Battle Staff **(2 handed), +2 attack / + 3 defense
Bow (2 handed), +3 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
M16 (2 handed), +4 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
Armor
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**Trashcan Lid **(off-Hand), +1 Defense
Shield (off-hand), +2 Defense
Riot Shield (off-hand), +2 defense
**Spiked Shield **(off-hand) +1 attack, +2 defense (Retaliate: deals 1 damage to attackers)
**Tower Shield **(Hand), +4 defense
Leather Armor (Armor), +2 Defense
Studded Armor (Armor), +3 Defense
Fiery Armor (Armor), 1 Defense (Retaliate: Deals 2 damage to all attackers)
Body Armor (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs ranged weapons)
Force Field (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs non-ranged weapons)
Kevlar (Armor), +2 defense (+4 extra vs ranged weapons)
**Platemail **(Armor), +4 defense (-2 defense vs hammers)
Misc
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**Brass Knuckles **- So long as your base attack is 0, you gain +2 attack.
Deadly Poison - Your swords, daggers, and axes have +1 attack
**Fire Arrows **- Your Bows and Crossbows have +1 attack
Hollow Points - your Handgun and M16 have +1 attack
Steroids - Your hammers have +2 attack
Reflex Amplifier - you have +4 armor while your Armor slot is empty
Medicine - When you die, this item is used up and you return to life
Net - When you defend, and are attacked, destroy this item. All of your attackers are snared and have half defense the next turn.
Research Report - When you get this item, you will have all of the abilities of the players revealed to you.
Flash Bang - Use during an attack against a target, instead of dealing damage. Destroy this item, and your target (and all players attacking your target) are blinded, causing them to deal half damage (rounded down) next turn.
Phase 2 Begins. Actions for Phase 2 are due in 24 hours, Sunday Feb 2nd at 12:00 PST (noon).
Please PM your choice to the GM.
SUCK MY SOUTHEAST AZN COCK AZN DUDE!
F**king Skizzz.
Poo, knew I should’ve gone for something smaller
My reaction when reading the beginning of the paragraph with AP, Synonym, and I: :love:
My reaction after reading more: :mad:
My reaction when reading it all: :love:
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Sponsor 2- I’m a bit confused, now. If that was your intention; well done.
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