It’s not a kill steal if you never hit him.
I hit him!
Just not soon enough!
Welp it’s been nice playing with ya’ll. Pretty sure I am about to get gang raped by lizards.
Can I have my shield back then?
I feel bad for that dragon in the comic.
Can’t wait to see how this phase turns up.
GGs to whoever dies this phase…or if I die too. Top 8! lol
If I die this phase, I expected it. I just decided to take a gamble.
Player Actions:
Bious: Scavenge Kevlar
Sumazndude: Attack Skizz
Skizzz: Scavenge Deadly Poison
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Scavenge Long Sword
JasonC: Attack Sumazndude, Attack Sumazndude
Angelpalm: Scavenge Spear
Orochizoolander: Scavenge Riot Shield
Green Dragon: Sumazndude
Red Dragon: Orochizoolander
Black Dragon: Attack XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Contested Items: N/A
All scavenged Items are successful
As the dragons roared on top of the castle, Orochizoolander lookd up and looked puzzled. “I’m sure somebody else will handle them” he said, as he began looking for items. He then found what he was looking for, a riot shield. He grabbed the riot shield, and smiled to himself, one shield in each hand. “Why didn’t anybody think of this sooner?” he said out loud, brandishing both items in his hands. He turned, and posed with both shields in a battle stance, still feeling his heightened reflexes. And then came the roar back. **Orochizoolander **froze, as a Red Dragon stood before him. It opened its mouth, and bathed **Orochizoolander **in flames. He ducked behind his shields, the flames not able to penetrate his defense. The dragon roared, and flew off again. “Holy shit, that was close” said Orochizoolander.
**Angelpalm **kneeled down, drinking water from the stream. As murky as it was, anything was better than the taste of **Skizzz’s **piss. As luck would have it, sitting at the bottom of the river was something shining. He reached in and picked it up, and saw it was a Spear. “This will come in handy” he thought. He heard a noise move behind him, and turned quickly, holding the spear up defensively. **XthAtGAm3RGuYX **was standing there, carrying a shiny new long sword.
“Whoa dude, relax, it’s just me” he said, lowering his weapons and showing no sign of aggression. **Angelpalm **lowered his spear as well.
“Sorry, I thought you were a dragon” said Angelpalm.
“I haven’t seen any,” said XthAtGAm3RGuYX, “You think they got anybody else?”
“I don’t know, I sure hope **JasonC **took care of them for us…” **Angelpalm **started, but was quickly interrupted as he saw the large black dragon land just behind XthAtGAm3RGuYX. It spit its acid breath directly over XthAtGAm3RGuYX, and **Angelpalm **dove into the water submerging himself to avoid the splash. When he came up, he saw the dragon was gone. **XthAtGAm3RGuYX **was standing there, dazed, but unharmed. The glittering green of his force field belt had saved him from the acid.
“Fuck me,” he said.
**Bious **was sweating bullets. He was feeling woefully undergeared, and knew the end of the games were coming. “Armor, I need armor” he said. “No, fuck, stay here. I need to stay hidden from the dragons.” Minutes later, he was on his feet again. “No, damn it, I need armor.”
He dashed from his cave, wielding his lonely dagger, and started to look for something – anything – that could boost his armor. He knew where it would be: in the castle.
He looked up on top. He could see none of the dragons perched atop the castle anymore. If he was going to try, now was the time.
He made a dash for the castle, constantly looking for any sort of threat. Just as he reached the doorway, he ducked inside as fast as he could, and bumped into something, knocking him down. Looking up, Bious saw a large towering man, Sumazndude, standing there with a katana in one hand and a handgun in the other. **Sumazndude **just smirked, saying not a word. Sumazndude raised his sword into the air, and **Bious **closed his eyes, ready for the impending blow to end his life.
But it never came.
When he opened his eyes, **Sumazndude **was simply gone. In the corner of the room, he spotted some Kevlar armor, and he quickly put it on. “That oughta help,” he said. He looked down at himself: he had literally pissed himself thinking he was going to die. He sighed. He wasn’t cut out for this arena shit. He looked down at his arm, where previously it had read Vynce, and currently read XthAtGAm3RGuYX, the blood still very fresh. How far he had fallen in so short a time. Maybe he needed to get back to his roots.
**Skizzz **was digging through a small pile of items in the courtyard of the castle. His research report had told him there would be some Poison here. He pulled up a vial of green liquid, and looked at it shining in the sun light. This would be what he needed to win. Just then, the glimmering faded, as a large shadow loomed over Skizzz. He froze. He knew there was a dragon standing behind him. He reached for his axe, and turned around, slashing at it. Instead of a dragon, he saw towering **Sumazndude **standing over him, dwarfing him in size. **Sumazndude **grabbed **Skizzz’s **arm, stopping the blow, and broke it easily sending the axe to the ground. Skizzz, wincing in pain, fell to his knees.
“Please, no!” pleaded Skizzz, but **Sumazndude **would not listen. In one swift motion, he brought the Katana down, removing **Skizzz’s **head from his shoulder and sending it rolling along the ground. The head tumbled across the castle courtyard, down the hill, until it was stopped by a foot. **JasonC **stood there, one foot perched on top of the severed head. He looked at Sumazndude.
**Sumazndude **stared back, looking right through the man. **JasonC **notched his arrow, and lifted his bow right at Sumazndude. In return, **Sumazndude **lifted his handgun, and pointed it back at JasonC. And just at that moment, a green dragon landed right behind Sumazndude. It dwarfed **Sumazndude **as much as he had dwarfed Skizzz.
**Sumazndude **realized that JasonC was aiming at the dragon, not him. Instantly, he turned to face the dragon, just as the dragon caught him across the body with his large paw. **Sumazndude **was knocked across the courtyard, smashing into the stone wall, and crumpled. He had survived, but just barely.
Until the arrow hit him in the chest.
Then another in the head.
Still, **Sumazndude **stood up, brandishing his handgun, walking slowly across the castle courtyard, right at JasonC. He lifted the gun, using every last bit of energy he had to put **JasonC **in his sights.
And before he could muster the energy to pull the trigger, he fell over dead.
**JasonC **strode over to the Green Dragon, caressing it. “We have the blood of the dragon, you and I. Let’s finish this, my pet.”
Two booms echoed in the arena, with 2 names put into the sky:
Current Equipment:
Spoiler
Arena Effects for Phase 6:
**Nothing. ** No arena effects for this phase.
Available Equipment:
Weapons
Spoiler
Sharp Stick (hand), +1 Attack (Unlimited quantity of these, always a successful scavenge)
Short Sword (hand), +2 attack
Long Sword (hand), +3 attack
Battle Hammer (hand), +2 attack
Axe, (hand) +4 attack (-1 armor value to each piece of armor you wear)
Mace (hand), +2 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
Spear (hand), +2 attack (Retaliate: deals 2 damage to attackers)
Stun Gun (hand), +0 attack. Enemy has half armor during the next phase.
Whip (hand), +0 attack. Causes the targeted enemy to drop their weapon.
Handgun (hand), +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
Repeating Crossbow (hand) +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
**Knife **(off-hand), +1 attack
Dagger (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Baton (off-hand), +2 attack
Hammer (off-hand), +1 attack
Battle Axe (2 handed), +5 attack
Katana (2 handed), +5 attack
War Hammer (2 handed), +4 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
**Battle Staff **(2 handed), +2 attack / + 3 defense
Bow (2 handed), +3 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
M16 (2 handed), +4 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
Sponsor Dagger, engraved with " I slayed your Lucario with this. -Love, Daisy" (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Sponsor Dagger, engraved with “He who receives this dagger will forevermore be known as ‘My Bitch’ - Cyntalan” (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Armor
Spoiler
**Trashcan Lid **(off-Hand), +1 Defense
Shield (off-hand), +2 Defense
Riot Shield (off-hand), +2 defense
**Spiked Shield **(off-hand) +1 attack, +2 defense (Retaliate: deals 1 damage to attackers)
**Tower Shield **(Hand), +4 defense
Leather Armor (Armor), +2 Defense
Studded Armor (Armor), +3 Defense
Fiery Armor (Armor), 1 Defense (Retaliate: Deals 2 damage to all attackers)
Body Armor (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs ranged weapons)
Force Field (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs non-ranged weapons)
Kevlar (Armor), +2 defense (+4 extra vs ranged weapons)
**Platemail **(Armor), +4 defense (-2 defense vs hammers)
Misc
Spoiler
**Brass Knuckles **- So long as your base attack is 0, you gain +2 attack.
Deadly Poison - Your swords, daggers, and axes have +1 attack
**Fire Arrows **- Your Bows and Crossbows have +1 attack
Hollow Points - your Handgun and M16 have +1 attack
Steroids - Your hammers have +2 attack
Reflex Amplifier (A) - you have +4 armor while your Armor slot is empty
Reflex Amplifier (B) - you have +4 armor while your Armor slot is empty
Medicine - When you die, this item is used up and you return to life - DESTROYED
Net - When you defend, and are attacked, destroy this item. All of your attackers are snared and have half defense the next turn.
Research Report - When you get this item, you will have all of the abilities of the players revealed to you.
Flash Bang - Use during an attack against a target, instead of dealing damage. Destroy this item, and your target (and all players attacking your target) are blinded, causing them to deal half damage (rounded down) next turn.
Grenade - ???
Sponsor’s Flash Bang - Use during an attack against a target, instead of dealing damage. Destroy this item, and your target (and all players attacking your target) are blinded, causing them to deal half damage (rounded down) next turn.
Phase 6 Begins. Actions for Phase 6 are due in 24 hours, Thursday Feb 6th at 5:00 PST.
Please PM your choice to the GM.
Results:
Skizzz dies to Sumazndude
**Sumazndude **dies to **JasonC **+ Green Dragon
All 3 dragons still survive
LOL
Now I’m really SAD…
What a turn of events, GG Jason
btw, I was probably the only one who could have killed OZ because I had more power than his armor
No more posting! Get into the sponsors lounge and vent there!
SKIZZZZZZZ NOOOOOO.
YOU MADE ME WASTE A SCAVANGE.
ALSO YOU DIED.
For what its worth, he said he was giving you the shield after the actions resolved… he just didnt survive long enough!
I knew I should’ve made him give it to me before.
Show of hands: who here wants Jason dead.
Damn, so JasonC can attack the same person twice in a row? I thought his power just let him attack two people at the same time. That’s pretty badass.
But yeah you guys should probably kill him lol.
Ok…how do you guys want to play this out from here?
I see two ways we can go. But the chess player should speak first, maybe.
Only 5 left. Now It’s time to REALLY have some fun.
Yes you probably do have to kill me this round. And to do it convincingly, both Bious and TGG will have to attack me to crack my 8 defense. The other two should probably defend them so I can’t kill them. But that doesn’t protect AP from my attack, so that’s a risk that AP has to take. That’s scenario 1…and plus dragons lol.
Scenario 2. We take OZ out this phase if all 4 of us attack him + dragon strike - he can’t do anything about it.
I’m still for sale, ya know.